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Mx.Drago

Pootie Toot toot

Pootie Poot poot

Pootie Toot

Pootie Poot

Pootie Toot poot

 

 

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Aidan5

Toiletttt

toiletttt

I'm gonna sprinkle all my tinkle in the 

toiletttt

 

Sorry, I had to include this- haha :)) 

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Mary Jane

@Aidan5 is that a yes? (Look at you statue thing)

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Mary Jane

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Mx.Drago

🤗 It's all good so long as it's in the Toilet.

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Aidan5
27 minutes ago, Mx.Drago said:

🤗 It's all good so long as it's in the Toilet.

Haha well of course! 

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Mary Jane

If your not going to say yes then well you’ll see me in your status thing ignored or not

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Mx.Drago

Oh Lord pooped

Never again should I cry so solemnly

As I release to your porcelain sweet

Rest to the watery depths be it.

What past have passed consumed.

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Aidan5

Beans are the magical fruit 

the more you eat

the more you toot

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Mx.Drago

Brown is a good color

Rich like the earth

But has no place

Inside your underwear

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mx.Drago

This song is called

"Do not feed the trolls"

 

Do not feed the trolls,

For they are very hungry.

They'll eat you rare,

Cuz they don't care,

As they render you to poo.

 

Do not feed the trolls,

Or are you really listening.

So if you dare,

Just please beware.

They are always looking for you.

 

They get bored real quick

They howl and whine

Like a bunch of animals

They cry and dine,

But on the loose

They are a crime.

 

So please....

 

Do not feed the trolls,

Just as I had warned you.

It's no joke,

If you decide to poke

Those damn horrid trolls.

 

Do

Not

Feed

The Trolls....you were warned.

 

 

 

 

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