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No, I wasn't sprinkling salt on bird's tails - Oh wait is sodium chloride salt?

OK, I was.

It isn't as much fun as one might think - they do not enjoy it much at all.

Love ya,

Sally

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That explains why I cannot find the bluebird of happiness - he has turned pink and is hiding among the flamingos (of the same color).

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Michaele

Here the flamingos would not be pink but blue, still too dang cold out. Yikes, I just saw the blue flamingo of happiness.

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Shelley

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After reading this thread-or at least the last few entries- I realize I either need a nap or another cup of coffee.

But I can type and drink so it's more coffee for me. Then I'll try this again.

I fear my blue flamingo of happiness may have flown south for the winter of my androgyny. See I do need coffee! It has now become critical

Johnny the unfocused or something

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Guest JaniceW

Did you all know that plastic pink flamingos attrack hurricanes? Just look at the lawns of those trailer parks in Florida on the news, there are alway plastic flamingos in the yard.

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Yes! In Arkansas they use washing machines and old couches instead of flamingos. Oh, and the occasional old toilet as a planter.

And I must say we seldom have a direct strike from a hurricane either. Janice may be on to something

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It's state law in Florida to own and display pink plastic flamingos. anyone caught without one gets a fine and possible jail time. It's serious business down here. They claim it's murder, but the real reason they've held Casey Anthony for 4 years without a trial is she did not have a pink flamingo in her yard.

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Guest Michaele

Plastic famingos are against the law in trailer parks in Michigan, but then we all have them at our trailers in Florida when we snowbird.

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Shelley

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Guest JaniceW

Plastic famingos are against the law in trailer parks in Michigan, but then we all have them at our trailers in Florida when we snowbird.

See! And how many hurricanes do you get in Michigan?

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Guest Elizabeth K

How do you know where all the flamingos live in Louisiana? They have little pink trailers in front of their house.

Lizzy

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How do you know where all the flamingos live in Louisiana? They have little pink trailers in front of their house.

Lizzy

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Lizzy.....

How do the tornadoes know where the trailer parks are?

Dee Jay

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Sorry Dee Jay that riddle was for Lizzy, but I'm stumped. How do tornados know where the trailer parks are?

Shelley

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The flamingos show them the way

Oophs-was that question for Lizzy & Dee Jay? My bad

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Guest CariadsCarrot

Now I have to read the last 44 pages to work out how we got to pink flamingos!

I love you guys...I really do.

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Guest JaniceW

Now I have to read the last 44 pages to work out how we got to pink flamingos!

Gabe,

It's really quite simple. See a long time ago in a far away land Kairi said that whenever she posted in a thread it ended and we disagreed. Now that thread is 44 pages and focused on pink flamingos. Stay tuned and see where it goes from here.

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Sorry Dee Jay that riddle was for Lizzy, but I'm stumped. How do tornados know where the trailer parks are?

Shelley

Because they sux?

L

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Gabe,

It's really quite simple. See a long time ago in a far away land Kairi said that whenever she posted in a thread it ended and we disagreed. Now that thread is 44 pages and focused on pink flamingos. Stay tuned and see where it goes from here.

Ah I see...it makes perfect sense :D

Well I like pink flamingos (oh boy how camp am I!)

Did you know that male and female flamingos look exactly alike? So the lucky transgender flamingos don't have a problem!

...however they only live 20-30 years so if I was a flamingo I'd be dead...oh well lol

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Did you know that male and female flamingos look exactly alike? So the lucky transgender flamingos don't have a problem!

...however they only live 20-30 years so if I was a flamingo I'd be dead...oh well lol

I like the idea of not having any problems but when thinking about it more closely I realized that I would have been dead for more than 27 years before I ever started to transition - but then again there is no need to transition so I would have been happier all along.......

......My brain hurts!

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Sally

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It's quite a confusing thought line isn't it.

Right now...I'd take being a flamingo...tomorrow I might discover a species that actually LIVES long enough for me to appreciate life without a need to transition! THEN I'll be glad I didn't become one.

...after all, at the age of 32 my flamingo's not long cold :P

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Here is some good news for all of the FTMs - a fish known as the Rasp are all born female and when it is time to spawn some spontaneously become male to fertilize the eggs of the remaining females.

How about that one?

Love ya,

Sally

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