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[Guest My_Genesis]

Facebook group, "60 Things Girls Need to Know About Guys"

I just like how a lot of them sound so much like me

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than ALOT OF GUYS..you're a HOE) (Also this one, i'll change if people want me to, people have different life styles)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

NEW*5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when there attracted to them

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

11. Guys get jealous easily.

12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

17. Guys are very open about themselves.

18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

23. Guys will brag about anything.

24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's

too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

37. Guys don't really have final decisions.

38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

51. Not all guys are --Censored--. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.

53. We love it when girls talk about there donkey.

54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.

57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

60. When a guy sacerfices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible!

[Sally]

Well we certainly know about 13, 25 and 30 as they apply to you from another topic!

I can see why this list spoke you.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest My_Genesis]

Well we certainly know about 13, 25 and 30 as they apply to you from another topic!

I can see why this list spoke you.

Love ya,

Sally

Haha, I'm like that with pretty much anyone female. It's just way worse when it's someone I'm actually attracted to (i.e. that other girl in my hall who I'm now kinda just trying to keep some distance from rather than trying to be closer friends with her because then I don't have to overthink things as much ) Or when I'm explaining very personal/unusual things to them, because their reactions are just so unpredictable in general. So with something like that...

I think it would be so much easier to tell a guy for that reason. Easier to predict roughly how they will react. Guys have more straightforward thought processes (see #28 lol) Funny thing is I haven't told any of my guy friends yet. Most likely a guy (or two) will be next.

[Guest leo]

that was a cool read,

deffo agree with 60 though

[Guest Jackson]

That whole list sounds like me. What the heck?

[Guest Evan_J]

Who published this "drivel" publicly?

(<--wants to know who's givin out clues )

<--will not say which he agrees with and which he doesn't

[Guest Crossroads]

These are many of the things I used to think made me feminine. I always assumed since I was a girl, those things were the way girls were supposed to be. I didn't realize how much I identified with the male mind until Angie started listing things. I disagreed with everything except maybe one things she said was "feminine".

Funny, now that I am transitioning, reading this list is much more satisfying. I would have been peed a few months ago. X.x

[Guest Zabrak]

No comment rather then I am pure number 23.

[Guest Evan_J]

Ok, I can't resist, #1 -I don't hate sluts. Sluts are a gift. They give me something to do until the good girls come along. I like sluts. They make good friends/conversation partners and you can have sex with them and generally when you leave cuz you got in a relationship they still will tallk to you and not tell that they gave you some sex.

#2 I don't use those lines to ward off stammering. I say "are you busy" cuz I wanna know if you are.

#3 Think about a girl before I go to sleep? My impulse is to say "no, I think about sleep before I go to sleep" but maybe I just haven't cared a girl in a long time and don't recall.

#13 I will only obsess about it if I like you and want you to like me too.

#15 Not applicable. I'm 40. If I asked my mother for money to buy a girl a present I would take myself to a shrink.

#60 You are hard pressed to get me to sacrifice eiter of those things, I can like you all day long and go to sleep. "Really likes" is the all time understatement of the world. So basing me going to sleep on her decision about how I feel would be foolish on a girls part.

[Sally]

Well Evan,

I am truly hurt, how can you not think of me before you go to sleep? Don't you at least wonder where the other half of your brain is and what it's up to?

I have to worry about that all of the time, there's no telling what you're using it for!

Love ya,

Silly Sibling Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

Well Evan,

I am truly hurt, how can you not think of me before you go to sleep? Don't you at least wonder where the other half of your brain is and what it's up to?

I have to worry about that all of the time, there's no telling what you're using it for!

Love ya,

Silly Sibling Sally

Don't worry about what I used it for. Just be happy I washed it out afterwards.

[Guest Jackson]

At least he did wash it out afterwards. But that sounds like it hurt.

[Guest Huff]

Ok, I can't resist, #1 -I don't hate sluts. Sluts are a gift. They give me something to do until the good girls come along. I like sluts. They make good friends/conversation partners and you can have sex with them and generally when you leave cuz you got in a relationship they still will tallk to you and not tell that they gave you some sex.

where do you find those girls?! And, how the heck can a guy without all the right parts convince one of them to sleep with him? I guess I figure the only way to make that handicap palatable is to get the girl into a relationship and have her fall madly in love with you first. but honestly, it is taking way too long to find prospects that I actually want to be in a relationship with.

hahaha... even if I did find an 'easy' girl to hang out with and such... I'd probably be too chicken. too much catholicism in my background. *sigh*

Mike

[Sally]

Hey,

Huff just came out! He is really a nice guy. All this time trying to fool everybody and he turns out to be a great guy. Nothing to be ashamed of a lot of girls like nice guys. They are the ones that are worth hanging around with long enouh to have a realtionship.

Love ya and so do many others,

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

where do you find those girls?! And, how the heck can a guy without all the right parts convince one of them to sleep with him? I guess I figure the only way to make that handicap palatable is to get the girl into a relationship and have her fall madly in love with you first. but honestly, it is taking way too long to find prospects that I actually want to be in a relationship with.

hahaha... even if I did find an 'easy' girl to hang out with and such... I'd probably be too chicken. too much catholicism in my background. *sigh*

Mike

Unfortunately Huff (yeah, this week its "unfortunate" I just seem to find em. Of course, if you wanna "look" for em try a strip club. ....or seedy nightclub ....or a craaapy neighborhood (you know, the really hot bodied girl? just look for the girl that eveybody either has done or wants to do. she probably "swings" all kinds of ways)

HOWEVER, Sally's right. There's actually nothing great about not bein a good boy. Personally (and I don't care if you all get a sudden fit of "coughing" when I say it) I do think I'm a pretty good boy. Not "angelic" always. But pretty good.

[Guest Zabrak]

Intresting topic....sluts.

You know back in Mexico there was this one town we stopped at. It was like SLUTS R US. I'm pretty sure you'd find one that wouldn't care what you had down there. Theres many people in this world. No everyone runs off the 'whats between your legs' standard even if you haven't come across them yet.

*Adem* By the way I started talking about sluts at the start but at the end I ment in general people.

[Guest Huff]

Huff just came out! He is really a nice guy.

Hey! shhh!.... I'm trying to be stealth about that!!!!

Mike

[Guest Evan_J]

It was like SLUTS R US.

Honestly, and this is gonna sound horrible when I say it, but pretty much it seems like ANY girl who's really pretty ultimately proves to be slutty. Even the one's you think are eligible for the gf status and whatnot in the end she ends up revealed to be what she is. Its like a rule.

<--jaded

You're trying to find out how to find a girl who is one? I'm trying to figure out how to find one who isn't

[Sally]

I guess that makes me a nice girl by reversing the rule - if very pretty girls are sluts, Sally isn't!

And really quite happy about that!

Love ya,

Simply non-slutty Sally

[Guest Crossroads]

I have to argue the all pretty girls are slutty thing just because I'm with a hot chick who isn't.

I hate all the people I have to glare at every day for looking at her like that and talking to her like that. ::anger rising::

[Guest Emily1]

if very pretty girls are sluts, Sally isn't!

Quit lying Sally. (not saying you're a very *friendly* person) You are very pretty!

[Guest My_Genesis]

I for some reason find slutty girls less attractive. Or at least the ones who are blatantly slutty. The ones who really aren't but just behave like they are when they're required to is a completely different story

I don't really know why this is. The ones with moral values are the hottest ones. Maybe the playing hard to get thing works, even though they probably aren't playing at all. lol. Maybe it makes you (i.e. me) feel more powerful and accomplished and just a better person in general when you can have someone like that lol.

And I have to say, I thought the same thing too, these do sound more like feminine traits. But my theory is that straight guys tend to act pretty "gay" in front of girls

[Guest Evan_J]

I have to argue the all pretty girls are slutty thing just because I'm with a hot chick who isn't.

I hate all the people I have to glare at every day for looking at her like that and talking to her like that. ::anger rising::

You got the one perfect chick and I'm suposed to feel sorry for you?

I for some reason find slutty girls less attractive. Or at least the ones who are blatantly slutty. The ones who really aren't but just behave like they are when they're required to is a completely different story

I actually prefer slutty chicks to just be slutty and we both know what we're dealin with, the whole "I'm a good upstanding girl" and then I find out you're a s lut that makes me angry if I actually liked you. I dunno. I guess it depends on what I'm lookin for.

I never feel like I "accomplished" anything because I started goin out with a nonslutty girl. I do it for the same reason (I think) most guys do #1 I don't want to worry about somebody else dippin in my personal honey pot. #2 It keeps me from looking stupid as all get out with in front of the guys who've all sampled that honey #3 do I really want to see all the spoon marks from the sampling...

[Sally]

Oh that brings back memories of my college days. Being identified as male I was expected to go around samling honey pots as Evan put it, but the honey pot that you ended up with was never supposed to have been sampled. This is a difficult position for the girls (no jokes) she is supposed to stay pure but the guys only want to sample. The advice given to the girls was, "Everyone wants a test drive but no one wants to buy a used car." Is it any wonder that women felt like they were second class citizens. Well they shouldn't have - if they had any idea how much guys loved their cars they would have realized that they were in very good company.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Crossroads]

I dunno, the more I look around at girls, the more I realize how many of them are sluts. It's "normal" nowadays for girls to have willingly given out honey samples with lots of people by the time they're 20. I think I was the only 'straight' one in my senior class in high school who hadn't given any samples. Then again, it matters your definition of very *friendly* person. I think I'm much more strict than the average person my age. I guess I'm old fashioned.

Your metaphors are great, Evan and Sally. lol