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Guest Zabrak

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Ohhhh it's one of "those" movies. The scary movie, epic movie etc stuff they like to spew out every few years. Never found them to be funny, only painful to watch. Then again, so was twilight but I did enjoy Alice in Wonderland if only for the fact I was completely messed while watching it :3

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Guest Evan_J

While the .....incessant and crappy Twillight series is enough to make any body wretch, I am a vamp fan. Not the coloring book kind they've been crankin out over there at vamp-a-minute. The "old" kind. Even the very first Anne Rice kind. (the second and third book sucked donkey butt). I don't think I would like this movie. It might even tick me off. Scary Movie? Waste of film. But that's my opinion.

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Guest Roux

While the .....incessant and crappy Twillight series is enough to make any body wretch, I am a vamp fan. Not the coloring book kind they've been crankin out over there at vamp-a-minute. The "old" kind. Even the very first Anne Rice kind. (the second and third book sucked donkey butt). I don't think I would like this movie. It might even tick me off. Scary Movie? Waste of film. But that's my opinion.

I do the "old" vampire thing too (and agree with your Anne Rice assessment).

Still, I'm going to have to get together with a few friends and some choice liquor once this movie comes out as a rental. We do that with the Twilight movies, and keep ourselves entertained by snarking. (It, uh, helps that we're all kind of masochistic.)

Whether we're agreeing with it or poking fun at it, this might turn out to be the perfect choice for a Vamp Movie Night. *Rubs hands together.*

So glad you posted the link. Sending it off to my buds in about five seconds.

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Guest Zolrek

Ohhhh it's one of "those" movies. The scary movie, epic movie etc stuff they like to spew out every few years. Never found them to be funny, only painful to watch. Then again, so was twilight but I did enjoy Alice in Wonderland if only for the fact I was completely messed while watching it :3

Yeah, I'm not a fan of scary movie but this looks really funny.

Hallelujah it's raining men!

While the .....incessant and crappy Twillight series is enough to make any body wretch, I am a vamp fan. Not the coloring book kind they've been crankin out over there at vamp-a-minute. The "old" kind. Even the very first Anne Rice kind. (the second and third book sucked donkey butt). I don't think I would like this movie. It might even tick me off. Scary Movie? Waste of film. But that's my opinion.

This isn't making fun of real vampires - this whole movie is making fun of Twilight. It stars all of Twilight's glittery Barbie and Ken vampires.

I do the "old" vampire thing too (and agree with your Anne Rice assessment).

Still, I'm going to have to get together with a few friends and some choice liquor once this movie comes out as a rental. We do that with the Twilight movies, and keep ourselves entertained by snarking. (It, uh, helps that we're all kind of masochistic.)

Whether we're agreeing with it or poking fun at it, this might turn out to be the perfect choice for a Vamp Movie Night. *Rubs hands together.*

So glad you posted the link. Sending it off to my buds in about five seconds.

Enjoy.

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Guest Donna Jean

It's just that I like movies of this type....

Filled with sight gags and cameos....

Scary movie, Airplane and movies such as that!

Donna Jean

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Guest Cowboy

Im 110% anti-Twilight.

Vampires are blood thirsty, creepy, night crawling objects of horror

NOT objects of affection!!

*inhales slowly after mini rant.*

Thats why this movie is on top of my Must See List.

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Guest I'm Trisha now

Im 110% anti-Twilight.

Vampires are blood thirsty, creepy, night crawling objects of horror

NOT objects of affection!!

*inhales slowly after mini rant.*

Thats why this movie is on top of my Must See List.

I like twilight. Good on the author for having an original idea I say.

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I like twilight. Good on the author for having an original idea I say.

High school drama love story? Not original. Throw in a vampire and werewolf, that doesn't wear a shirt, makes it sort of the same old bland drink with a shirtless man to serve you it.

Plus, the nice vampires that don't drink human blood has been done already - many times - they just did it better but didn't get the high school drama fan girls attention.

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Guest chngnwnd

I just went to see Vampires Suck with my youngest son...worth every penny. He also confessed that he lied to his girlfriend when he told her that he liked Twilight - such a clever boy...

Bobbi

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Eeeh. I haven;t liked any of the parody movies that have come out since the original Scary Movie..and I was like 8, anything was funny :P

I agree. I almost never find parody movies funny. Their type of humour does not appeal to me in any way.

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Guest janeybeans

I'm a really big Twilight fan (please don't hit me!). Regardless of that.. the film doesn't look that good at all, and if you look at the record of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer - Date Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans, Disaster Movie they're not original or amusing at all. Pretty much the only parody film that worked was Scary Movie, possibly Not Another Teen Movie as well.

Definitely won't be watching this. <_<

Btw if anyone likes vampires (I'm not just Twilight obsessed); I recommended Christopher Moore's "Bloodsucking Fiends", "You Suck" and "Bite Me" trilogy of books. Funny and cute, but still with the good old horror a good vampire story has.

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Guest AshCrimson

I liked it a lot more than twilight. There was a part when bella and her dad were driving home for the first time and there was this song playing - it was so cute and it really fits...

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