Ts Wittyisms

[Guest Elizabeth K]

I run into these all the time and chuckle.

"Put on your big girl panties and deal with it" (really a general female comment - but funny when used here!)

Donna Jean wrote: "I put myself in their heels...." Hilarious!

And there are some other GEMS! Please feel free to add some of these that make you chuckle! MTF AND FTM AND CDers AND ALL - please!

hee hee

Lizzy

[Guest sarah f]

Stop getting your panties in a bunch.

Love,

Sarah F

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

general femme, dont get your nickers in a twist

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Taking off your face? (removing make-up)

[Guest Donna Jean]

Putting on your "War Paint".....

(putting on your makeup!)

Donna Jean

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Going out: Eat, Drink and be Mary.

Lizzy

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Double trouble:

HerShe - a chocolate bar

HimHe - a type of Engine

Soccer Ballls = an impossibility

Histerectomy = not his, but rather hers

Hernia = Usually his, not hers

GRIN

Lizzy

[Guest ~Brenda~]

Shirley you jest

[Guest Donna Jean]

Shirley you jest

No, and don't call me Shirley!

Donna Jean

[Guest Nigh]

Going out: Eat, Drink and be Mary.

Lizzy

I'm so using that one of these days.

[Guest praisedbeherhooves]

No, and don't call me Shirley!

Donna Jean

Airplane FTW! I love that movie ^.^, though my mom says I can't properly appreciate it because I wasn't alive when a lot of the stuff it spoofs were around.

[Guest Amanda joan]

How about,

"It must be that time of the month"

What time is it? For me it's all the time.

Ha Ha Ha

Amanda

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Purging!

Nothing to do with ex-lax

Passing!

Nothing to do with highway traffic

Clocked!

Not receiving a wristwatch for Christmas

"Dressed to the Max" - more appropriately "dressed to the Maxine!"

TV

Not that plasma set on your wall

Trans

Not the car - not the drive behind the engine - Not the movie "Trans, Planes and Automobiles"

Transister - not in radio circuit boards

Gender - not the Governor of Louisiana (too obscure Lizzy!)

HRT

Not a weather forcast

SRS

Not what the indication light on the dash means

and my favorite

"Transitioning - it's not for sissies!"

Lizzy

[Guest viv]

You need orbs (think about it ) to take on Transition. viv

[Guest Elizabeth K]

WHERE IS SALLY!

I posted this TOPIC for HER!

grin!

My therapist says: "There are no panty checks, in transsexuality."

Lizzy

[Sally]

Dear Elizabeth,

No one has said anything even remotely humorous to me about transsexuality - just insulting and totally uninformed, nothing that fits here.

I am sorry if I let you down but I just can't think of any.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Dear Elizabeth,

No one has said anything even remotely humorous to me about transsexuality - just insulting and totally uninformed, nothing that fits here.

I am sorry if I let you down but I just can't think of any.

Love ya,

Sally

Babycakes! THAT"S NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE!

Lie and SAY it comes from somewhere - ha! You good at puns! GRIN

Example - They say 'girls just wanna have fun! Should say "Fun? T-Girls just wanna have more girl!"

Whoa - sad - you can do better than me!

Dizzy Lizzy

[Sally]

It is just very hard some days Lizzy, I feel like I've been hit by a hericane!

Mostly I just have trouble with my Freudian slip showing.

"I've looked at Love from both sides now."

Just a thought that I had years ago when all of the movies and commercials were promoting smoking - it made men look cool and tough , it made women look hot and sexy - what would happen if they traded cigarettes?

Would the men all become sexy and the women tough?

And how can you be sure if you have a male cigarette a female or a transsexual?

Its easy with cigars - a Tiperillo is obviously tucking.

Is that OK, Lizzy?

I hate to disappoint you partially because you are such a good friend and largely because you are always heavily armed!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

Taking off your face? (removing make-up)

or the other one, putting your face on, putting your warpaint on

[Guest Lizzie McTrucker]

Transister - not in radio circuit boards

I heard Rip Torn say a transistor is a transsexual nun.

[Guest julia_d]

so by that reasoning..

is a transmission going shopping?

or a sheep .. a long stayer in games?

but my all time favourite crack.. and I still don't know how I walked out of that bar in one piece

"are you a man or a woman"

"guess that depends what you are planning to do hun"

[Guest Elizabeth K]

so by that reasoning..

is a transmission going shopping?

or a sheep .. a long stayer in games?

but my all time favourite crack.. and I still don't know how I walked out of that bar in one piece

"are you a man or a woman"

"guess that depends what you are planning to do hun"

OH MY THAT"S GOOD!

[Guest julia_d]

another from my very skinny days (not that I'm fat now like but)

"how do you get in them jeans?

"a couple of double vodkas usually does the trick"

[Guest Elizabeth K]

I wrote and complimented someone

Told her I wasn't trying to blow smoke up her skirt!

Then I realized she was trans like me! I hope she got a chuckle!

GRIN

Lizzy

[Sally]

Is transom another word for a handsome Trans-man?

Does transitory mean an autobiography by a trans person?

If we recruited would that be called a transmission?

On a side note or a more specific note - does things that go bump in the night refer to the sound of Donna Jean falling down while putting on a peasant skirt?

Is tranquil a feather from a transgendered bird or just an ancient writing instrument owned by a trans person?

If we were called Contragendered would we all be contrary?

Love ya,

Sally