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Last Will & Testament......

Guest Donna Jean

By Guest Donna Jean,
in Transgender Surgeries

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Guest Donna Jean

Guest Donna Jean

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We're leaving for SRS in two weeks for tomorrow.......

If I don't make it...Bury me in my new black and white sundress (with the white sandals)

Make sure that my legal name (Donna Jean _ _ _ ) is on the headstone...

To my friends in Vietnam....Keep your stupid country......

All of my musical instruments go to the Home for the deaf....

All of my clothes to whomever can wear them....

My bank account to the New Orleans Food Bank (should be a couple of pounds of rice there...)

Good luck with your world and climate change, over population, pollution, war, misery, politics....

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.....

(if I come back as a zombie.....disregard the above post and wear a good helmet.....)

Dee Jay

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Guest Donna Jean

Guest Donna Jean

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What about your stash of scorpions?

They're yours......

I'll send you a list of their names, friends, hangouts, likes and dislikes, and shot records....

Dee Jay

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Guest Ney'ite

Guest Ney'ite

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They're yours......

I'll send you a list of their names, friends, hangouts, likes and dislikes, and shot records....

...

Don't forget to please include their preferred pronouns and gender markers, please.

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Sorry, I could NOT resist - love you DJ!!!!

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Guest Robin Winter

Guest Robin Winter

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Hahaha, I forgot about the scorpion thing. It took me a minute to clue in, I thought Bette just had a strange sense of humor...then I remembered the bra scorpions!

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Sally Gold Member

Sally

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I notice that there was no mention of that arsenal in your purse or are you expecting that to be confiscated by the anesthesiologist as soon as you pull that combat knife on him - he is supposed to put you to sleep - trust me you do not want to be awake!

No worries but if you have any valuables around the apartment, could you leave me a note of their locations?

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Ney'ite

Guest Ney'ite

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Hahaha, I forgot about the scorpion thing. It took me a minute to clue in, I thought Bette just had a strange sense of humor...then I remembered the bra scorpions!

LOLOL well, I do but in this instance, I was just feeding off DJ's strange sense of humor. 71.gif

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Guest Catherine Sarah

Guest Catherine Sarah

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Of course you'll make it. You haven't come this far by accident. Apart from that, there are too many you have to annoy after the op.

Wishing all goes well for you, which it will.

Huggs

Catherine

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Sally Gold Member

Sally

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I am not doing anything about having surgery at the moment but I can go ahead and put my Will here as well:

Please take a copy of the death certificate to my bosses - I do not want them digging me up to go to work.

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Donna Jean

Guest Donna Jean

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Also, to show my utter contempt for the world in general.......

I ask that I be buried only 6" in the ground, face down.....

....so they can use my butt as a bicycle rack........

Dee Jay

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JJ Gold Member

JJ

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Mine would read

"I told you so!"

With a codocil for my SIL-"You're in deep now cause I'm not done yet!"

And DJ as long as you are willing stuff-which is an useless exercise cause you know you have to make it so you can post all those humorous post-op comments-but when the day comes should you predecease me please, please leave me your sense of humor!

Love ya

JJ

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KathrynJulia Rhenium Member

KathrynJulia

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With DJ's arsenal, even St Peter will be polite. On the other hand don't upset your surgeon DJ. His hand might get shakey and turn you into a Eunuch instead of a Miss or Ms. Shudder at the thought. LOL

Kathryn

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Guest Donna Jean

Guest Donna Jean

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On the other hand don't upset your surgeon DJ. His hand might get shakey and turn you into a Eunuch instead of a Miss or Ms. Shudder at the thought. LOL

Kathryn

Ye Gawds!

That is a scary thought!

Dee Jay

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Find out what he likes booze , cigars , chocolate but only after hes finished as a thank you. he mite add some up grades usb port internal clock never know.

Amanda

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