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An Ode To Laura's


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No offense intended. This one is just for laughs. Hope y'all enjoy.

An ode to Laura's:

Laura's, well it's the place to be.

Everyone's here: the bio's, the wrong bodied ones, and even the inbetweens!

No one is rejected!

Heck Laura's own middle name is Accepted.

Trust me!,

I've see her I.D.!

There's posts that make you cry, posts that make you happy, and posts that make you LOL.

It's a place for questions, a place for answers, and a place to just to be yourself.

You can advertise, but please don't spam.

And if you read the breakfast thread, you're sure to want a ham!

The fellas hang out, in the underground hangout.

And the women are all about!

JJ once hosted a party by the pool, but now's he's in space.

And let me tell ya, those robotically enhanced gators are all over the place!

We sure like intials with J's.

I've seen a J, a D, a R, and maybe even an A!

We dang sure dont ever run out of names.

We've changed them more times than botox can change a celebrity's face!

Cookies stay in high demand.

Then again, why should they not? Sally makes the best in land!

There's even a nifty lil chat.

But please do keep in mind, you have to register to use that.

We got poetry, and jokes, and lots of entertainment.

And if you get that 45 second thingy watch out, cause your message... well, it just might erase it.

We make up reasons to party and celebrate.

Be careful to not go over your limit on cake.

We like to say we are one big family.

One that even comes with a bubba in the family tree! (That'd be me.)

So come on in, relax, and kick off your shoes!

Just remember to give the guidelines a look over, and follow the rules.

-Cowboy

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Loved it Colton!!

It brought a big smile to my face-the perfect way to end the day!

Shhh...Don't tell Sally but I thought you deserve a cookie reward for that

cowboycookie.jpg

:D

JJ

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Very good, Colton - a true cowboy poet - they are some of the best you know.

I loved it, so cute and so very true.

I saw the cookies that JJ gave you and I am not mad, I am a little jealous because I couldn't find a little cowboy hat for mine.

Oatmeal raisin - I forgot about those, if you like them let me know I'll pop in a batch.

Love ya,

Sally

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LOL.....

First thing this morning......almost spewed my coffe....I LOVED IT!

Colton...you're a rare find...

But easy to keep track of...just listen for the clanking anchors!

LOVE

Donna Jean

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I loved this post Cowboy, and great to dig it up. I hope you are doing well, y'all come back now, ya hear

Love

C -

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