I Don't Care-Tell A Lie!

[Guest Rem]

I believe it's what's on the inside that counts.

I'm a virgin.

Dido is a horrible, horrible band, and all its members should be burned at the stake.

R.E.M is the best band in existence.

Dogs don't frighten me.

I don't have nightmares of pigeon men in priest outfits who rip me to pieces.

[Guest sarah f]

I would rather be a man.

I never dreamed of being a woman.

I hate how my legs feel after shaving them.

I can't stand to wear womens clothes.

Ok Ok that is enough, I think I am going to pass out if I keep talking like that.

[Guest Katrina Reann]

A lie??? Ok, here we go... ... After years of hoping and praying I woke up this morning and my chest was kind of sore, so I went to rub it and to my surprise I had large c cup boobs. My heart began to race because my dream had actually happened over night. I ripped off my gown and ran to the mirror to make sure they were really there and sure enough they were bouncing and jiggling as I jumped for joy!! After a few minutes of staring at them in unbelief I decided to do my morning ritual of unloading my bladder so off to the bathroom I headed. And again to my surprise a little something was missing and I pee'd all over the floor!!! I can't imagine anyone being ecstatic because pee was running down their leg, but I most certainly was. Because overnight I was miraculously transformed into a woman from head to toe!! So I decided to get dressed in short shorts and a cute white, lacy, spaghetti strapped top and go out to celebrate at my favorite greasy spoon cafe. Right after I got there I heard a loud crash of dishes hitting the floor. It startled me so much that I almost jumped out of my seat! Right after that I was very bewildered, because I was not sure where I was at, and everyone was pointing and laughing at me. When the waitress came to get my order I asked her why everyone was laughing at me. And she said well look at yourself, it is not everyday we get a guy in here dressed in girls clothing. I looked in the mirror beside my table and there I was in my spaghetti top and short shorts, with my purse beside me. And although you could see my bra through the white top, there was no boobies, my hair was the same old short male cut, and I had a five o' clock shadow. Seems I had been dreaming in my sleep and slept walked to the cafe acting out what I was dreaming!! My advice to all is pinch yourself every morning before ever getting out of bed because your day may just be a dream!!

Really, this a true story! Really it is !!

[Guest Nikki A]

so, i went to the supermarket, and this man walks up to me and says "oh my you look exactly like my son" *i was in boy mode* and i said "oh, *erm* that is really neat! what a small world" but the man looked back at me like he was going to cry and said "no, you don't understand, my son died three months ago from cancer. My wife wasn't there when he died because she had a sick mother at the time" i was sitting there thinking *ok tmi! now im uncomfortable* and i said "Ohh, im so sorry for your loss" the man said "i was wondering, could you maybe wave goodbye to my wife and say goodbye mom?"

now i'm really weirded out but i really want to help so i say "this is an odd request, but i suppose i could do that" The man gives me a huge smile and goes back to the checkout. i walk up as they are leaving and the woman notices me so i say "goodbye mom" and give her a little wave. i see a tear well up in her eye and she waves back at me.

when they walk out the door and i start to leave when the lady at the check-out says "arent you going to pay for this?" i say "what do you mean i have no groceries" she said "your parents said you are going to pay for their stuff, i saw you wave goodbye to them"

without thinking i go sprinting out the door to catch them. they start running to their car, but they are old and i manage to catch up so i jump at the man and grab his leg, at that moment the lady at the checkout must have called security because a manager of the store ran at me and grabbed my leg, so i was pulling the mans leg, the manager was pulling on my leg, just like im pulling your leg right now

Sorry if you read the whole thing lol

hugs, Nikki

[Guest Donna Jean]

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Oh my goodness....

This is getting really bad.....lol

Donna Jean

[Guest Katrina Reann]

lol...I like that Nikki!! Can I use that to pull someone else's leg?? Or do you want this one all for yourself??

[JJ]

I am not tired-got more than 3 hours sleep-and am having a rotten day in spite of it!

It is delightfully cool today and I didn't laugh out loud when I saw the weather service page on my computer is forecasting 0% chance of snow here today.

I as always respect their forecasting skills but thought this one was particularly risky.

JJ

[Guest Nikki A]

lol...I like that Nikki!! Can I use that to pull someone else's leg?? Or do you want this one all for yourself??

Tell anyone! It's no fun just for myself!

Hugs, Nikki

[Flint]

I'm perfectly fine and A - Okay.

[JJ]

I'm perfectly fine and A - Okay.

(For real-no lies... Aw..Matt....I don't know if you realize how many people value and care about you! Here's one of those guy pat-on-the-back hugs. HUG You are a cool guy and I hope you ARE fine and okay soon!! Come on over to the Say Something thread and do a little venting.)

JJ

[Guest Micha]

so, i went to the supermarket, and this man walks up to me and says "oh my you look exactly like my son" *i was in boy mode* and i said "oh, *erm* that is really neat! what a small world" but the man looked back at me like he was going to cry and said "no, you don't understand, my son died three months ago from cancer. My wife wasn't there when he died because she had a sick mother at the time" i was sitting there thinking *ok tmi! now im uncomfortable* and i said "Ohh, im so sorry for your loss" the man said "i was wondering, could you maybe wave goodbye to my wife and say goodbye mom?"

now i'm really weirded out but i really want to help so i say "this is an odd request, but i suppose i could do that" The man gives me a huge smile and goes back to the checkout. i walk up as they are leaving and the woman notices me so i say "goodbye mom" and give her a little wave. i see a tear well up in her eye and she waves back at me.

when they walk out the door and i start to leave when the lady at the check-out says "arent you going to pay for this?" i say "what do you mean i have no groceries" she said "your parents said you are going to pay for their stuff, i saw you wave goodbye to them"

without thinking i go sprinting out the door to catch them. they start running to their car, but they are old and i manage to catch up so i jump at the man and grab his leg, at that moment the lady at the checkout must have called security because a manager of the store ran at me and grabbed my leg, so i was pulling the mans leg, the manager was pulling on my leg, just like im pulling your leg right now

Sorry if you read the whole thing lol

hugs, Nikki

Totally didn't fall for this.

_{You brat. XP}

[Sally]

so, i went to the supermarket, and this man walks up to me and says "oh my you look exactly like my son" *i was in boy mode* and i said "oh, *erm* that is really neat! what a small world" but the man looked back at me like he was going to cry and said "no, you don't understand, my son died three months ago from cancer. My wife wasn't there when he died because she had a sick mother at the time" i was sitting there thinking *ok tmi! now im uncomfortable* and i said "Ohh, im so sorry for your loss" the man said "i was wondering, could you maybe wave goodbye to my wife and say goodbye mom?"

now i'm really weirded out but i really want to help so i say "this is an odd request, but i suppose i could do that" The man gives me a huge smile and goes back to the checkout. i walk up as they are leaving and the woman notices me so i say "goodbye mom" and give her a little wave. i see a tear well up in her eye and she waves back at me.

when they walk out the door and i start to leave when the lady at the check-out says "arent you going to pay for this?" i say "what do you mean i have no groceries" she said "your parents said you are going to pay for their stuff, i saw you wave goodbye to them"

without thinking i go sprinting out the door to catch them. they start running to their car, but they are old and i manage to catch up so i jump at the man and grab his leg, at that moment the lady at the checkout must have called security because a manager of the store ran at me and grabbed my leg, so i was pulling the mans leg, the manager was pulling on my leg, just like im pulling your leg right now

Sorry if you read the whole thing lol

hugs, Nikki

I wish people would stop doing that to me, I'm not as fast as I used to be and the last time it cost me $48 for their groceries.

Love ya,

Sally