Woman's Point Of View

[Guest Elizabeth K]

There are all sorts of cliche's and sayings out there, but from the man's point of view. How would a woman say it?

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Don't get mad, go shopping.

A bird in the hand, is more comfortable than two in the bush.

If you can keep you head while all those around you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, then you will be elected president of the committee.

When all else fails, tell them it's meatloaf.

If at first you don't succeed, look helpless and cry. A man will come along and change the tire.

It takes a man to admit defeat, but a woman to blame him in the first place.

Love conquers all, but a push-up bra helps.

Never say never!... unless you change your mind.

Mamma Mamma, why is Daddy running across the yard? Shut up and help me reload!

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Stuff like that!

ANYBODY?

Lizzy

Apologies to my FTM friends.

[Guest Emily Ray]

LOL thanks Lizzy. I can't think of any right now because my mind is mush. Or "I can't decide!"

Huggs,

Emily

[JJ]

From my old days

When the going gets tough eat chocolate

A man will tell you what to do-a woman will tell you how

Love

John

[Guest Elizabeth K]

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember." - Author Unknown

Lizzy

[Guest Selena Soh]

Haven't got the ovaries for it? (from my mum)

[Guest Chiv]

• Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads?

When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and say, "I don't know."

When you tell them the answer, they slap their foreheads and say, "Ohhhhhh."

• What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

• What are the three types of men?

The handsome, the caring and the majority

This is the best I could do with only one cup of coffee, may add more later.