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'twas The Night Before Surg'ry


Guest Joanna Phipps

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Guest Joanna Phipps

Twas the night before surg'ry

as I nervously laid

in my bed in the clinic

awaiting my change

my tv it was on

some boring show

so I power up my laptop

and to Laura's I go

To message my friends

with the news and my feelings

then off to the chat side

to but waste much more time

8 am it comes early

well thats what Doc said

but the time it is dragging

as I lay in this bed

where is that pill

that I ask the nurse for

to help me sleep now

god I hope I dont snore

Finaly dawn,

its pale light come a stealin

through the blinds in my room

now my nerves theyre a janglin

my doctor I hear

a way down the hall

telling the ord'rly

what room to prepare

she comes to my bedside

all smiles, and all care

with razor in hand

to remove all that hair

next comes the shot

that makes the world spin

as the lights they go out

my new life begins

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Guest Donna Jean

Good......I like that...

I'm in a holding pattern for mine...It's a coming......

I really like this part....

next comes the shot

that makes the world spin

as the lights they go out

my new life begins

Nice....Thanks!

Donna Jean

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Guest Joanna Phipps

Your most welcome Dee Jay

that one came to me in all of 5 minutes...

yeah I know, just what the world needs another parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas

but hey its fun putting one's own spin on it

Mine should be in the next 18 month (I hope)

its a commin, its a commin... but so is christmas 2010 :D

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Guest Donna Jean
Your most welcome Dee Jay

that one came to me in all of 5 minutes...

yeah I know, just what the world needs another parody of Twas the Night Before Christmas

but hey its fun putting one's own spin on it

Mine should be in the next 18 month (I hope)

Know how ya feel...

I hope to have mine in the same time frame...I have the letter, surgeon and money......Just have to do the RLE!

Donna Jean

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Guest Joanna Phipps
Know how ya feel...

I hope to have mine in the same time frame...I have the letter, surgeon and money......Just have to do the RLE!

Donna Jean

I'm the opposite, I'm doing the rle and Im pretty sure who my surgeon will be if the BC Govt pays for it, just need my letters

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Oh I do love that Joanna, ***ANTICIPATION***.

You know ,we are probably the fittest middle aged

women on the planet . Keeping ourselves in good

condition for **THAT** day. You know I can touch

my toes!!! problem is if there"s no one around -

getting back up can pose a problem :blush: viv :)

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Guest Donna Jean
I'm the opposite, I'm doing the rle and Im pretty sure who my surgeon will be if the BC Govt pays for it, just need my letters

Joanna...curious here....

Does Canada have a residency requirement? Are you still a Canadian citizen?

Gee, I wish that the USA would do that...

But here, they'll let you die before they offer any help!

HUGGS!

Donna Jean

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