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Well we have no idea of what Uncle Ben has been converted from.

Then there's always the toy line of Transformers - that's one they haven't thought of - the truck that turns into a robot and then a woman!

Sally has Lost it too - something in the air today!

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Guest shalini

i would rather like hisbra banana

The first TG product I can think off hand is

her-shes chocolate bars

Any others?

{Lizzy's lost it!}

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Guest Sakura_Stingray

i dont know what losing it means to you lizzy but theres one product i thought of......the legendary, spectacular, special prsnutbutter and jelly combination jars!!!! the rough and thick peanutbutter of a male combined in the jar with sweet soft womanly smuckers jelly that stuff is good expecialy on bread ^.^

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Guest Lizzie McTrucker

to us, a transmission is a quest for being full-time, or GRS, or what have you.

to the rest of the world, it's just part of their car.

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hmm... um... 42? :)

Exactly!

And on the cover of my book in large friendly red letters are the words,

Don't Panic!

And now a moment of silence for Douglas.

Love ya fellow Hitchhiker,

Sally

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Guest Elizabeth K
How is a Hershey's chocolate bar tg?

I'm lost. Lizzy is just too crazy now...

April

AWWW if I have to explain - tisn't funny. Its a double pun - "her" "shes"

Like the problem with gender specific operations - men having 'her'nias - and women having 'his'terectomies.

Yikes - really am losing it!

And who thought up the phrase 'left-handed-screw' was concerned with direction of the threads, not being ambidextrious.

And redoing the piping means something completely different to a plumber.

Rewiring the system - something different to an electrician.

And a transformer pole is not about a transman's er... packing.

Changing gender is a computer man's term for wiring connections

And the Turn of the Screw - Shakespheare? Not a reversal of positions.

See - see? Awwww

Beer has a foamy head (have to be careful sometimes) and people blow it off before taking a sip.

And outer space is a vacuum because the world sucks!

To a bird watcher a split tail swallow has a certain meaning.

hummm - better stop.

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Guest mia 1

Trans World Airlines...Trans Siberian RailRoad........... ..........Charmen T.P. nah........... and everyone's favorite foreign country Transylvania Heh Heh that's so funny I can't stop laughing...... :D Mia...

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April,

You had to go and tell her, I was waiting for it to hit her - somewhere around 3 in the morning.

Just imagine Lizzy sound asleep and suddenly sitting bolt upright in bed and shouting, "Dang it! They're both female!"

And her wife saying, "Are you just now figuring that out?"

My goodness, where did that cruel streak come from?

Sorry Lizzy,

Sally

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Kia Ora,

"Bart Simpson!" Think about it.. ;) .

Metta Jendar :)

And I believe that Rocket J. Squirrel was supposed to be male but he was also voiced by a woman!

So it is all the cartoons fault - they were telling us to be transsexuals all along - now I know the truth!

Curse you Jay Ward - this is all you're fault!

And George of the Jungle called his mate, Ursala, 'fella' and described her as, "fella who dresses funny"!

It is a massive conspiracy!

Or I could be wrong.

Love ya,

Sally

(You do know that I am jokin, don't you?)

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Guest Sarah Marie
Well we have no idea of what Uncle Ben has been converted from.

Then there's always the toy line of Transformers - that's one they haven't thought of - the truck that turns into a robot and then a woman!

Sally has Lost it too - something in the air today!

Yup -- definitely something in the air -- I think I've lost it too!

Continuing in the same vein: don't forget the trans-Alaska pipeline, the trans-Afghanistan pipeline, cars with trans-verse mounted engines, plus the trans-action that happens every time you use a checking account or a credit card.

But then every house contains a very common tg product: window glass (it's trans-parent). :D

Yup -- I've definitely lost it.

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And don't forget about all of the radio and TV trans-missions.

Trans Missions? Aren't they all in San Antonio?

That would explain the stuborness and determination of all in the Alamo! :lol:

But wait, it was General Santa Anna who tried to dress like a peasant girl and sneak away after his armies were defeated after his trans-gressions into Tejas! (amazingly not a typo - that's what it was called at the time)

I'm running out of ideas, my thoughts are all so trans-itory these days!

It's almost time for Lizzie McTrucker to hit the old Trans-Continental highway!

I'll come back later to see what else has trans-pired.

Will Jacci ever become Post Op-timus Prime?

Will Lizzy Mc Trucker's trans-mission hold up to the rigors of the trans-Continetal highway?

Check it to see:

Same Trans-time

Same Trans-channel

(Oh no! we're writing for Batman and the show's been off the air for close to 40 years!)

Love ya,

Sally

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Guest Elizabeth K

Hersheys Candy bar - alledged pun - 'her shes' - a double expression meaning something entirely different from the original intent. Suggested to be subliminal as to transgender. So the idea of using 'her shes' as a food product for transsexuals, specifically MTF, was the claim that this item was a pun. The fact that it was double only reinforced the humor.

BRUZZZZZT Challange! April - backed up in opinion by Sakura - raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - the crowd goes wild!

So the expert source, Wikipedia!

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.[1] Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language.

I rest the arguement on that part of the definition shown in blue, as the 'her shes' was not intended to stand alone. BLUE TONGUE SALUTE!

Lizzy :P

So the question remains - homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical?

Augggh - worse than gender dysphoria terminology! Personally, after careful consideration, I think it is errrr... heterphonical or polyanna ... maybe?

OH OH OH

And the machine marked CHANGE - I put in a ten dollar bill and all I got was a handfull of quarters!

And those shops marked ALTERATIONS - are they worth trying?

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Guest April63

Well, I still don't quite understand this "pun".

Blue tongue salute? Are you trying to come up with new things for my future empire, Lizzy?

Interesting...

April

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Guest mia 1

But Lizzy, "Her" and "shes" are both feminine!

What's the pun?

April

OK. Make it HERS' HE(Y)S is that better? B) Abit of astretch but when you groan that's what makes a pun a classic
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