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Nursing homes. Make sure they are independently wealthy (or at least comfortable) and have no kids or expectant relatives. Then pretty soon you are home free. Nicole Smith forgot the kids part.

I have been considering a female counterpart

LOL

Sorry about that -I get this way in the middle of the night.

Love ya

Johnny

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"The problem with marrying an older rich man is - sometimes they live!" Fran Drescher in The Nanny.

I was thinking of the ICU in a really nice hospital! (too much?)

Seriously, I could never find a Sugar Daddy because I have my standards and I refuse to raise them for anyone!

Love ya,

Sally

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I'd volunteer any day Sally but the $2 left in my change jar from my Social Security check just wouldn't go far toward the SRS. Might not even get you that other kind of Sugar Daddy anymore

:D

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I'd volunteer any day Sally but the $2 left in my change jar from my Social Security check just wouldn't go far toward the SRS. Might not even get you that other kind of Sugar Daddy anymore

:D

Johnny

You have $2! :o

Stick 'em up! :angry:

Believe me, if I were rich I would be more than glad to take care of you - one of my favorite people. :thumbsup:

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Sally

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Jody, we may find our frendship a bit strained as cellmates. Are you sure you want my adivse?

Love, Megan

Yes Megan, it sure would be tough for you, chained ankle to ankle with me. What with me rolling on the floor uncontrolably laughing! Can we have consecutive numbers on our shirts?

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I'd volunteer any day Sally but the $2 left in my change jar from my Social Security check just wouldn't go far toward the SRS. Might not even get you that other kind of Sugar Daddy anymore

:D

Johnny

You have $2! :o

Stick 'em up! :angry:

Believe me, if I were rich I would be more than glad to take care of you - one of my favorite people. :thumbsup:

Love ya,

Sally

Well if either one of us hits the lottery.....

Hope you know I feel the same about you and am happy beyond measure to see you back and happier.

Yeah I do have $2 but one of the coins is a Canadian quarter. Does that mean I have more or less money? If you count in my bills you'd have to pay me if you stick me up :D

Lord I almost posted a really bad word. One of the letters in count didn't make it to the post. Bet the word filter would have sizzled and stopped that one cold but I choked when I saw it sitting there all the same

Love ya

Johnny

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I'd volunteer any day Sally but the $2 left in my change jar from my Social Security check just wouldn't go far toward the SRS. Might not even get you that other kind of Sugar Daddy anymore

:D

Johnny

You have $2! :o

Stick 'em up! :angry:

Believe me, if I were rich I would be more than glad to take care of you - one of my favorite people. :thumbsup:

Love ya,

Sally

Well if either one of us hits the lottery.....

Hope you know I feel the same about you and am happy beyond measure to see you back and happier.

Yeah I do have $2 but one of the coins is a Canadian quarter. Does that mean I have more or less money? If you count in my bills you'd have to pay me if you stick me up :D

Lord I almost posted a really bad word. One of the letters in count didn't make it to the post. Bet the word filter would have sizzled and stopped that one cold but I choked when I saw it sitting there all the same

Love ya

Johnny

:o

Today, it means you have less money, but not enough to squeal over lol. It's literally a small fraction of a penny difference per dollar.

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Congratulations, a major step forward for you Claire!

It is so nice to begin signing the right name on documents, isn't it.

Love ya,

Sally

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Congratulations, a major step forward for you Claire!

It is so nice to begin signing the right name on documents, isn't it.

Love ya,

Sally

oh sorry only changed it here I problably gave the wrong impression.

But txs so ever so much.

Getting all warm inside.

Lately my emotions are all over the place.

Letting fellings out it's like a breaking dam.

Still feels good though.

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Since its Valentines Day Ithought i'd post a poem i wrote when i lst came out - its not about anyone, just my mind, at the time, running away withitself.......lol

DREAMING

You danced across my mind a moment ago

Laying your head upon its soft pillow of lotus blossom

Sinking down, down into the sweet perfume of hypnotic petals

Where I dream and whisper carelessly into your ear

Your vibrant laughter echoed round the chambers of my heart

Like wind chimes caught in a raging hurricane

Violently pounding together, makng frantic, exotic music

Setting its beat to wild, impetuous expectation

We dance our frenzied tango, locked in each other's stare

Dazed with the heady aroma of the lotus invading our nostrils

Fevered in its trance, exhausted by the dance

Dreaming on and on through the agony of the night

Flying o the highest summit, the crescendo of ecstasy

To that brilliant, magnetic, pulsating rhythm of passion

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.....and when I lst came out, being rather confused and trying to make up for "lost time" - i had a lot of one night stands and went out with very young women - typical mid life crisis - i cringe now when i think about it but here is a poem i wrote when it dawned on me how ridiculous and pathetic i was at that time.

SONNET WITHOUT A NAME

As often, through my melanchlic tears

I watch you in your youth so jealously

You touch the nagging pain of faded years

As through life's winding lanes you blossom free

You move my heart, compress and regulate

The darkest thoughts that taint my cankered mind

The fears, the passions,envy, love and hate

That dominate my will and leave me blind

But my finale's quickly come to pass

I hear it toll, a black bell's boomin knell

Then dive six feet beneath the waiting grass

Where judgment points its finger down to hell

This miserable heap of discontent

Will find a willing host to pay the rent

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Thank you Jodie Anne, i hope you enjoyed valentines day, i was alone as my missus has been away for a month but back hopefully next week, so we will have our own valentines then

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When i was at school, in a drama lesson, everyone was making a racket so the teacher said that we werent allowed to go out at playtime unless someone recited a poem, so i stood on the stage and let forth with this ,.....

There was a young bard of japan

whose verses would never quite scan

When his friends told him so

he replied yes i know

but i always try to get as many words into the last line as i possibly can.............

..........round of applause and we got let out for playtime! ha ha!

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When i was at school, in a drama lesson, everyone was making a racket so the teacher said that we werent allowed to go out at playtime unless someone recited a poem, so i stood on the stage and let forth with this ,.....

There was a young bard of japan

whose verses would never quite scan

When his friends told him so

he replied yes i know

but i always try to get as many words into the last line as i possibly can.............

..........round of applause and we got let out for playtime! ha ha!

I love it!

My first and final foray into the Japanese 5/7/5 poetry form:

When I say "haiku"

Do not reply "Gesundheit!"

It is not a sneeze.

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When i was at school, in a drama lesson, everyone was making a racket so the teacher said that we werent allowed to go out at playtime unless someone recited a poem, so i stood on the stage and let forth with this ,.....

There was a young bard of japan

whose verses would never quite scan

When his friends told him so

he replied yes i know

but i always try to get as many words into the last line as i possibly can.............

..........round of applause and we got let out for playtime! ha ha!

I love it!

My first and final foray into the Japanese 5/7/5 poetry form:

When I say "haiku"

Do not reply "Gesundheit!"

It is not a sneeze.

............I had to think about that one for a few seconds...........haha

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