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Jokes and humor. Keep it clean. No ethnic or other derogatory jokes. What makes you laugh?

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  1. Banana Boat Song 2018

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  2. Idle Mind Unleashed

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  6. A Judicial Use Of Humor

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  7. Two rules to success

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  8. My Four-Legged Daughter

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  9. A clean dirty joke.

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  10. grandpa

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  11. Jokes are unlimited at jokesfair.com

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  12. Tragic News for Halloween

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  13. Joke

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  14. Say What?

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  15. Transgender Agenda

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  17. Funny or Die Responds to NC Law

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  18. The Bigot Games

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  19. So where's my lightsaber?

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  20. My little girl made up a joke.

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  21. My life as a transvestite

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      Julie,   Sorry for the delay.  OMG it sounds like you had the best time ever.  You can never have enough clothes, an extra dress will never go to waste and is just the right thing on those nothing to wear days.  I am sooo jealous.  To have a friend that can help you with hair and makeup is just to die for.  My style is so different from the other girls in my group.  One is such a tomboy, another is kind of a mix between goth and the matrix, looks great on her but would make me look like a reject from a mad max movie.  I’m such a girly girl.  I love dresses, makeup and heels.  If I’m going to wear pants they need to be cute, capris are just the thing.  I could really use a friend that understands my style and can give me some tips.  Who am I kidding, I really need a full time consultant.  My wife has no problem telling me when something looks bad but isn’t much help in putting an outfit together.     Someday boy mode will be a thing of the past, then look out everyone, Adaline is here to stay.  Just have to wait for the right time.  Meanwhile I’ll live vicariously through girls like you.     Keep me up dated.  I want to here all about your trip.    Hugs Adaline
    • Jani
      Well thats interesting!  I guess she doesn't see this as a threat to your relationship and that it suits you well.  (the change, not the dress)  Maybe this was helpful for your wife in coming around as well.     Jani   ps: Although the dress does suit you well! 
    • Jani
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      Jackie,   That is such awesome news.  I’m sooo happy for you I can barely stand it.  I’m attending a conference in Harrisburg and it was almost killing me that I didn’t have a single opportunity to reply.  With curves and the new look, watchout world here she comes..   Thank you so much for the encouraging words.  You are the best.  You have every right to be as proud as you can be.  This is your day, own it.   Hugging you and beaming with joy, Adaline.
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