Uggg... I lost 10 pounds and didn't want to!

[jae bear]

Diet!!! Exercise!!! I thought we weren't supposed to swear on the forum!?

 

Well, it's a swear word to me at least, I'm chubby and proud... I've been under the weather for a few weeks and have not been able to handle any food for the last 8 days, just a single top ramen with a pinch of the chicken flavor at best each day. This for me is nearly a sin (I love to eat!) and I've already dropped 10 pounds and counting, this by the way is NOT recommended, it is super unhealthy. I can't wait to eat again, I fantasize and dream about food! Hot dogs and mac&cheese, chocolate cake and some ice cream, maybe a dozen crispy cream donuts to feed my inner piggy.... OH I WANT TO EAT! My coworkers are sick of my whining, they all got better and eat normal again, if I see one more cubicle dweller munching a hot pocket I'm going home! From all the stories around work and from family I have another week to go before My tummy will  work again, it's like torture! I hate that my girls are not as fluffy under my shirt like they were before, I can't wait to feed my curves some chocolate cake when I feel better. I am hoping the upside to my unintentional diet will be loosing some boy fat and gaining some girl curves!

Big squishy hugs,

Jae

[Dev]

If you want some pounds, I've got about 60 I could give you.

[jae bear]

Ha!

If I could be selective and just take the thighs hips and butt fluffiness you got a deal!

Sqeezey hug,

Jae

[bobbisue]

     I can come up with another 40 

 

    bobbisue

[jae bear]

Uh oh... I might be in trouble here-

I don't care how big my butt gets as long as all the junk is in the right place!

giggles-

Jae

[jae bear]

In all honesty, as inconvenient as it would be, I would gladly accept the exact shape and size as my avatar-

blush-

Jae

[jae bear]

I would love to be this girl, but reality has other plans in mind for me... and that's okay too-

 

anyone with a magic wand around here?

[BrandiBri]

Jae Bear, you're too much!!! LOL!! Love the picture.

[jae bear]

Hey Brandi,

 This basically is just an approximation of my wife, all curves and grace... Quite an amazing woman, I wouldn't mind one bit if I were just like her, and we could share clothes! (well we kinda already do, she just doesn't know about it)

Giggles again-

Jae