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Jokes and humor. Keep it clean. No ethnic or other derogatory jokes. What makes you laugh?

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  1. Banana Boat Song 2018

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  2. These Are The Jokes, Folks!

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  3. Idle Mind Unleashed

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  4. Two quickies

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  5. That Explains It

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  6. Typical

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  7. A Judicial Use Of Humor

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  8. Two rules to success

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  9. My Four-Legged Daughter

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  10. A clean dirty joke.

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  11. grandpa

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  12. Jokes are unlimited at jokesfair.com

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  13. Tragic News for Halloween

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  14. Joke

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  15. Say What?

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  16. Transgender Agenda

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  17. A George Carlin Joke I Found

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  18. Funny or Die Responds to NC Law

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  19. The Bigot Games

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  20. So where's my lightsaber?

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  21. My little girl made up a joke.

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  22. My life as a transvestite

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  23. Who are you

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      Well these days me and the boys jam in santa margarita
    • Rachel Gia
      The bottom eye portion is not the important and can cause most of the issues. The darker stuff tends to drift downwards anyways.    
    • Carolyn Marie
      I have never worn lace, so I can't answer your second question, Michelle.  The answer to the first question is, yes.  Which is one reason I've always worn short hair wigs.  They still get hot, but not as bad as long hair, and you can get them a lot shorter than mine.   Natural hair wigs won't be as hot, but I have heard that they are harder to take care of, more expensive (not that synthetic is cheap, mind you) and don't last as long.  My mono-filament wigs have lasted me around five years.  I have two, so I can switch them out frequently.   Carolyn Marie
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    • Michelle F
      Ok... I am bald. LoL I live in the deep desert. Cochella Valley's Summer temps average 110°. Last year it hit 122° in June.   I have heard that full wigs are very hot. Is it same with lace?
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      What a pretty kitty. I hope things work for you. 
    • Charlize
      Welcome.  I certainly understand the feeling of the coming and then going of my gender issues.  I am a "bit" older and learned at an early age to suppress any desire i had to change gender.  Like you i got married and had a family.  I simply got on with life.  From time to time the need came back.  I finally just let go and transitioned.  Oddly i haven't had any urge to return.  There are certainly things i still enjoy that i learned as a male.  I'm  finally finding acceptance of all of me and am comfortable in myself. It took time.  Being here has helped a great deal.  Therapy did as well perhaps simply because i was able to be open with someone who didn't see me as a freak.   It is great that you the support of your husband.   Try to relax and enjoy the journey.   You are not alone.   Hugs,   Charlize    
    • Michelle F
      I can't remember NOT crying during movies...   I even tried when Luke found out Darth Vader was his Dad and cut his hand off... And when Lia told Han, Luke was her brother I had to stop the DVD. I was in a complete sobbing and gasping, emotional blubbering idiot...LoL   Oh yeah... And especially when Ron said Hermione's name when he was in hospital after the poison he drank at Prof. Slughorn's place...
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      Lemme know where you at and I might be able to grab my guitars and maybe keyboard and bass an come play! If you're not too far that is...
    • Michelle F
      I'm making chicken cacciatore (skinned breast) with whole wheat pasta.   The Spirono/finesteride combo has me drained! LoL   Normally I am full of energy. 
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