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A True Test Of Your Inner Strength


Sally

The Small World Test  

49 members have voted

  1. 1. How Long Did You Last?

    • I couldn't even click on the link - high intelligence is indicated
      14
    • 1 minute or less - about average
      9
    • 2 minutes or less - what took you so long to find the stop button?
      1
    • 3 minutes or less - decided nothing is worth this!
      0
    • 4 minutes or less - a pretty good effort
      1
    • 5 minutes or less - hanging in there
      0
    • 6 minutes or less - well above average
      0
    • 7 minutes or less - a good effort, but a broken spirit
      2
    • 8 minutes or less - a mighty struggle
      0
    • 9 minutes or less - quitter!
      0
    • the whole thing - imprisoned or Ironman
      3
    • I listened to both - a glutton for punishment!
      19


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Guest My_Genesis

so what is this, like a reversed bell curve, eh?

yeah i couldnt listen to it, i had to listen to it for about 30 minutes once when my younger sister did "international day" at school in 5th grade. i felt like the world was ending. so i couldnt even click on it. just the thought of it playing over and over...and over... :o

so what is this a test for exactly? cuz i think i failed..

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Guest My_Genesis

...might i add on the second one, i got to about :30 then was distracted by the steak in the AI steak sauce ad to the right. im hungry so i just had to make myself stop staring at it. ironic huh. :huh:

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You people don't know the definition of pain. Listen to the mudkips for about ten minutes. If you aren't batcrap insane by the end then you have no brain or soul. Here, I'll even link you to it:

It's a Small World's got NOTHING on that.

18 seconds. :wacko: You're right. I made it over a minute on "small world". I guess the video on "small world" doesn't do the ride justice, because based on it, you couldn't pay me to go through that.

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Guest Sydney_W

Okay... got through the first two with only minor problems...

Now I'm about five minutes through the Mudkips. My eyes are twitching a bit and I felt a sudden throbbing pain in my shoulder at one point. D'you think that has anything to do with it?

Wish me luck.

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Guest Joe Cool

These are nothing. When I worked children (ages 4-7) in a residential, one Christmas Eve there was a 24 hour Teletubby marathon. That was a true test of inner strength B)

Joe

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Guest Sydney_W
These are nothing. When I worked children (ages 4-7) in a residential, one Christmas Eve there was a 24 hour Teletubby marathon. That was a true test of inner strength B)

Joe

At least it wasn't the kids themselves making the repetitive noise. I once had to babysit a demon child who screamed "This is Ozzy and this is Drix!" on a loop for about two and a half hours straight.

Hats off to you, though. 24 hours of Teletubbies sounds brutal. The government could use that to get info out of people, seriously.

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Guest Mr.Yoav

WOW THAT SONG USED to be my favorite song.

WHEN I WAS SIX!!!!

But I am feeling rather hyper right now, so I even sang along.........

You;re lucky you weren't there.

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Guest Mr.Yoav

Oh my god.....MUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kipMUD- kip

**falls over DEAD**

I made it for the ten minutes, but I lost a lot of brain cells in the process.

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Guest Astro_Liz

So I live close enough to Disney that I have ridden that small world ride more times than I would like to remember. Why does everyone I take there HAVE to ride that ride?! Well here is my horror story.... I have been stuck on that ride.... twice! It broke down one time right as you are coming into that last room where all the kids are holding hands... I was right next to the finnish girl... for 3 hours.... suffice to say your video cannot harm me for I have seen the gates of hell and have survived the 9th circle! :ph34r: come on... no other Dante fans here?

The lamb chop song is great! I loved that show as a kid! Its I'll still randomly break into that song, and some of us have even done it as a form of protest in a meeting once. Watching upper management sing that song on a telecom until the "other" party finally caved and hung up was fantastic! Yeah, we're really professional! :P

The pokemon thing... that one got me. I even played that game when I was younger, and it was only mildly annoying... but now... ugh!

~Liz~

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Guest Jean Davis

Thanks Sally, you always seem to put a smile on my face. I got through both songs all the way, and I'll probably have them stuck in my head for weeks, but it was fun. By the way guess what I'll be singing you if we ever meet. :D

Thanks for the laugh

Jean Davis

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Guest NatalieRene
I have to admit that the ride was nice, the 'children of all nations' are cute and everyone and everything is smiling but I just can't take one song for the whole ride and the line outside and down the sidewalk - bit I liked the peaceful little boat ride.

April the next time you go to Disneyland, ride the Small World and enjoy it, just knowing that you like it takes the sting out of the repetition.

I probably would have enjoyed t more if I hadn't been hearing the song for well over 45 minutes before getting on.

Love ya,

Sally

The first one reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3TKt0Q1-5Y :lol:

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Guest Jean Davis
You people don't know the definition of pain. Listen to the mudkips for about ten minutes. If you aren't batcrap insane by the end then you have no brain or soul. Here, I'll even link you to it:

It's a Small World's got NOTHING on that.

OMG, you are sooooooooooo EVIL!!! :P

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i was once on a roadtrip with my dad's family, and my cousin who is the most annoying family member i have, played "i love rock and roll". she sang along, and put it on repeat. her voice is terrible, and i'm a musician, so bad singing hurts more. she did not stop playing that !@#$^&* song for at least 3 hours!!! :angry::angry::angry:

so this, i could handle :D

oh, and i, on the same trip, had to wait on her to finish this same ride. she didnt get tired of it for 20 minutes. oh, and they play it outside too <_< not fun.

so sally, you are gonna have to try harder than this :lol:

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Guest Angelgrlsue

It's a small world after all, La la la la la la la. Hehehehe. Oh Sally! I love it's a small world! I listened to both songs all the way through. Now I want to go to Disneyland. :lol:

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Guest Tammy Maher
This song was mentioned by my soon to be former friend Lizzy (just joking but she did plant this song in my mind after nearly ten years without having heard it) in a topic about what's stuck in your head right now.

The song is the much feared Disney song, "It's a Small World" - which was banned for questioning in Gitmo for the more humane water boarding means of breaking terrorists.

Now for a way to test your resolve - you know whats ahead but how far can you go.

This is for you Lizzy - nearly 10 minutes of it!

And a bonus annoying song with the perfect name! (only about a minute and a half of this one)

Let's see if you are made of the right stuff.

Love ya,

Sally

I'll watch them later.

Sally............

You Evil, Evil woman! :angry:

You'll pay dearly for this!!!!!

Donna Jean

How about

for evil? Space mountain with the lights on?

(^_^)/

Janelle

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Guest ChloëC

I've been through the one at Disneyworld, maybe three times (did they close it for awhile because it was getting just a little too anachronistic?) and I actually didn't mind it any of the times. I guess because I was with my children at different ages and I was able to enjoy it a litte through their eyes.

Now Shari Lewis...that's another matter. I just never could get into her and (growing up in Chicago), I was into Kukla, Fran and Ollie, Here's Geraldine, Garfield Goose, Elmer the Elephant. even BJ and Dirty Dragon. I could watch her and Lambchop, but only in small doses. Since I appreciated Fran Allison, I don't think it was a gender thing cuz I also watched Ding Dong School with Miss Frances and Romper Room and did not care at all for Captain Kangaroo.

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Guest My_Genesis

Not as annoying, but since I've already established my low threshold for this kind of thing.... your opinion on that gummy bear song?

I showed it to my friend, she was all "aww how cute...". I was all <_< lol. I can't listen to things like that because they get stuck in my head all day, feel like numbing my skull so I won't have to hear it ever again. I think it's some weird form of OCD :/

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Guest Jean Davis
Not as annoying, but since I've already established my low threshold for this kind of thing.... your opinion on that gummy bear song?

I showed it to my friend, she was all "aww how cute...". I was all <_< lol. I can't listen to things like that because they get stuck in my head all day, feel like numbing my skull so I won't have to hear it ever again. I think it's some weird form of OCD :/

I thought it was cute too. :P It must be a girl thing or maybe I'm just weird. :blink:

Jean Davis

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Guest My_Genesis
I thought it was cute too. :P It must be a girl thing or maybe I'm just weird. :blink:

Jean Davis

hmm well, the girl who linked it to me thought it was annoying. but that's because she was studying abroad in Austria and she said it was all the rage in Germany, that she misses America because there's better music here and that's all they listened to when she went to Germany :lol:

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