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'twas The Night Before Christmas


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Guest Donna Jean

Here's one for the CD in all of us!

Enjoy!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

I was making my plans to look more like my spouse

I carefully laid out my very best clothes

My bra and my panties, my skirt and my hose

My stockings weren't hung by the chimney that night

They were on me instead, feeling sensually tight

My dress was of velvet, a burgundy red

And on my long nails a new polish was spread

With make-up and jeweler, high heels on my feet

I was looking so sexy and feeling so sweet

When out in the yard there arose such a noise

That I sprang from my bedroom, forgetting my poise

The moon on the snow with its brilliant white glitter

Reminiscent of lace set my heart all a-twitter

When what to my long-lashed eyes should appear

But a person in red with a sleigh and reindeer

But I could not tell if a 'he' or a 'she'

The one on the sled was dressed somewhat like me

There in the sleigh was this gentle old flirt

With a white wig and make-up, a red blouse and skirt

The reindeer were sparkling, with rhinestones and pearls

With their antlers in ribbons, they all looked like girls

When (s)he stepped from the sleigh, to my eyes were revealed

Some knee-high black boots with their seven-inch heels

Santa just blushed, but I stood there and smiled

And said, "Hello, my dear, can you stay for a while?"

"Well you finally caught me", (s)he said with a pout

"At this time on Christmas, folks are seldom about."

"I don't go en femme very often at home,

Mrs. Claus doesn't like it, so I do it alone.

And when I give goodies to make others smile

I like to feel pretty and femme for a while.

So I ride off dressed up, from my high heels to wig,

On Christmas Eve night while I'm doing my gig.â?

I said, "Don't worry Santa, your secret is safe

Why don't you come in and just freshen your face?

We sat and we talked and we vented our passion

For feminine frills and the latest new fashions

We finally parted with a hug and a kiss

(S)he said, "I must go now, or some children I'll miss"

I went to my party and had a great time

With music and laughter and good food and wine

But when I returned and looked under my tree

I found some new pretties from sweet Santa to me

Lacy panties, a bra and a soft satin blouse

Perfume and candles to light up my house

But it wasn't the goodies that lifted my blues

It was knowing that Santa was a bit different too

So next time don't judge all the people you meet

By what they are wearing when out on the street

For in being oneself, there is no 'wrong or right'

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

By Kate T

Merry Christmas everyone!

Donna Jean

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Guest Donna Jean

LOL!

Hey, thanks, girls...yes, that was a hoot!

I shearched far and wide for it....

And for those MTF's of us...well, we were all CD's before we went the distance.....

HUGGS!

And Merry Christmas!

Donna Jean

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I like that version of Santa. It would be entertaining to have something like that happen to me. haha, I'm silly. OK but I still wish I was that person! Uh oh, my imagination is working right now.

Thanks

Vivian

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Reading this I thought HEY..... Dee Jay is a cross dresser after all. Then I read where it said .....by Kate T so I 'got it'

My emotions and feelings about 'clothes'

She got it right,,and thank you thank you for posting this...off to Victoria's Secret fro "Xmas" presents for my spouse and her spouse too.

Merry Xmas and an early Happy Birthday..dear friend..

Mia

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Guest Donna Jean
Ok with three of these on the board and more likely to happen... wonder if it would be a good idea to put them all in a separate area

Nawwwww...

I started this in the CD forum...It's just fine here!

Donna Jean

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Hi Donna Jean,

Just read that . If we win a prize we are happy, if we get a good

job we are happy. But, when people make us happy we are happiest of all.

Thanks for making me happy , luv,viv :)

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