Trans Nation -a Working Rp

[Guest Evan_J]

When last we left our heros.....

April the Evil was being carted away by the National police, tranquilized and unconscious, to await trail in a subterrainian prison. Charges were brought against her by the people after a taped confession in which she said.....

....you don't understand the master plan... Make some things up, give it to the public, and they'll never be on, but on the made up stuff. Alcohol is strictly forbidden to ensure nothing gets out. Nothing true gets out, that is.

....was leaked out of her then offices. -A statement that led an angered public, suffering under the effects of her tyranny to cry out for immediate justice.

Leaving Evan and Jackson to accept the pleas of the people for leadership and salvation in their time of need.......

<---stands at the window listening to the crowds of people gathered below cheering for the his and Jackson's administration.

[Guest April63]

Oh so here is that other post. So it turns out that you're not delusional.

April the Evil? Is that what you call me? I'm not evil. I'm your best friend and Empress of the World

Mwahahahaha

April

[Sally]

Watch yourself, Evan

Make sure that Jackson has your back, April's laugh reminds me of 'Ming the Merciless' - I wondered what ever happened to him.

And as to the Empires of The Aprilian Empire, this looks like a good match up!

Let's get ready to rumble!

In this corner, Evan 'the Dashing Dude' with his man 'Action' Jackson and in the far corner April 'the Evil Empires', 'the Rogue Ruler' Let's get this party started!

Remeber April in Pro Wrestling the bad guy makes a lot more money!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

In this corner, Evan 'the Dashing Dude' with his man 'Action' Jackson and in the far corner April 'the Evil Empires', 'the Rogue Ruler' Let's get this party started!

rofl

.....I always wondered what happened to Ming....sounds like somebody's listened to one two many Chuckie dolls

I'm your best friend

**gives the nod and lets the National police plug her full of elephant tranquilizers** You know how these pathological types are....you always have to compensate.

<--makes a speech to the public about "mercy" and the fact that April really is only a "poor disturbed child" and wraps it up with the sad but true fact that there really is probably no other alternative though but her immediate and swift execution.

Best to go ahead and put her on that pyre and light her up before she wakes.

[Guest April63]

Ming was on Sci Fi for a year. It seems like he comes in and out.

This may get interesting..

April

[Sally]

Well I'm just the ring girl for this one, obviously a low budget affair to have a 57 year old over weight ring girl!

This may turn into the first "Paid to View Match!"

Round 2!

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

Ming was on Sci Fi for a year. It seems like he comes in and out.

listens stunned as the tranquilized April rambles semicoherantly about her double identity then falls again into silence.

Anybody got a match?

[Guest April63]

A poor disturbed child? Evan, I don't think I could come up with a better way to describe you.

Elephant tranquilizers, eh? I thought those were for elephants.... you're not calling me an elephant now are you? You better not. That's no way to treat me.

I think I'll be nice and tell you the the Aprilian Empire's cloning division has had a quite successful year. So tranquilize the clones, Evan. Except they are training in Shaolin kung fu, so watch out.

April

[Sally]

Well so far these two fabulous fighters, these punishing pugelists, these wary warriors, these grappeling gargantuans, these tusseling titans - sorry I thought I was working for the BBC - seem to be cautiously circling the ring trying to size up their opponants plan of attack, their ringwise reasoning, their pugelistic plan - sorry back in the BBC.

In American English, "Come on and throw a punch, ya bums!"

Just a suggestion,

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

<--isn't fooled by the cloning rouse and uses the one sure fire identifier for Evil April.....he gives her a hamburger....that's with no cheese (muahahahah hahah hahahha)

Say it April, "This is a hamburger. A hamburger has no cheese."

[Guest April63]

(muahahahah hahah hahahha)

mush? mush? It's not mush! It's mwa or mwua or something like that.

Thanks for the free food

April

[Sally]

Oh no now Evan has the evil laugh, the lines between good and evil are blurring!

What will happen next?

Will April fall for the old Cheeseless hamburger trap?

Will Evan be able to repel the Shaolin kung fu clones without soiling his white suit or losing his cigar?

Stay tuned, Same Bat-time, Same Bat-channel

Just slightly batty,

Sally

[Guest mia 1]

Round to Evan. Bringing up that old hamburger cheeseburger conundrum. Blast from the past throws April against the ropes.

[Sally]

I see my partner has made her way ring side and we will continue to make totaly useless and most often unrelated comments as is the main duty of any good ringside reporting team. Nice hat Mia, but I think they can still recognize you.

Sally

[Guest April63]

I personally prefer cheeseburgers, but I can always stick my own cheese on a free hamburger.

April

[Sally]

This is shaping up to be a tremendous match, April is very resourceful!

Not many people would think to bring their own cheese to a bout like this, but that's how she became emires in the first place!

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

Round to Evan. Bringing up that old hamburger cheeseburger conundrum. Blast from the past throws April against the ropes.

(**bows to the fair Mia) Your place of course is secure in the new order.

**snaps his fingers, has the illicit dairy product removed from the prisoners hands.

Its a hamburger, there's no cheese involved. There are many things not involved for a person such as yourself....someone who has .....contempt? for "[us] equality lovers".

.....I'm sure this will change your tune **plasters a "I voted for Obama" bumpersticker across April's chest.

orders the guard to take her out and parade her publicly

[Guest Kelly Ann]

This is funny...can I announce the rounds...I have some big flash cards with numbers on them...what round is it? Is it over already??? That Obama sticker was a brilliant bit of fast thinking, a seemingly certain DOOOOoooOM. Whats happening I can't see what's going on...perplexed Kelly Ann

[Guest Evan_J]

This is funny...can I announce the rounds...I have some big flash cards with numbers on them...what round is it? Is it over already??? That Obama sticker was a brilliant bit of fast thinking, a seemingly certain DOOOOoooOM. Whats happening I can't see what's going on...perplexed Kelly Ann

Of course you can announce rounds I think Sally was doing it but she may have been so stunned at the revelations concerning the tyrant that she's fainted momentarily. (looks at the clock) its been several hours..... feel free to call it a tko since Ming /April has decided to cringe in the light of day. (looks at the calendar again and has full understanding)....of course.....the 20th..(the Obama inaugaration date) .....it probably has some sort of immobilizing supernatural affect on her. -like daylight or a silver bullet

[Guest Kelly Ann]

ohh nooo...Sally is a great ringside announcer and Mia seemed to have pitched in, that's a dynamic duo if ever there was one...I was thinking more along the lines of the cards that get walked around the ring that show the round for the folks up in the cheap seats...if this is coliseum size may I have a Porsche please with a sun-roof to hold them out of...hmmm maybe a Hummer would be better from the previous devastation...I can adapt Kelly Ann

[Sally]

Well, I have to say that is the first pink Hummer that I have ever seen! As the lovely but somewhat confused Kelly Ann is driven around the arena holding up signs for rounds 3 through 8 depending on where she is in the arena. I guess you have to sell a lot of cosmetics to get a pink Hummer!

[Guest mia 1]

Mia awakes from her alcohol induced slumber and finds the fight of the milenium continues. The fight for freedom justice and the ability to order a burger without cheese vs. the empire of Aprillness representing, "It's my way and you'll take cheese with that burger or off to the gulag." April is stunned by thwe crowd chanting No Cheese, No Cheese, and turns the wrath of Ming towards the crowd, jumps the rope and flings a chair at the chanting crowd, they turn to an unruly mob and surge toward April.......................I,ve seem to lost contact with the broadcasting booth,,,,,,Take it away Sally,,,What is Evan J doing now???? ...._ _ _ ....

[Sally]

Mia? Mia? Mia?

Well we seem to have lost contact with Mia somewhere over by Kelly Ann's overturned Hummer. I can't really tell exactly what Evan is doing from down here under the broadcasting table. I do have a mirror in my purse so I'll try to locate him from realative safety - this s quite a scene!

[Guest Evan_J]

ohh nooo...Sally is a great ringside announcer and Mia seemed to have pitched in, that's a dynamic duo if ever there was one...I was thinking more along the lines of the cards that get walked around the ring that show the round for the folks up in the cheap seats...if this is coliseum size may I have a Porsche please with a sun-roof to hold them out of...hmmm maybe a Hummer would be better from the previous devastation...I can adapt Kelly Ann

lol -this is why I love you

holy pink hummers

Don't worry your pretty little head Mia -as long as truth, justice, and burgers without cheese are cried for I'll be there. No more of this alcholol induced slumber though- the eyes, its hard on your eyes.

**quickly dispenses a personal facialist to Mia's, then see's Sally under the table....

What in the name of......its obvious this has gone on far too long....

[**notes the look of stunned anguish on the face of Evil April as the reality of the innaugaration begins to work on her language-disregarding hide and orders her to be barraged with Merriam-Webster's complete volume read aloud while she faces the broadcast of Obama.)

"It'll all be over soon. You may as well prepare the capsule to take her remains far far away when she crumbles.

In the meantime (turns to the infamous "Dirk"), straighten up that hummer and be gentle about it - I'm guessing the shimmery flakes in that pink paint didn't come cheap.

Sally honey, are you okay?

[Sally]

I'm fine Eavn,

But they could try dusting under this table sometime!

If the Merriam-Webster's complete has no effect, try a couple of volumes of the Oxford English Dictonary (complete with the slip case and the magnifier so you can read it).

Well it has been fun, but I need to get cleaned up, this place smells like a gym!

And that's the way it wasn't,

Sally Cronkite reporting