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Funny Clerk at Walmart

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Guest KayJo   
Guest KayJo

I am standing at the checkout with a pair of black thigh-high stockings ( - one of the great innovations of the late 20th c IMO). And I'm dressed in my normal evryday guy clothes. The clerk is a lady a few years older than me.

She scans my purchase and gives me a cheeky look and says "are you sure these are your size hon'..".

I smiled back and said "I sure hope so ma'am"

I was grinning all the way home.

I'm pretty sure she had no idea I was shopping for myself.

Kay

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Guest Risu   
Guest Risu

Wow xD What an awesomely funny story! This made my day!

*Hugs*

~Risu.

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Guest John Chiv   
Guest John Chiv

Kay,

Thanks for sharing this wonderful shopping encounter.

John

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Michelle 2010   
Michelle 2010

Fear of those type comments used to really spook me. No mo'...

I think you help others here when you post that kind of stuff..

We can't take ourselves too seriously or we can end up in the deep end of the pool.

Michelle

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Robin Winter   
Robin Winter

I smiled back and said "I sure hope so ma'am"

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe !!

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~Nova~   
~Nova~

Very cute story. How bad were your hands shaking? :)

Autumn

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JJ   
JJ

Good for you Kay!

Johnny

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Guest KayJo   
Guest KayJo

Very cute story. How bad were your hands shaking? :)

Actually Autumn, not too bad, just a mild nervous shake. I'm working on getting over my timid feelings about buying female clothes. Anyway, the clerk was really sweet and you could tell it was meant kindly, so it actually brightened up my day.

Autumn

Good for you Kay!

Johnny

Thanks Johnny, that's kind of you. I was quite proud of myself, managing a calm and friendly interchange with the clerk instead of turning bright red and stammering incoherently. Little steps.

Happy thanksgiving!

Kay

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Guest John Chiv   
Guest John Chiv

I smiled back and said "I sure hope so ma'am"

WTG Kay. So how do they look on you and how do you feel? :)

John

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Guest KayJo   
Guest KayJo

I smiled back and said "I sure hope so ma'am"

WTG Kay. So how do they look on you and how do you feel? :)

John

Oh my goodness! John. I know its only a small thing but it feels so lovely to be wearing them, actually exhilarating. It seems so shallow to be feeling that way about an item of clothing but its true. I'd say they look pretty good on too, they certainly flatter my legs. Actually, I'm wearing them now (under blue-jeans so nobody knows.). :thumbsup:

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Guest KayJo   
Guest KayJo

Very cute story. How bad were your hands shaking? :)

Autumn

Drat

I tried to do the multi-quote thing for the first time and messed it up honey.

I was trying to say......Actually Autumn, not too bad, just a mild nervous shake. I'm working on getting over my timid feelings about buying female clothes. Anyway, the clerk was really sweet and you could tell it was meant kindly, so it actually brightened up my day.

Hugs,

Kay

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Marie N   
Marie N

If that was me i would have probably stuttered out something incomprehensible and flew the store.

I'm glad you were able to keep calm during it.

Hugs,

Marie <3

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KathrynJulia   
KathrynJulia

The clerk is a lady a few years older than me.

She scans my purchase and gives me a cheeky look and says "are you sure these are your size hon'..".

I smiled back and said "I sure hope so ma'am"

Too bad Bill Engvall wasn't standing behind you. He would have handed it over to the clerk and said "Lady, Here's your sign".

Kathryn Julia :D

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