My Strange Dream......

[Guest Donna Jean]

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You may think that the "Transgendered Transsexual Hair Removal Forums" is a weird place to post a dream....

Stick with me here.....

A couple of nights ago I had a dream that I told Sally and Julie about the next day.....

In my dream I had gotten up in the night to use the bathroom ....and as usual I didn't turn any lights on....I know my way....

As I was on the toilet in the dark...I heard the stairs creak......someone was coming upstairs in the dark..(I knew that Julie and Sally were asleep in their rooms adjacent to the bathroom....) Uh oh....

There I was in the bathroom ...in the dark when the door knob started to slowly turn.....

The door opened up and there stood a Werewolf!

And there I stood holding an epilator with a wicked grin on my face.....

I chased that Werewolf all over with him howling and screaming......

I love dreams like that......

Dee Jay

[Guest Sarah Michelle]

You are too funny Dee Jay.

[JJ]

Dee Jay-I love your sense of humor.

In some way you remind me of Thurber! Maybe you should start saving these and write a book-the first transwoman famous humorist.

Love ya"

JJ

[Sally]

Well what Dee Jay did not mention is that she walks in her sleep and we now have a bald panda bear - who is so embarrassed that he blushes - so now you know the real answer to the riddle, "What is black and white and red all over?"

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Miss_Construe]

ROTFLMAO!! :lol:

ahem ...

quite humorous.

April

[JJ]

Better yet we need a sitcom based on the New Orleans Belles

Johnny

[Guest Donna Jean]

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Last month I dreamed that I was eating marshmallows.....

When I woke up......my pillow was gone.....

dj

[JJ]

I heard when you put on skirts it was you who disappeared

LOL

JJ

[Guest Krisina]

That is one heck of a wild dream!

Krisina

[Guest Lizzie McTrucker]

No more spicy food for you before bedtime!

..I had a dream I was eating spaghetti and when I woke up my shoe laces were gone!

[Guest Maria_B]

Awesome, Donna Jean, I hope he was nothin' in resemblance to the horrible Teen Wolf movie. -Oops, personal opinion slipped out-

I had a dream I was eating a pillow, and when I woke up, I said ''so thats what pillows taste like if you chew them'' because I had this weird theory that pillows tasted different if you chewed them. I think it comes from the idea that if you chew cereal long enough the taste changes, kinda like adding milk, so come to think of it, why don't we add milk to pillows? Would it taste the same as eating cereal with milk I wonder... Perhaps it is not the same taste but a similar taste, because it is a pillow and all, but then we must consider the amount of chocolate pillow cereals available to us.

I swear if I had a dollar for everytime I got distracted I feel like pasta.

Thats a sweet dream, Donna Jean, (rhyming, yes, yes, I love it) but oh what does it mean.

It means poor Sally's Panda is bald.

Bad Donna Jean.

Bad.

[Carolyn Marie]

Let me guess, Dee Jay. Was there an electrolysis appointment coming up? I think this may have involved revenge against your electrologist.

That will be 50 samolians, Dee Jay.

Doctor Carolyn Marie

Psychologist