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Guest Vivian

When I refer to my country, I try to say The United States. America can be either North or South America which are of course comprised of many countries. It is readily accepted I guess when people say America they mean The United States. Plus I guess it is faster to say "Americans" instead of "the citizens of The United States of America".

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I've got one.

Back when, a Southern public school board was debating whether they should offer foreign languages in the schools. A board member was quoted as saying, "Well, if English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!"

I recall hearing some guy ranting on the radio when I was in high school insisting that Jesus hated Jews. He wouldn't listen to the fact that he was born to Jewish people, and was called the king of the Jews.

It's like a radio show in Flint Michigan. The host and his cohort insist all the money problems we have in the country are due to Obama. Yet they wont listen when people point out we were in trouble before he ran for office. They were ranting how he was the one to bail out those banks, yet Bush was in office at the time

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Dumbest post ever?

Probably something I posted somewhere.

"Hey Kitt, I think the Fonz is Canadian. 'Eeeeeyyy!"

...*slams face repeatedly into keyboard*

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Guest aDORAble
XD I'm literally laughing uncontrollably. That is really idiotic. Here is another one that I found:

"Chairman Obama is a liberal socialist communist cup cake islamo-fascist bent on getting power to rule over the American people."

Sorry for being so slow but I really don't get this one?

XXOO Dora

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Guest Elizabeth K
Sorry for being so slow but I really don't get this one?

XXOO Dora

liberal socialist communist cup cake islamo-fascist

Well a sort of mix of ignorance - I may not have this exactly right but my take is:

'liberal - a sort of left of center - thought of taking care of ALL people to us US citizens - sometimes a bit socialistic but can be a strong part of capitalism as capitalism cannot stand alone

'socialist' - in the USA considered somewhat left of 'liberal' - tending toward most sevices needed for a quaility life to be provided by a cental government rather than by earned means - but limited to those who cannot provide for themselves - somewhat compatable with capitalism

communist - in theory, ALL resources and all work is combined in one pool - the pool is divided amoung all - but in practice, as a governmental function, usually a sort of rotating dictatorship with a strong cental contol committee - taking socialism to a more centalized extreme - NOT compatable with USA type capitalism but works in China

cup cake - A radical socialism where the government is all, people are secondary - the theory if you are loyal to the government, you will be taken care of - NOT particularly compatable with capitalism - and often a rival to communism as it often emphasises nationalisml superiority

'Islamo' - what us THIS??? Supposedly in this context it is something like 'religion dominated government' - which is not really liberal, or even usually very socialistic. It goes against communism which discounts religious rights in any form. Actually with the new USA emerging Fundamental Christian influence, being 'Islamo" might be like us being "Christian" or I suppose 'Christianian' or something strange like that.

Fascist? Somewhat a concept associated with the rise of cup cakeism in the 1930s - but somewhat limited to the Italian dictatorship at the time. Similar ideas of nationalism.

HA! AND This phrase left out the imperalistic Japanese forces, dominated my a strong cental military government with a hereditary Emperor/God.

So I guess as an example - the expression was like saying:

a pink, rose, red, green orange banana green thing - something that cannot exist in such a context!

Not exactly an oxymoron in the bunch - just a moron making the statement!

FUNNY that way! Kinda a 'duhhhh' way of thinking?

GRIN

My take anyway... says opinionated Lizzy

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Guest Kaitlyn88

I once went on a date with a girl and it happened to be a couple of days before black friday. She said that she was so excited to actually get to shop on black friday because she always thought only black people were allowed to shop. She thought they would kick her out of the store. That was the first and last date with her and yes she did happen to be blonde lol.

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Guest aDORAble

Thanx..

Now I don't get it less.... Ha!

liberal socialist communist cup cake islamo-fascist

Well a sort of mix of ignorance - I may not have this exactly right but my take is:

'liberal - a sort of left of center - thought of taking care of ALL people to us US citizens - sometimes a bit socialistic but can be a strong part of capitalism as capitalism cannot stand alone

'socialist' - in the USA considered somewhat left of 'liberal' - tending toward most sevices needed for a quaility life to be provided by a cental government rather than by earned means - but limited to those who cannot provide for themselves - somewhat compatable with capitalism

communist - in theory, ALL resources and all work is combined in one pool - the pool is divided amoung all - but in practice, as a governmental function, usually a sort of rotating dictatorship with a strong cental contol committee - taking socialism to a more centalized extreme - NOT compatable with USA type capitalism but works in China

cup cake - A radical socialism where the government is all, people are secondary - the theory if you are loyal to the government, you will be taken care of - NOT particularly compatable with capitalism - and often a rival to communism as it often emphasises nationalisml superiority

'Islamo' - what us THIS??? Supposedly in this context it is something like 'religion dominated government' - which is not really liberal, or even usually very socialistic. It goes against communism which discounts religious rights in any form. Actually with the new USA emerging Fundamental Christian influence, being 'Islamo" might be like us being "Christian" or I suppose 'Christianian' or something strange like that.

Fascist? Somewhat a concept associated with the rise of cup cakeism in the 1930s - but somewhat limited to the Italian dictatorship at the time. Similar ideas of nationalism.

HA! AND This phrase left out the imperalistic Japanese forces, dominated my a strong cental military government with a hereditary Emperor/God.

So I guess as an example - the expression was like saying:

a pink, rose, red, green orange banana green thing - something that cannot exist in such a context!

Not exactly an oxymoron in the bunch - just a moron making the statement!

FUNNY that way! Kinda a 'duhhhh' way of thinking?

GRIN

My take anyway... says opinionated Lizzy

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Guest p3ngu!n
They were ranting how he was the one to bail out those banks, yet Bush was in office at the time

this. probably the worst.

not to be insulting, but please learn about the branches of government first before even insinuating that bush or obama could have caused an economic downfall.

its mostly due to the fact that americans on average spend 1.25 $ to every 1 $ they make. and the reason is mostly because they don't keep track of income/purchases (mostly done through credit cards.) so this caused an inflammation in the markets due to the fact that all the computers were reading that they had more money than was actually being circulated. this all caused a ripple effect with wide ranging consequences that eventually caused a quick downfall of the stock markets.

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Guest praisedbeherhooves
I'm not being sarcastic. It's not an oxymoron.

cup cake = Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

or National Socialist German Workers Party.

cup cake communist would be...

They were not socialists. Well, they were in the very beginning, but later on they moved on to pure fascism.

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