Clothing Malfunction.

[Guest Wendae]

Today I went over to St Pete to an antique dealer with a few things I want to unload. I was dressed in a purple peasant blouse, above the knee black skirt, black knee high boots with 3inch spiked heel, black hose and black lingere. Feeling fine and looking like a 73 year old hooker, I was waiting for the gentleman to look up some items on the computer. Suddenly my skirt fell down to my feet. I quickly stooped and pulled it up before anyone noticed. Instead of being horrified I can't stop laughing and can imagine the look on folks faces if they had been behind me.

[Guest Kenna Dixon]

How funny!

The worst skirt malfunction I ever saw was in the late seventies. I was backed up in rush hour traffic on a two-lane Atlanta street when a well-dressed woman went by on the sidewalk, approaching the intersection. Her entire skirt in back was stuck in her pantyhose.

I can only imagine how many blocks she walked that way before someone told her.

[Guest]

Good thing you are able to laugh about your experience, Wendae.

Huggs,

Joann

[Charlize]

I have learned to do a double or triple check after using the toilet. At this time of the year if i often wear a slip and it can get hung up in quite embarrassing ways leaving some parts more visible than i would desire. I love the idea of looking like a 73 year old hooker. That's as priceless as a falling skirt.

Hugs,

Charlize

[tracy_j]

It's good to be able to laugh at the situation (and get away with it lol).

Luckily nothing like that has happened to me yet but I do think a bit these days when I am out and about as male. Because I wear leggings and jeggings so often I am used to just pulling them up (and being careful not to tuck anything in the back that shouldn't be ). I am concerned that when back in male attire I will forget to zip up my flies!

Tracy

[Guest Destiny Lynn]

Oops!

In a way you're lucky though. I don't think a skirt could fall off my "hips"

[Guest Clair Dufour]

No hips? That's me. I like skirts that have belt loops for that reason. Wearing padded panties also helps to keep the skirt up not to mention make the bottom match the top. Dresses can often look even hotter. Check out the LatAm shops. Latina's never give up! I tend toward the Southwest look, levi dress and boots with my late wife's jewellery.

[StephanieVikingGirl]

That's funny! LOL. I am glad you have a sense of humor as well. I am always careful when out wearing a skirt about possible clothing malfunctions, especially since one of them is a bit tight so I don't button it, and depend on the zipper holding it at the waist. Fortunately my hips are bigger than my waist so it might not fall too easily (I hope), if the zipper gives way a little. I like the story, thanks for sharing.

hugs,

Stephanie

[Guest LesleyAnne]

Okay.......that's it!!!!

I have got to get rid of this muffin top .

I'm developing a somewhat nice derriere which I'm proud of (5 months on HRT), but the muffin above it is not appealing to me.

The fact that I no longer have things in the way at the bifurcation of the torso makes my jeans fit further up (way up) on the waist where most girls my age wear their jeans. That makes the muffin spill way over the pan .

So thanks girls!!!

Note to self:

Make first New Years resolution getting rid of bulging muffin top!

Love to all of you who have waists (I actually have one it's just rectangular).

LA

[Charlize]

Don't feel bad kid many of us could be embarrassed in a similar fashion with a small tug. I have become fond of belted skirts as they feel a bit safer.

Hugs,

Charlize