Urinating Standing Up

[Guest Sean]

I have used mens restrooms before but not standing up. I have yet to "master" this technique. But as I have read in other places if a cisguy ask you why your urinating sitting down, tell him you have a " prince albert" (piercing).

That is always a good answer to say.

Much luck,

Sean

[Guest harvester52]

Well, I'm impressed with that way of binding. Does it get hot at all? I got an actual binder, it works, but it's itchy so I have to wear a shirt under it too- gets pretty warm sometimes and I'm dreading summer.

It gets hot when I'm really physically active, but not unbearable. Sometimes it itches really bad, though.

[Guest mia 1]

The pogniant{sp} thing about men's urinals , is it is a "private" space, men never look left, they never look right, always staight ahead. Conversation is non existent and there is barely a look at the next guy when you're at the washbasin.

So don't worry, pee where you want, the urinal, the booth, guys don't care unless you pee in the sink. Mia.

[Guest Emily1]

Mate, the more you do it, the easier it gets. I don't even really care. If a bio-male even noticed I was doing something slightly different than him at the urinal now, and he dared to ask, I'd just tell him "I'm trans!" What's he going to do? Nobody has the right to discriminate against me! I am a man. If any bio male has a problem with way I go about being a man, then that is his problem. Not mine!!! I feel very strongly about that. xx

The one problem with this is that you two would be in a closed space with nobody around. He could probably hurt you pretty good and go home feeling great about beating up a "homo freak" or something like that.

Personally, I always sit (you can guess why) unless I'm both in a hurry and at a public restroom - I even did this before I knew I was a girl Whenever I have to stand, I unbutton/zip and pull everything down just enough. I could never stand the idea of pulling it through that weird slit in my underwear, and touching that filth to my pants (honestly, thats how I felt)

This thread reminded me of a game I played a long time ago. All the bathroom rules used in it are totally true also.

http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html

[Guest Evan_J]

The one problem with this is that you two would be in a closed space with nobody around. He could probably hurt you pretty good and go home feeling great about beating up a "homo freak" or something like that.

Thank you Emily, for delivering both honesty and reality. Its great to be "proud". But know when its foolhearty.

This thread reminded me of a game I played a long time ago. All the bathroom rules used in it are totally true also.

http://www.addictinggames.com/theurinalgame.html

It's sunday....I do cheesy internet games on sunday

[Guest Christy.dancer]

Ahem.... watching teen-age boys pee is NOT one of the fonder memories I'll have in my old (hopefully female by then) age. It has all of the grace of watching monkeys fling their feces at one another, but without as much purpose.

Pre-pubescent males generally have to unzip, unbuckle, stand with their (formerly: "our") feet apart so that the pants don't fall to our ankles, and aim the weapon with both hands. Peeing ON THINGS seems to be biologically imprinted. In fact, (and I'm not making this up), one urinal manufacturer has taken to imprinting a picture of a fly on the interior surface of the urinal itself. Apparently, it gives men something to aim at, and helps with the janitorial costs in public restrooms..... truth is always funnier than fiction, n'est pas?

As boys skid clumsily thru puberty, their manhood takes on sufficient size that merely unzipping, reaching in to lower the underpants, and hanging the monster out in the general direction of the target is sufficient. Boys on camping trips (yet another ring of Dante's Inferno I'll never get to visit again) take great pleasure in peeing on camp fires, small animals, plants, each other, and the inevitable name-writing in the snow. (OK, that part I might miss).

Standing to pee is, I'll admit, a handy expedient when.... boating?... cross-country skiing? All in all, though, sitting to pee seems to be considerably more elegant and (given the aiming factor) significantly more hygenic.

[Guest Martin]

I've never used a urnial. I have tried some STP devices, but was never completely satisfied with them, so I've gone back to sitting. Besides, I need to use the handicap bathroom because I have a service dog (he doesn't fit in the other stalls and I don't want him getting in the way of someone else and getting peed on). However, I am excited that I'm going to have a urethral lengthening this summer. That means I won't have to sit when things are unhygenic. Will standing make me more of a man? Intellectually, I know it won't. Part of me think it will, though. Part of me is ashamed of sitting down. In German, there's an insult - "Sitzpisser" - it literally means someone who sits down to pee. I've heard this used in my family quite a few times, and I'm never sure if they're mocking people who sit or the people who think that's an insult. At any rate, it's added the my shame. This shame isn't really strong, but it's definately present.

[Guest Evan_J]

Ahem.... watching teen-age boys pee is NOT one of the fonder memories I'll have in my old (hopefully female by then) age. It has all of the grace of watching monkeys fling their feces at one another, but without as much purpose.

Pre-pubescent males generally have to unzip, unbuckle, stand with their (formerly: "our") feet apart so that the pants don't fall to our ankles, and aim the weapon with both hands. Peeing ON THINGS seems to be biologically imprinted. In fact, (and I'm not making this up), one urinal manufacturer has taken to imprinting a picture of a fly on the interior surface of the urinal itself. Apparently, it gives men something to aim at, and helps with the janitorial costs in public restrooms..... truth is always funnier than fiction, n'est pas?

As boys skid clumsily thru puberty, their manhood takes on sufficient size that merely unzipping, reaching in to lower the underpants, and hanging the monster out in the general direction of the target is sufficient. Boys on camping trips (yet another ring of Dante's Inferno I'll never get to visit again) take great pleasure in peeing on camp fires, small animals, plants, each other, and the inevitable name-writing in the snow. (OK, that part I might miss).

Standing to pee is, I'll admit, a handy expedient when.... boating?... cross-country skiing? All in all, though, sitting to pee seems to be considerably more elegant and (given the aiming factor) significantly more hygenic.

You are a woman and I think my mother wants to adopt you lol.

In German, there's an insult - "Sitzpisser" - it literally means someone who sits down to pee. I've heard this used in my family quite a few times, and I'm never sure if they're mocking people who sit or the people who think that's an insult. At any rate, it's added the my shame. This shame isn't really strong, but it's definately present.

In America there's an insult that generally men give one another in which they call each other the slang term of a womans genetalia. Pretty much this sounds like the equivalent. Its always insulting to a man to be refered to as a part of the female anatomy or have some part of it used in reference to him. Never so for women being called part of the males anatomy. Does anyone else ever notice things like that? If anything all his anatomical parts are typically compllimentary. "He has big cahones". "Big king swinging _____." Even when its meant to be an insult, say if a guy's called a "prick", deep down he's almost proud of it lol.

[Guest Crossroads]

So, since this came back up to the top of the list...

A couple weeks ago Angie got frustrated with the STP designs. She got out some clay and molded something beautiful!!! An STP! It was crude because it was only a tester, but she even went in the bathroom and peed with it! I tried to get her to let me try, but she wouldn't. This thing was awesome and I haven't seen anything like it before!!! I can't wait until she makes the real one in silicone.

I'm just still excited about this!

[Guest Kelly Ann]

I am giggling...mostly at myself, it's winter...when I lived in Michigan and would be out hunting during this time of the year...if it became THAT pressing to widdle the widdle stinker would withdraw because...trust me here there's a psychic bond ...how much do YOU like being 'grabbed' by some icy cold hands....AAAAaaaaAAHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHH...ever wonder why so many "hunters" are killed every year. I actually have a male friend that HAS to sit down to wee...never asked why, don't ask ME how I know it's too embarrassing and I was mortified at the time...it's enough that I have to clean his mess up after he's gone...potty minds I mean just exactly THAT, clean the bathroom, argh oh my...oh well he is a good drummer and friend too LOL...<sigh>Conversly...when we'd have a potty break the ladies would get really upset in the sub-set temps if they were outside. There is one minor advantage as a male in winter...in freezing temps whan you 'go' you can write your name and people MIGHT actually see it. Hmmmm...was there some advantage I was going to mention? Wishing it was summer already, Kelly Ann

[Guest Jackson]

Actually I could really use a STP device. I can't tell you how many times I'm out at reenacting events, primitive camping, or just horseback riding and I HATE to have to drop trou to relieve myself. Yes, we do have the portable facilities at reenactments, but I'm lazy. In the middle of the night, I don't want to have to hike a quarter mile to get to the water closet. There is a lot to be said about just finding a bush and watering it.

I'm not even going to get into the issue of having to take off my jacket and vest to get off my suspenders so I can even drop trou. I have to undress half-way. It's not cool.

[Guest leo]

this topic has become interesting, least i have some options when i go to pee standing up, mind im a long way from that yet

but also, its just personal choice, but i think every1 assumes that man will hardly ever yours the toliet beacuse there are always less of them when you go into a male one, there is like 2 or 3 toilets, compared to 7 or 8 toilets in the female ones.

but hey im not going to judge.

your in the mens toliets right? so you gotta be a man

[Guest MrAwesome]

Well, If they're staring at you while you pee and they say anything, or look at you obviously funny, say "Hey, what are you doing staring at me while I pee? ain't you ever been in a Men's room before?"

[Guest Evan_J]

Well, If they're staring at you while you pee and they say anything, or look at you obviously funny, say "Hey, what are you doing staring at me while I pee? ain't you ever been in a Men's room before?"

Somehow I just can't imagine a guy doin that. At least not where some other guy might see him. If anything social homophobia spares ya from that.

[Guest Christy.dancer]

Well, despite being in the very EARLY stages of transition (no hormones yet, still presenting as a boy at school), I don't pee standing up anymore at school cuz I'm fairly small in that department anyway (w.a.a.a.ay too much info here, right?) and need to unbuckle and unzip to get anything done. Despite little barrier walls between urinals in the boys rooms at school, I'm paranoid someone will see that I'm wearing girls undies. Fortunately, I'm only in school a couple hours per day, so just holding it isn't much of a prob. However, there are a few toilets not a real problem to use them and make it look like I'm doing something other than peeing... if ya know what I mean. That's generally not a prob, so if a FTM wants to use the mens room, and presents as a male, he's generally not going to catch much grief.

Wow.... I'm so glad that my main contributions to this forum today are about peeing..... so VERY glad.

[Guest cerise]

I didn't have time to read all of the above but there is nothing to say you have to pee in the urinal in full view .

If 2 out of three urinals are being used and the toilet is not I will use the toilet . My son always uses the cubical , a drummer I worked with waited for the cubical .

If there are 4 free uriinals don't stand beside the guy using the fifth .

People have their own personal spaces {zones of comfort} .

Talking is okay depending but stay away from lines like"This is where all the dicks hang out"

Very Droll..... yawn .

[Guest bronx]

I've been using the men's room for a wile now and have noticed that guys don't really pay attention to all that much in there. Do what you gotta do and get out. Now I've even waited in a line to use the toilet. No big deal. I will use the urinal if no ones in there just cause what I use for a divise is in my back pocket. However most of the time I go into the stall and pee standing up just cause it's much faster, wash my hands and get out. Women are the ones that notice and watch everthing that 's going on in the restroom. They like to socialize in there and stuff. Not men.

[Guest mia 1]

Bingo! Bronx is 100% right on. Men get in and get out. They don't look right they don't look left. Get it done,sometimes wash their hands sometimes don't.

Most times don't flush.

[Guest Jeffrey]

Ah dang it, I just lost my STP device. Gotta make a new one.

Hopefully no one will find it... eek!

[Guest Evan_J]

Ah dang it, I just lost my STP device. Gotta make a new one.

Hopefully no one will find it... eek!

(Evil grin) Someone will lol <--just givin you a hard time.

...but it'll likely be a janitor, so you're safe.

[Guest April63]

I didn't realize peeing while standing up was so important to my FTM friends. Is peeing while sitting down special to most MTFs? Or am I just weird? Or is it a FTM thing? Oh well. Hope you guys are having fun.

April

[Sally]

I didn't realize peeing while standing up was so important to my FTM friends. Is peeing while sitting down special to most MTFs? Or am I just weird? Or is it a FTM thing? Oh well. Hope you guys are having fun.

April

April,

That and facial hair are two signs of manhood for them, we have boobs and a rounded backside for our signs of womanhood.

Others lurking around may just be hoods.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest leo]

lol

id say was pretty important, well it depends on the person really, but it's important to me

[Guest Emily1]

I didn't realize peeing while standing up was so important to my FTM friends. Is peeing while sitting down special to most MTFs? Or am I just weird? Or is it a FTM thing? Oh well. Hope you guys are having fun.

April

I've sat all my life, so there's no real change