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Hi Kelsie,

I do believe that your thread has been hijacked. Yes, I do believe that is what happened.

Oh, football I believe is played in Europe, Asia, Africa, Central and South America, and only the goalies are allowed to touch the ball. Here it is Soccer...

Huggs,

Opal

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Hi Kelsie,

I do believe that your thread has been hijacked. Yes, I do believe that is what happened.

Oh, football I believe is played in Europe, Asia, Africa, Central and South America, and only the goalies are allowed to touch the ball. Here it is Soccer...

Huggs,

Opal

Opal dear, i think you meant futbol.

like the sport when somebody scores a goal, the announcer shouts GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL for 30 minutes. laugh.gif

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Who's ready for some FOOTBALL??!!

GO BRONCOS!!

A Broncos fan. . . outside of CO? OMG! They do exist! :o

Speaking of Jaguars. <_<

Crazy tho, didn't think anyone in Georgia liked anything to do with CO sports. Rox fans certainly got no love for the Braves.

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A Broncos fan. . . outside of CO? OMG! They do exist! :o

Speaking of Jaguars. <_<

Crazy tho, didn't think anyone in Georgia liked anything to do with CO sports. Rox fans certainly got no love for the Braves.

Yeah i cant believe the jags won today. jacksonville is only like an hour 45 minute drive from here, and nobody ever counts on em to win. i think i had a heart attack watchin the game eariler. lol sad thing is, when the stadium sales out, its cause there was more people that showed up to root on the visitin team. i can almost bet thatll be the only home game we get to see on tv this year cause of blackouts. unless they choose to play good this season. dry.gif in that case... the world is comin to an end.

and eh, i kinda jumped on the broncos ban wagon when they drafted Tebow. Still like my giants, but i wanna see him dominate the NFL like he did in college. Denver is a franchise he can do that with. (today wasnt a very good example of that though lol.)

oh n btw, i HATE the rockies. lol Braves fan all the way.

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Never know what to think of our Broncs. Kinda like the rest of our teams, they got a way of teasin us into hoping, then crush our optimism flat. Think 07 world series and yah, that's kind of the experience. Two super bowls and two Stanley Cups are only a start, our teams gotta a lotta disappointment to atone for.

And grrrrr to the Braves! :P

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Guest Donna Jean

and this thread has officially left my realm of interest

NAWwww...this is fun!

It's like watching a foreign film with no sub-titles ...you have no idea what the people are talking about, but, they're fun to watch!

Donna Jean

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Guest Kaitlyn D

NAWwww...this is fun!

It's like watching a foreign film with no sub-titles ...you have no idea what the people are talking about, but, they're fun to watch!

Donna Jean

Ooh, I wonder what this film would be like dubbed.laugh.gif

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Never know what to think of our Broncs. Kinda like the rest of our teams, they got a way of teasin us into hoping, then crush our optimism flat. Think 07 world series and yah, that's kind of the experience. Two super bowls and two Stanley Cups are only a start, our teams gotta a lotta disappointment to atone for.

And grrrrr to the Braves! :P

*thinks back to 07*

Oh yeah... ouch. And to think that was a series where i was cheerin on the rockies. Still cant believe they let boston just sweep em out like that. Of course the braves are known for that too. play good down the last stretch then mess it up before october. either that or make the season a total fail right at the beginning of the playoffs. i think theyre only good when there all healthy. other than that... dry.gif

and hey, this is only Josh McDaniels 2nd year coachin the broncs. give em one more, and he'll have the kinks worked out.

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Guest KimberlyF

and this thread has officially left my realm of interest

I've only watched about half the Superbowls the past 10 years and they were cause it was a party. My son likes to have a day when we make finger food and just eat appies for dinner. We do the same thing a few weeks later for the Oscars. But this time instead of a game we're not interested in, it's a bunch of movies we've never seen or heard about.

Kim

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Maybe you should start a football or sports thread!

Broncos=Bucking or unbroke horses

Rockies=Mountains in Colorado

Braves=Indian warriors (no longer PC)

Jags/ Jaguars=Really cool cars that break down a lot

Did I miss any??

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Guest KimberlyF

I'm surrounded by Cubs fans here, and really if there is any group that could use a standards of care, but I've always liked Completely Useless By September.

Kim

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I'm surrounded by Cubs fans here, and really if there is any group that could use a standards of care, but I've always liked Completely Useless By September.

Kim

I almost feel sorry for 'em. Almost.

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I'm surrounded by Cubs fans here, and really if there is any group that could use a standards of care, but I've always liked Completely Useless By September.

Kim

rofl.

sad thing is, its true! laugh.gif

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I feel sorry for the little bear Cubs whose mo had to be euthanized for attacking people and are now living in a sanctuary.

Is there some other kind I should know about?

Do they play some kind of game?

:lol:

JohnJ

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I feel sorry for the little bear Cubs whose mo had to be euthanized for attacking people and are now living in a sanctuary.

Is there some other kind I should know about?

Do they play some kind of game?

:lol:

JohnJ

laugh.giflaugh.gif

well... theres the kind that play at wrigley field.

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laugh.giflaugh.gif

well... theres the kind that play at wrigley field.

I always thought of cubs as playing near or in trees, usually pine trees - they are so cute!

(The bear cubs are cute - the trees are majestic!)

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Elizabeth K

Maybe you should start a football or sports thread!

Broncos=Bucking or unbroke horses

Rockies=Mountains in Colorado

Braves=Indian warriors (no longer PC)

Jags/ Jaguars=Really cool cars that break down a lot

Did I miss any??

Houston Texans - duh, what would they be named? Houston New Yorkers?

SAINTS! - once known as the AINTS - a team that is named after usually non-agressive people, with a 'flower' as a symbol! No wonder it took 40 years to win the Super Bowl.

And the basketball team here? Originally the 'JAZZ" - but no more - now the "HORNETS" troublesome insects nobody particulary likes!

Then the AA level baseball team? "Zephers" - alphabetically listed, their final position in win-loss is already established.

So I became a 'CUBS" fan (my son lives in Chicage) - That staduim DOES tend to be a bit wriggly... wreally stwange!

(Bears played at the old Soldier Field - but I NEVER saw anyone in uniform there (well the team I guess).

Lizzy

FOOTBALL - why do all those men run after that funny shaped ball?

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Why is it called football instead of Runball-whenever I see them they seem to be trying to run with that ball. And shouldn't it be called something besides a ball? It is NOT round.

Definition:a round or roundish body or mass

Footballs aren't really spherical. Maybe once but not now. It's an ellipse or oval.

Runellipse might take some getting used to. Runoval might work better.

:lol:

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Runellipse might take some getting used to. Runoval might work better.

:lol:

Runoval would be the best because everyone is trying to Runoval everybody else! :lol:

I love puns - and malapropisms - this was both!

On a separate thought - my spell checker just informed me that I can spell malapropism but I cannot spell separate - which word is more useful - the one I cannot spell!

Love ya,

Sally

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Cause they get paid like 10 million dollars a year to. lol (true though)

So if they get paid that much for just running around with this thing tucked under their arms or trying to stop someone else who is doing it-what could I get paid for actually coming up with a new and accurate name for the sport?

I'm off to e-mail the NFL!

My money troubles are over.! And thanks Sally-I'm sure they'll be impressed it's also actually a pun!

Yeah Right!

:lol:

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