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Guest Elizabeth K

Peeps:

I want to apologize to the membership, the moderators and the administration for the terrible deception I have forced upon you here at Laura's. I am actually a 56 year old male - and a midget - researching a book I intend to call A YEAR AS A TRANSSEXUAL - subtitled"Ain't No Big Deal!"

You have seen me giving advice as "Donna Jean" as "Sally" and as "Elizabeth K" - we are all the same person, and this was arranged by an extensive programming device located in Berkley, California, where I really live. Most all of the TOPICS and the replies were generated by my wriitng a progran called "Empathy Beaucoup" formulted originally for the Ross Perrot campaign to generate graphs and pie charts for political informercials. It was a simple matter to rework the programming to include catch phrases like "DANG' and "I agree, but have you considered..." and "In my opinion..."

I regret having to resort to such subtrafuge, but after all - everyone of you is a full chapter worth of information! I'm gonna make a fortune!

The names and locations of where you live will be altered for your protection - but ONE WORD OF COMPLAINT - every bit of information I have on you, authentic or manufactured, will be released to the Jerry Springer show.

And I would like to mention - everyone misses the point here at this site! There is no such thing as gender dysphoria and you will grow out of it! Just ask any Fundamentalist Christian Preacher!

Finally? WWOLP really means Weally Weally OLe Person!

Thought it was time to confess - and it has nothing to do with this being April Fool's Day

Sally "D.J." Elizabeth

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Guest Lizzie McTrucker
everyone of you is a full chapter worth of information!

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Chapter? You could write a book about me, honey! <_<

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Guest Donna Jean

DANG!

:P

What a revelation!

Well, that explains so much!

The missing cookies.....

My stretched out frillies.....

The huge water bill from filling water balloons...

The Skypes to New Orleans with no one there....

And, you're a midget? Well, finally we can see eye to eye!

Donna Jean *checks name tag*

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Guest RachaelAnn

Have I ever mentioned that I hate April fools day?

You actually had me for a moment. I hate being so gullible too.

Rachael

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Guest Katrina Reann

Liz,

It is all okay. Many of us here are actually undercover GIP's (Gender Identity Police) and we work for and report directly to a Fundamentalist Christian Preacher! We have known about you for some time now. We would like to recruit you. You are very sneaky, cunning, and full of BS which is a big plus as well as the initials of the person we report to whose undercover name on the internet is ButtSmoke. We need a little person like yourself to sneak into Transsexual homes and steal their hormones. ButtSmoke puts up a good front and game face but behind the scenes and at home he is all girl. We do not want to raise a big STINK for ButtSmoke by making him...errrr..her go public by going to a TS doctor. This is a highly dangerous mission and many average height agents have been killed trying to get these hormones from Transexuals. There is nothing in this world as vicious as a Transgendered person on hormones. Should you take this assignment and are caught we will deny any involvement and you will be on your own...Good Luck...this post will self destruct and leave a rank smell in 5 seconds.

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Guest KellyKat

Awe shucks Lizzy!?!

Just when I was coming to luv y'all!?! :mellow:

And why do I have to wait till April to be a fool?

I'm so good at it the rest of the year!! :P

Luv Kat :)

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Guest Leigh

ditto.

Have I ever mentioned that I hate April fools day?

You actually had me for a moment. I hate being so gullible too.

Rachael

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Guest Naomi Stardust

:unsure:

since everyone else is confessing... I guess it is only fair that I admit to my deception too

first let me apologize the heartache and misunderstandings I have caused for everyone

it was not my intention to hurt anyone

if I did

I am extremely sorry

let me assure you that my intentions were indeed honorable

and that I am deeply sorry to have offended all of you

I am ashamed of my actions

and I will do everything in my power to see that it doesn't happen again

again, I am so, so sorry

I have been on this forum for a long time now as Naomi Stardust

but the truth is "Stardust" is not really my last name

all I can do is apologize again

and beg for forgiveness I do not deserve

I have deceived you all

and I am sorry

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Guest Donna Jean
:unsure:

I have been on this forum for a long time now as Naomi Stardust

but the truth is "Stardust" is not really my last name

:blink: *GASP!* :blink:

dj

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I am actually a 56 year old male - and a midget -

Sally "D.J." Elizabeth

Wait just a minute here, alias girl.

I'm 56 years old.

And at 5'3" tall, I AM a midget.

Just WHAT are ya trying to say???? Hmmmmm??? <_<:unsure:

'taps foot' I'm waiting!

Carolyn "Shorty" Marie

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Guest Selkia

NUUU its all been lies D:

I knew something fishy was going on...and it wasnt this fish im holding....

...Its about time That I showed who i really am!

*tears off the mask!* WUAHAHA I AM THE EVIL MOUSE MASTERMIND!

NAMED DA GRAND CHEESE!!!! (dun dun duuuuuuuun)

WAUAUAHA! YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!...

I have been taking over your minds with my evil evil ways soon you will all bow down to me!

:D and get me nice things....yadada doo Blah blah blah! So on and so forth,

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Guest D.V. Faust
Have I ever mentioned that I hate April fools day?

You actually had me for a moment. I hate being so gullible too.

Rachael

Same here, but without the gullibility.

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Guest Naomi Stardust
So, I got hit by a post on another website that was titled, "Richard Cheney Admits to Crossdressing, Plans to Transition ". Yeah I'm that gullible.

Kat

you know

being MTF transsexual is bad enough

but also being named penis!!??

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Guest Naomi Stardust
you know

being MTF transsexual is bad enough

but also being named penis!!??

I didn't type that! oh profanity checker why do you mock me so?

how about this?

D

i

c

k

C

h

e

n

e

y

that's what I meant! honestly

(assuming that this doesn't get changed too...)

unless of course the other one is funnier

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Guest Naomi Stardust
LOL...

Neener..neener...neeeeener!

Naomi got caught by the "Bad word filter"!!!

HAaaaa ha ha ha ha .......

Dee Jay

even the naughty word checker is getting into the April Fools day spirit :D

Merry... whatever!

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Guest Elizabeth K
Wait just a minute here, alias girl.

I'm 56 years old.

And at 5'3" tall, I AM a midget.

Just WHAT are ya trying to say???? Hmmmmm??? <_<:unsure:

'taps foot' I'm waiting!

Carolyn "Shorty" Marie

You live in Berkley???

Carolyn dear - you are NOT male!

HA

Lizzy

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Well, I am glad to hear that I am only the figment of a demented imagination - no one should have to put up with all of this!

Thanks for spilling the beans, Lizzy now all of that work is wasted - oh, well, I at least gained a killer recipe for double chocolate chip cookies - too bad it makes 60 dozen at a time.

April fools is just another day in my life - the Universe has been playing malicious jokes on me everyday for as long as I can remember.

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Elizabeth K
Well, I am glad to hear that I am only the figment of a demented imagination - no one should have to put up with all of this!

Thanks for spilling the beans, Lizzy now all of that work is wasted - oh, well, I at least gained a killer recipe for double chocolate chip cookies - too bad it makes 60 dozen at a time.

April fools is just another day in my life - the Universe has been playing malicious jokes on me everyday for as long as I can remember.

Love ya,

Sally

I wrote that!

See?

Tole ya I was Sally "D.J." Elizabeth

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I knew !!!!all along !!! me and the boys **down on the farm :rolleyes: **been

keepin an eye on things B) ,,,oh yeh !!!! :D:blink:,,,, lol x 100.

Oh Lizzy , read your post late but got a real belly laugh Hun ,,thanks . Over here

in Pixie Land a politician got on the radio April 1st and claimed to be **honest**.

4.5 million people ( including babies ) did a :rolleyes: ,,smiled ,,and got on with

their day!s work ,,,,now that was an April Fools we were not falling for LOL. viv :)

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