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hey now that's just wrong!

Ah...

okay.....

*says nothing and pretends he didn't think the same thing....

:lol::lol:

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Guest Evan_J
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: <Mind in gutter >

butthole :rolleyes: Yes you're a girl AND a butthole :P

You AND Matt :rolleyes:

<< had a lot of male natal cousins . It was how we worded it. (smacks both with fish) dangit, you know that :P

(remembers tiny highpitched voices in childhood complaining that "so-and-so plays too rough.....")

(<<can't wait to hear the wisecrack from lvmyftm :P . Careful, you're married , you know peeps "allege" stuff when you play too long with single men lol)

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The playing rough could be taken in so many diff ways though. :P

I know straight male who....

Never mind. :P

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Guest My_Genesis
Ah...

okay.....

*says nothing and pretends he didn't think the same thing....

:lol::lol:

lol well of course i thought the same thing but in context it was implying something... :blink:

Heeere we go.....allllll better now.

:)

( :P )

hahaha that is really cool, how'd you do that?

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Guest Evan_J
lol well of course i thought the same thing but in context it was implying something... :blink:

hahaha that is really cool, how'd you do that?

How'd I do it? Quickly. :mellow:

:P

:D

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Guest lvmyftm
butthole :rolleyes: Yes you're a girl AND a butthole :P

You AND Matt :rolleyes:

<< had a lot of male natal cousins . It was how we worded it. (smacks both with fish) dangit, you know that :P

(remembers tiny highpitched voices in childhood complaining that "so-and-so plays too rough.....")

(<<can't wait to hear the wisecrack from lvmyftm :P . Careful, you're married , you know peeps "allege" stuff when you play too long with single men lol)

hahahahahahaha You set yourself and RJ up on that one and you know it! :P

ooooooooooohhhhhh Evan called me a butthole, I am crushed :P I have been called far worse for my wisecrack remarks to guys. hahahahahaha Whats with all the throwing around of fish? Fish stink! lol And in my experience I haven't found that (your gutter mind knows what) smells like that. :P

I keep tellin ya I am NOT married....yet. Maybe in a couple more years. Pretty sure my boytoy is secure enough that he doesn't have anything to worry about that he doesn't worry :)

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Guest My_Genesis
hahahahahahaha You set yourself and RJ up on that one and you know it! :P

ooooooooooohhhhhh Evan called me a butthole, I am crushed :P I have been called far worse for my wisecrack remarks to guys. hahahahahaha Whats with all the throwing around of fish? Fish stink! lol And in my experience I haven't found that (your gutter mind knows what) smells like that. :P

no duh they stink (the fish I mean :lol:), that's why we whack people on the head with em

yeah he did set us up. that was just wrong! lol.

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Guest Evan_J
hahahahahahaha You set yourself and RJ up on that one and you know it! :P

Sometimes the setups are fun ;) (Resists using any fencing metaphores with the words "pare" and "thrust" :P )

ANYhow

ooooooooooohhhhhh Evan called me a butthole, I am crushed :P I have been called far worse for my wisecrack remarks to guys. hahahahahaha Whats with all the throwing around of fish? Fish stink! lol And in my experience I haven't found that (your gutter mind knows what) smells like that. :P

Thou wert not meant to be crushed fair lady. Merely jousted. (and the word "with" should follow but isn't it just better like it is? lol)

I keep tellin ya I am NOT married....yet. Maybe in a couple more years. Pretty sure my boytoy is secure enough that he doesn't have anything to worry about that he doesn't worry :)
:o "boytoy" ?!!! Take off the duct tape and let him hit the number 7 three times to prove he's ok. Dang leather wearin women lol.

and

Whats with all the throwing around of fish? Fish stink! lol And in my experience I haven't found that (your gutter mind knows what) smells like that. :P

I wouldn't care if it did. T and some of that hooch Ains made once a long time ago and it could LOOK like fish and I wouldn't care LOL.lol.

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Guest My_Genesis
I wouldn't care if it did. T and some of that hooch Ains made once a long time ago and it could LOOK like fish and I wouldn't care LOL.lol.

gross...

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Guest lvmyftm
Sometimes the setups are fun ;) (Resists using any fencing metaphores with the words "pare" and "thrust" :P )

ANYhow

Thou wert not meant to be crushed fair lady. Merely jousted. (and the word "with" should follow but isn't it just better like it is? lol)

:o "boytoy" ?!!! Take off the duct tape and let him hit the number 7 three times to prove he's ok. Dang leather wearin women lol.

and

I wouldn't care if it did. T and some of that hooch Ains made once a long time ago and it could LOOK like fish and I wouldn't care LOL.lol.

hahahaha not sure how pare is a sexual phrase ;) Just thrusting that out there :P

I ain't not leather wearing woman!! :angry: lol I suppose if he wanted to play dress up like that..................... lol He is fine, no duct tape invloved :P :P

Sounds like Evan and Rosie needs some quality alone time :blink: hahaha

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Guest Evan_J
hahahaha not sure how pare is a sexual phrase ;) Just thrusting that out there :P

I ain't not leather wearing woman!! :angry: lol I suppose if he wanted to play dress up like that..................... lol He is fine, no duct tape invloved :P :P

Sounds like Evan and Rosie needs some quality alone time :blink: hahaha

Its Josephine :blush: Rosie is the vacuum. ( :D )

And you gotta have pare before thrust....at least thats what all y'all ladies claim :rolleyes:

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Guest Pól
hahahaha not sure how pare is a sexual phrase ;) Just thrusting that out there :P

I think he may mean "parry" in this case. Unless I'm missing something.

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Guest lvmyftm
Its Josephine :blush: Rosie is the vacuum. ( :D )

And you gotta have pare before thrust....at least thats what all y'all ladies claim :rolleyes:

Wow! Think you have me speechless on that one. lol The vacuum? really? talk about some suction there :lol:

Still confused on pare.....might have to look that one up :rolleyes:

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Guest Evan_J
I think he may mean "parry" in this case. Unless I'm missing something.

No, all my appliances are girls. (lmao) You push their button to turn em all on.

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Guest Evan_J

And just so Pol doesn't go off doin that finger twirl next to the head thing lol

I went with paré as in "mal paré" cuz I have some kind of glitch in my mind that always thinks of fencing in terms of french

So since I had, (and dropped the mal) I was funnin you Pol that "Parry" was a guys name. Its just the same thing in English.

To fend off. Which technically lvmyftm "worked" in the context it was used since girls like to play hard to get.

See. Not crazy. Just "wierd".

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Guest Quinn

I just wanted to add in that watching this exchange of comments back and forth has caused me a real large amount of amusement for a while. xD

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Guest Evan_J

This is the point :)

Not like its just for eenie and meenie . If you need to be "exclusive " do it in a pm. You do it publicly , I promise you its a public conversation and anybody might jump in lol so feel free to laugh.

<<thinks he's a comic anyway.

Speaking of which.......

I actually miss Matt......just not the same without the pitterpatter of run amuk chatter.

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Heeere we go.....allllll better now.

:)

( :P )

:lol::lol:

You're not the only person to want to put duct tape over my mouth to shut me up! :P

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This is the point :)

Not like its just for eenie and meenie . If you need to be "exclusive " do it in a pm. You do it publicly , I promise you its a public conversation and anybody might jump in lol so feel free to laugh.

<<thinks he's a comic anyway.

Speaking of which.......

I actually miss Matt......just not the same without the pitterpatter of run amuk chatter.

you're not the first to miss me when I'm gone, and you certainly won't be the last ;)

:rolleyes:

I can hear it now, I can hear the echo's of friends missing me.

The lack of laughter and lack of monkey jokes and the occasional smutty pun(s).....

I say occasional but actually I have a smutty joke to EVERYTHING

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Guest Evan_J
I can hear it now, I can hear the echo's of friends missing me.

Its bad for my bloodpressure, but I always like a little ham......

ya little ham ;)

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