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Big Curvy Receptionist

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sometimes I visit a receptionist
at a vendor way across town
she's so curvy big and beautiful
makes me feel like a sad little clown

 

I wish I could say to her hello
I'm so glad to see you today
but I'd really rather just be you
wear all your assets some day

 

I'd walk through the office all bouncy
exciting cubicle dwellers in unit B
getting all those lame guys excited
as they stared at my big triple D's

 

when one of them got up to greet me
and told me that he'd like to meet me
I'd turn him down so hard he'd bawl
ask him how does rejection feel Paul?

 

when he looked up I'd tell him I'm lesbian
turn him down flat utterly destroy him
find that cute chubby girl in accounting
see if I couldn't broaden her horizons

 

 

oh how I wish there was real magic and I could have this!:P

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The receptionist in my mind...

makes me giggle just thinking about it!  

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