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Cheyenne skye

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I tried these on my coworkers. Of course the idiots didn't get it.

 

What do you call your father if he's from Indiana?

 

"Hoosier" daddy.

 

And for the nerds:

What do you call a bony headed alien standing still?

 

 

Static Klingon. 

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What do you call the new Disneyland ‘Alice in wonderland’ ride where they pass out estradot patches?

 

 

It’s an E ticket ride

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There once was a deputy named Fife.

He carried a gun and a knife.

The gun was all dusty.

And the knife was all rusty.

Cause he never caught a crook in his life

 

That's for you fans of Andy!

 

Lots of love,

Timber Wolf?

 

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Oh My Gosh!!!! I love Mayberry!  Although I gladly would have settled to live in Mount Pilot if it was too expensive to buy a house in Mayberry.  We all know how expensive housing prices have gotten lately!

squishy hugs!

Jae 

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What do you call a car race in a straight line with a ramp at the end?

 

 

 

Drag'nfly

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