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Faith and begorah (whatever that means),

I'm Irish too. (If you say that fast enough it sounds like Irish Stew - in Ireland all the stew is Irish)

So Jackson you should know this, what do you get when you order a seven course dinner in Ireland?

A six pack and a potato.

Erin go bragh!

Love ya,

Sally

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An Irish rule to live by:

Never eat on an empty stomach.

Gotta have that pint before a meal. Before going to Mass too 'cause that makes Mass much more bearable.

An Englishman, and Scotsman, and an Irishman were in a bar. They each found a fly in their pints.

The Englishman said, "Barkeep, there's a fly in my pint. I'd like another pint."

The Scotsman sees the fly in his pint and drinks it up. "Ah, extra protein."

The Irishman picked up the fly by its wings and shook it. "Spit it out. Every last drop."

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An Irish rule to live by:

An Englishman, and Scotsman, and an Irishman were in a bar. They each found a fly in their pints.

The Englishman said, "Barkeep, there's a fly in my pint. I'd like another pint."

The Scotsman sees the fly in his pint and drinks it up. "Ah, extra protein."

The Irishman picked up the fly by its wings and shook it. "Spit it out. Every last drop."

ROTFL!!! :lol:

B'gosh & B'gorrah!! That is the best British Isles joke I have ever heard. Thank you very much.

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Q. What sound does a cow make when walking backwards?

A. Oooom Oooom

Q. What sound does a donkey make when walking backwards?

A. Wahee

Q. What sound does burglar make when walking backwards?

A. Jeebus! That's a big doggy!!

:rolleyes::D

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a manhatten, the bartender figures that gorillas probably aren't too good with money so he charges him$20 dollars for his drink.

The gorilla orders another so the bartender tells him, "You know we don't get many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replied, "At these prices, I'm not surprised."

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Guest Sarah Marie

A neutron walked into a bar and ordered a beer.

When the bartender delivered it, the neutron asked her what he owed her.

"For you," the bartender said, "no charge."

(This joke proves that chemists positively do have senses of humor :D )

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How do Biological Engineers say so long?

Osmosis Amoebas!

That was for you Mia and Sarah Marie.

How do you say that you are going to Nevada?

Hasta Lost Wages!

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Cody_T

What do cops and firefighters have in common?

They both want to be firefighters.

Why do cops want to be firefighters?

Cause when people see firefighters, they give them a whole hand wave.... cops only get one finger :D

got that from the firefighters who taught my EMT class :P

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