You Know You're From..... When.....

[Guest Donna Jean]

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You know you're in central Ohio because you have to step around and over the horse poop in the supermarket parking lot, because the Amish were shopping before you got there!

Donna Jean

[Guest kelise]

You know you're from Orlando, FL when...

...Tourist season makes you wanna buy a hunting rifle...

...You've gotten a strange feeling your ballot isn't going where it should....

...you've voted for Jimmy Buffet....

...You give directions to your house by the theme park it's closest to...

...you know you're going north when on I-4 east, and south on I-4 west....

...you've seen the corner of "Vineland" and "Vineland"...

...You know that Rt 17-92 is every road there is...

And you know you got a job at Disney when...

...you suddenly have a ton of relatives you never met coming into town to visit.

[Sally]

You know that you are near the ocean when..........

You get seafood at a truck stop and it is good!

You pass on the fried chicken that seems a bit iffy to go straight to the friend shrimp.

Almost every buffet has more seafood than anything else.

You can have shrimp for every course - shrimp cocktail, tossed salad with shrimp, fried, boiled or stuffed shrimp with shrimp pasta as a side dish - I am only waiting for the shrimp sherbet and shrimp juice.

You know that you are from Nawlens when you can order fried crawfish in just about any diner.

Red Lobster is for tourist only!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest KVell]

There's a list on Facebook for this, but I really like these

You know you're from Florida if:

you've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.

you are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne.

you dread lovebug season.

you can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, and Withlacoochee.

you can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.

flip-flops are everyday wear.

very very true

[Guest Jennifer RachaelAnn]

You know you're from Missouri when...

you realize it's common to use both your heat and air conditioner in the same day.

when other people ask about a dead man winning an election.

there's a church on every intersection.

a big town means more than 15,000 people.

people think Nascar should be an olympic sport.

the women burp better than the men.

you lose to Nebraska for 25 years straight. (football)

you can actually find a store where you can buy a 2 pound gummy bear.

grilling for yourself you make 2 half pound burgers, a pack of ramen noodles and green beans.

Pawn Stars is considered an educational program.

Jefferson Davis is considered the first president.

If you don't know who Garth Brooks is you get run out of town or tarred and feathered. Or both.

That's all I can think of for the moment.

Jennifer RachaelAnn