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KimOrbit

Lets laugh together..

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well, I have found some of members feeling down. then Im here. the comedy :D . I am the bomb of laugh in Shiraz and Shiraz is my city :) .

but please help me in sharing jokes.

here is mine:( i will share once a night )

there were two master of martial arts. they were fighting on who is more powerful. then one of them concentrated and after a while he brought his sword to top of his head and pushed his sword on the ground. suddenly people saw an insect felled on the ground. that man had cut the insect's wings.

then It was time for the other one. he looked in the sky. he found an insect. he brought his sword to top of his head and pushed his sword in on the ground. but nothing happened. people laughed at him and asked him :" what happened?? "

He answered: " that was a man insect and he cant bear child any more ... "

:D :D

he had cut the insect's penis :D :D

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LOL....thanks....that was a funny joke!

Huggs

Dee Jay

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And here is another one:

One time a man was walking in the street, suddenly he saw a penguin in his neighbor's yard. then he called his neighbor and said: "please take this penguin to zoo".

the next day he was passing the street and again he saw the penguin again. he called his neighbor and said: "Why didn't you take this penguin to zoo??" and his neighbor replied: "I took him to the zoo, and we have such a good time that we are going to theater together for today."

:D

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