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Dee Jay....

Shhh............Use your secret decoder again.....It's really a robotic deer I sent him. When hit properly it opens up to reveal a prize of perfectly prepackaged meat so the hunter can provide for his family and a wild thing is spared. I've known cows and don't care so much about them. Just think how surprised Colton is going to be!

Hi there Colton. Good luck with your deer!

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Guest Maria (Hilda)

Yep, go ahead and shoot, dearest.

Nevermind I'm infront of the corsair!

I've heard of getting revenge on your ex, but isn't this a bit far?

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you know... ive had my ex wife jump in front of the gun, and a mad woman tell me she was mounting my head on her wall laugh.gif -and that deer still hasnt moved.

oh well, if he wants to get got, then i will grant his wish.

POW!

Um, thats not a deer.....

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Colton, it sounds like NOW would be a really good time for going bass fishing! LOL!

Say, what happened to that island of yours??

Opal i agree! it is a great night for bass fishin. (and for savin my own butts) laugh.gif

now that i think about it...

Im not entirely sure why I havent already ran for dear life - Donna Jean looks like shes gonna hurt me some kinda bad for my karate kid impression. huh.gif

.... fish anyone?? Im hittin the lake! *runs*

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*John looks around and slips programmed 20lb bass into the lake*

(Don't tell Colton anybody but I programmed it to yell "Colton you stop! Put me back!" when it's lifted from the water and then scream. HeeHee)

*John sneaks quietly away chuckling*

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Colton, you may not remember a rather unpleasant encounter that Dee jay had with a grasshopper not long enough ago for her to have forgotten.

She will forgive you but I may not - you always tell me that these other girls are calling you and swearing that you never call them - well explain Friday night while i was talking to someone admittedly someone a lot younger than myself, she mentioned that you were trying to call her - explain that one, Cowboy!

You do know that I am only joking and unlike Donna Jean I will not drop any scorpions into any of your underwear.

Love ya,

Sally

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GAH!

Guns, scorpions and the ability to kill threads!!

And this from the most dainty and feminine woman I know!!

Just goes to show you should never underestimate a woman!!

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Colton, you may not remember a rather unpleasant encounter that Dee jay had with a grasshopper not long enough ago for her to have forgotten.

She will forgive you but I may not - you always tell me that these other girls are calling you and swearing that you never call them - well explain Friday night while i was talking to someone admittedly someone a lot younger than myself, she mentioned that you were trying to call her - explain that one, Cowboy!

You do know that I am only joking and unlike Donna Jean I will not drop any scorpions into any of your underwear.

Love ya,

Sally

huh.gif um... about that... lol.

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Beware!

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Dee Jay

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*slowly tip toes away to go find Dee Jay some flowers so she wont hurt me.*....

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Guest Maria (Hilda)

No one seems to notice Donna Jean is slowly prepping her flame thrower...

I sure hope thats to cook the fish!

JJ, I think I have something of yours, its a keychain that says awesome.

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I agree it is so hard to kill a thread with so many heads.

Shall we just lay the hydratopic to rest?

Love ya,

Sally

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I wouldn't dream of going off topic but.........

I always love a bargain:

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True story-I once spent an hour searching for my tent in a large campground. When the rangers finally located it for me I discovered my bargain umbrella tent had turned into one just like the pic! It was when umbrella tents were new-who knew they morphed!

:D

JohnJ

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I wouldn't dream of going off topic but.........

I always love a bargain:

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True story-I once spent an hour searching for my tent in a large campground. When the rangers finally located it for me I discovered my bargain umbrella tent had turned into one just like the pic! It was when umbrella tents were new-who knew they morphed!

:D

JohnJ

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i think my neighbor has one of those in his backyard laugh.gif

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