December Forum Game: Corrupt That Wish!

[Dev]

We're aiming for humor this month - or humour, for those of you outside the US - so we'll be playing a game called Corrupt That Wish.  It works very simply.  I'll start by making a wish.  The person who follows me will grant that wish, with a condition that makes it so I might not want what I wished for anymore.  The example given in the rules is: "I wish I had a pony!" followed by "Granted, but that pony will only relieve itself in your living room."

 

Once you corrupt a wish, make one of your own for someone else to corrupt.  Because humor is subjective, your admin team is coming together to co-judge all the entries this month.  Once the thread has run its course, we'll vote on the ones that make us laugh the most, and the ultimate winner will have the option to have your forum title changed to "Dec 2017 Winner."  Note that we admins might jump in with some wishes and corruptions to keep the game active while it goes on, but we are not eligible to win.

 

To get us kicked off, I wish... that I had a little black dress that will always fit no matter which direction my weight is going.

[MarcieMarie12]

Granted, but the dress smells and feels like wearing a rubber tire.

 

Believe it or not I got a skirt like that once...

 

 I wish that I had a ring that allowed me to fly. 

[Timber Wolf]

Granted, but you will have to fly to Mordor and destroy it in Mount Doom (with Gallum on your tail)!

 

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I want without getting fat! 

 

Lots of love,

Timber Wolf?

[Cyndee]

Granted, but you will become so physically desirable that men can't keep their eyes and hands off you. You will be constantly groped, inundated with sexual suggestions, and cat called.

 

I wish I could live on a tropical island, where I can lay in the sand all day and never get sun burned.

 

C -

[Jani]

Yes but the sand fleas will inundate you as you bask in the sun.

 

I wish to be in a place where the sun shines every day.

 

Jani

[Charlize]

Enjoy yourself on the surface of Mercury

 

I wish we all could be at peace 

 

Hugs,

 

Charlize

[Dev]

Granted, Charlize, but if we're all at peace all disagreements have to be settled with rubber mallets.

 

I wish my dog would let me sleep through just one night without waking me up to go outside for no reason.

[NikoGoldeye]

Granted but every morning there are several piles of dog crap scattered all over the house for you to clean up.

 

I wish I could sing better than a freight train.

[Carolyn Marie]

Granted, but a Boeing 777 is waiting outside to challenge you.

 

I wish I had an actual working phaser weapon like the ones in Star Trek.

 

Carolyn Marie

[Cbxshawn]

Granted, but it will only shoot hotdogs. 

 

I wish I never had to work again. 

 

Shawnna 

[tracy_j]

Granted, but you'll never appreciate holidays then!

 

I wish it were Christmas every day.

 

Tracy

[Charlize]

Headline:  "A new ice age envelops Europe" .....

 

I wish i had a magic wand

 

 

Hugs,

 

Charlize

[Laura Beth]

Granted, but the only thing it casts is lightning.

 

I wish I owned a off the grid home in the country

[MarcieMarie12]

Granted, but it has no electricity, no plumbing and no kitchen.

 

I wish that I could have a huge mansion!

 

 

[Dev]

Granted, Marcie, but the paint always peels after a day and the neighbors look down their noses at you.

 

I wish money really were no object for me.

[tracy_j]

Granted, but money doesn't grow on trees.

 

I wish the sun was shining here now.

 

[Ravin]

Granted, but you won't get a white Christmas.

 

I wish the Ikea fairy would finish putting together the bedroom furniture I bought my son last weekend.

[Laura Beth]

Granted, but it will fall apart when he goes to use it.

 

I wish I could travel the world when ever I wanted.

[Ravin]

Granted, Laura Beth...but the world you get to travel is Mars.

 

I wish I could take a nap.

[Cbxshawn]

Granted, but you wake up on an iceberg in the Antarctic. 

 

I wish it was warmer outside. 

[Ravin]

Granted, the Santa Ana winds have shifted north to Oregon. Also the wildfires.

 

I wish it was Thursday.

[Dev]

The results are in.  @Cbxshawn, you've won this month with your hot dog shooting phasers!  Would you like to keep your current title (Senior Member) or have it changed to Dec 2017 Winner?

[Cbxshawn]

Yeah, I won something. To bad it wasn't the lottery, lol.

I'm fine leaving it the way it is. 

Thank you 

Shawnna 

[Timber Wolf]

That was my vote too, though mine doesn't count!LOL? Good one Cbxshawn!

 

Lots of love,

Timber Wolf?