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Most Idiotic Post You Ever Saw Online?


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Guest praisedbeherhooves

Here is the funniest post I've ever seen:

"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

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Here is the funniest post I've ever seen:

"I'm American and I'm sick of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."

Well Praisedbeherhooves,

Im from the Continent of Ireland, Europe is one of our stupidest counties and we never ..ever , talk about Germany, cos we

cant speak the language :D :D :D :D :D , Oh me again, sorry, I just have no control over.........eh....me,,,, :rolleyes , Luv ya though, Viv.

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That's OK, Saw a contestant on a game show guess Philadelphia for a state.

But we should all be proud of our genius poster form the good old US of whatever that next letter is. :D

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Thorndrop

On a game show they had the question 'which continent is also a country?' and the answer was Australia (even though I'd call that continent Oceania or Austrilasia, but whatever. It was multiple choice even!) and the woman just laughed and said 'All of them!'. Because 'America's a country, Europe's a country - they speak French there, and Australia's a country.' Could have died of shame. She even had the same surname as me and looked exactly like my aunt (it was definetly NOT my aunt, but it still makes things worse.. lol).

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Well Praisedbeherhooves,

Im from the Continent of Ireland, Europe is one of our stupidest counties and we never ..ever , talk about Germany, cos we

cant speak the language :D :D :D :D :D , Oh me again, sorry, I just have no control over.........eh....me,,,, :rolleyes , Luv ya though, Viv.

*cough* ...Lisbon... *cough* :P

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Guest Joanna Phipps
This was in a picture I found online. A door with a sign that read, "Door is for entering and exiting only."

What else are you gonna do with it?

lock it and leave it?

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This was in a picture I found online. A door with a sign that read, "Door is for entering and exiting only."

What else are you gonna do with it?

I could think of a couple things ;)

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Guest julia_d

Oh come on.. that's not even close to REAL stupidity...

You may have noticed that March of this year was particularly hot. As a matter of fact, I understand that it was the hottest March since the beginning of the last century. All of the trees were fully leafed out and legions of bugs and snakes were crawling around during a time in Arkansas when, on a normal year, we might see a snowflake or two.

This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they?

Perhaps this is another plot by a liberal Congress to make us believe that global warming is a real threat. Perhaps next time there should be serious studies performed before Congress passes laws with such far-reaching effects.

CONNIE M. MESKIMEN

Hot Springs

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 2007

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Guest Donna Jean

Oh come on.. that's not even close to REAL stupidity...

This should come as no surprise to any reasonable person. As you know, Daylight Saving Time started almost a month early this year. You would think that members of Congress would have considered the warming effect that an extra hour of daylight would have on our climate. Or did they?

CONNIE M. MESKIMEN

Hot Springs

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 2007

OMG!....LOL!

Thats rich!....

These people are allowed to have kids????????.........

HAAAaaa ha ha ha ha ...Hee Hee!

Donna Jean

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Maybe we should let her know that if her blanket is too short, she can cut one foot of the end and sew it on the other making her blanket a foot longer! :lol:

Don't try that Dee Jay, it was a joke and besides that it would take a baby blanket to be to short for you!

*Just jealous of her height (or lack thereof) - clothing is no problem for her, GRRRR- sorry that should be DANG!*

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest praisedbeherhooves

XD I'm literally laughing uncontrollably. That is really idiotic. Here is another one that I found:

"Chairman Obama is a liberal socialist communist cup cake islamo-fascist bent on getting power to rule over the American people."

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Guest uscgvet

I've got one.

Back when, a Southern public school board was debating whether they should offer foreign languages in the schools. A board member was quoted as saying, "Well, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"

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I work with some guy"s and now and then they have a mini

quiz , I asked them once , what was the name of the boat

in Mutiny on the Bounty, two of em rolled their eyes at me ,

the other asked me for a clue,,,,classic, still lol when I think

back, viv :)

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Guest April63
I hope you're being sarcastic since cup cake socialist is an oxymoron.

I'm not being sarcastic. It's not an oxymoron.

cup cake = Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

or National Socialist German Workers Party.

cup cake communist would be...

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Very good April, either someone is teaching history again or you have a very inquisitive mind to have learned about that, most people forget that before starting the war Hitler built Gymnasiums, schools hospitals and even suggested the idea for the Volkswagen (people's car) so that all could enjoy prosperity - it was a Socialist movement but he had a hard time getting elected - lost three times before he ran on a platform of reform and hate and that just put him over the top.

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest April63
Very good April, either someone is teaching history again or you have a very inquisitive mind to have learned about that, most people forget that before starting the war Hitler built Gymnasiums, schools hospitals and even suggested the idea for the Volkswagen (people's car) so that all could enjoy prosperity - it was a Socialist movement but he had a hard time getting elected - lost three times before he ran on a platform of reform and hate and that just put him over the top.

Love ya,

Sally

Germany is one of my favorites. I speak the language too :)

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