Trans Nation -a Working Rp

[Guest Evan_J]

If the Merriam-Webster's complete has no effect, try a couple of volumes of the Oxford English Dictonary (complete with the slip case and the magnifier so you can read it).

Now why didn't I think of that! This is why I have a twin.

I need to get cleaned up, this place smells like a gym!

It is a gym, Dirk's gym didn't ya see where Liz scratched her and Dirks initials into the post? E.K. + D. T. -Dirk Testosteronio

they could try dusting under this table sometime!

..and uh (cough) thats not dust....its powdered sugar...from the ladies wrestling match they had here two weeks ago

[Guest mia 1]

Mia returns this time with aspirin in hand and the hangover disapears. What's going on "is it over" Did the evilempress lose? Has the pursuit of happiness won over and where are the cookies and cocoa? Is penis Chenney gone into the sunset wheelchair and all. Is Evan J. the champion for the moment and who will return to challenge his crown. ?

One guess,the evil empress I predict some time before 7:00 PST.

[Guest Evan_J]

the evil empress I predict some time before 7:00 PST.

She turned into a cheeseburger actually right about the time they innaugerated the pres. We just scooped her up and had NASA blast her to a different solar system.

And its not at all about crowns. At least for me. I just want truth, justice, for a hamburger to be delivered without cheese, and a hot girl named Giselle or something.

god bless the filtering system for that whole "penis cheney" thing though lol gotta love it

[Sally]

I forgot about the filters, I thought she just really didn't like him!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Evan_J]

Actually folks, since we have peace at the moment, we would do well to "craft" our little "Transtopia".

I heard a legend once that said whenever several trans persons gathered in one place in peace that an entire

world could be created if they all wished for it. Where should our world be? A mountaintop? Seashore? Tropical Island? A moor with

castles? Is there a "North" Transtopia thats one way and a "South" thats another?

[Guest mia 1]

The filters the filters P***s Cheney. Oh that cracks me up... Sorry for the grins but it is so true, why didn't I think of that and eirght long years dumkopff. P***s Cheney ha ha Hah...... Mia.

[Guest April63]

This is terrible, the news broadcasters Mia and Sally are teaming up with Evan the Deceiver!

No cheese? Go buy a chocolate chip cookie. There's no cheese!

You know, I think I'm going to write my wonderful president and ask him to take the real culprit, Evan the Deceiver, and arrest him. Put you in prison a long time so that you can learn to stop deceiving the public!

The Aprillian Empire already has a mountaintop and seashore. It's beautiful.

April

[Guest Kelly Ann]

WHOOoooOOOoo turned my Hummer over??? My cards are all covered with yucky animal fat, my pretty pink supertruck is just, and and and...and now I'm REALLY UPSET...my new issue of COSMO been all but destroyed and I haven't even started to read it. Somebody is going to HAVE to pay...I doink my driver up the backside of the head with the shredded Cosmo, "hey Girlyman! I just want to PUMP YOU UP" and with a whirrrr and scrunk his eyes open blazing red turning to look at me...and this strange voice says, "WE'LL be BACK.' whereupon he gets out, rights the Hummer and starts pushing it...with me all tangled up inside...around the battleground...AAAIIIIIEEeeeee

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Someone mentioned Dirk??????

[Guest Kelly Ann]

I am so confused, again...I thought it was penis Cheney...Dirk Cheney...who's that? I bumped my head and my Cosmo is shredded...my brain hurts...the stupid robot's acting like the Energizer Bunny is chasing him...I'm going to sleep Kelly Ann

[Guest mia 1]

Did some one say chocolate cheese cookies? The empress Aprilla is back! Drats, I thought she left with Dirk and "W" on the heliocopter.

Now she's back to claim her so called "rightful" crown. And Evan is no where to be found!

Sounds like a Jackson Browne song. Talk about self pity Jeez .

Mountain and sea shore! Are we back to the two county empire,Orange and SAnta Barbara, I thought the Aprillian Empire was world wide?

[Guest April63]

Empress Aprilla? So now there's two a's in my name? I said chocolate chip cookies, not chocolate cheese weirdo

Rightful, yes, it is MY crown.

My empire is world wide, I was just pointing out that I have mountains and beaches

April

[Guest mia 1]

And an extra "l"Seeking world wide empire, but still unsucessful in your goal!

[Guest April63]

Patience, Mia, patience. It's coming. Just wait. Soon everyone will want to move in. (I'll take the world one step at a time)

April

[Guest mia 1]

I see Evan's Back now the real fun begins...Haa Ha!

[Guest Evan_J]

April and W are getting picked up audibly by satellite (thats him in the background saying "it wasn't supposed to end like this" over and over) as they're being hurled through the cosmos in that capsule from NASA -a favor from Barrack. Theres nothing to worry about folks. She has a permanent neuro feed of video thats making her THINK she's still here. Its why she's probably started babbling. And Mia, we're now on a planetary scale in Transtopia.

Our primary planetary allie is Earth, and you all are the founders of this brave new world. Get to creating it if you please.

We need agencies, offices, infrastructure, great titles, a fully stocked kitchen, toilet paper for christs sake!

The only one managing any of her time well is Kelly Ann who's at least created one pink hummer, a magazine, and a thicknecked driver. Now move it.

100 points to Mia for creating a new kind of cookie but we still need more.

**Throws a quarter in the air and without it coming down two limos appear, 3personal body guards, an assistant, a collection of office buildings, governmental plaza, and a monument.

If anybody wants me, I'll be at home....with Giselle .....getting a backrub.

Oh and Elizabeth, Dirk say's "don't be late".

[Guest April63]

If you haven't noticed, I'm still here. (Not in outer space) Goal!

April

[Sally]

I guess I know where you're going to want me - in the kitchen!

I want a great title, Chief Chef, Secretary of Dietary Planning, Instigator of Food Preparation and First Lady of Culinary Arts!

Or simply: CCSDPIFPFLCA!

I'm going to need extra large business cards.

Sally, CCSDPIFPFLCA

[Guest Evan_J]

I guess I know where you're going to want me - in the kitchen!

I want a great title, Chief Chef, Secretary of Dietary Planning, Instigator of Food Preparation and First Lady of Culinary Arts!

Or simply: CCSDPIFPFLCA!

I'm going to need extra large business cards.

Sally, CCSDPIFPFLCA

Not really. Of course if you just want to be in a kitchen why not the kitchen of your own catering company. Or 5star restaurant. Wait, even better, supper club. But actually I thought you'd go for being a famous novelist, owner of a publishing conglomerate....hmmm maybe publish the paper here. .....and I see your eyes starting to glaze over.

[Guest RainBird]

I got the shakes that'll make you quake! I got the fries that'll cross your eyes! I got the burgers that'll....... I just got burgers!!

[Guest Evan_J]

I got the shakes that'll make you quake! I got the fries that'll cross your eyes! I got the burgers that'll....... I just got burgers!!

pssst.....You "got the burgers that'll take you further". (I can't help it, I live where everybody thinks they can rap lol)

[Guest StrandedOutThere]

I want a burger. Burgers are my fave.

[Guest mia 1]

Is that with cheese or without!!!!

Oh no it's starting again....

[Guest April63]

I was going to ask the same thing, Mia.

April

[Guest RainBird]

Mmmm I'm feeling a bit McHungry now, double cheesburgers with extra gherkins.. now that's evil! mwhahaha