Why I'm Trans... According to My Egg Donor

[Jackie C.]

So, since I came out to my egg-donor in 2018, she's been in denial. While I've cut off all contact, by wife still has to work with her so stories trickle back home. I'm apparently living in her head rent-free and I'm a noisy tenant. Because she can't accept who I am, she keeps coming up with theories as to why I think I'm really a woman. Her rationale is that she's a veterinarian, so she knows everything. I wish I was making that up. We've had conversations about how her degree makes her more qualified at... well, everything... than doctors, psychologists, etc... Tragically, she's not even a very good vet.

The descent into insanity is presented in the order in which she has invented the particular theory.

 

"You think you're a woman because you've been duped by a predatory sex-change industry. They just want your money."

 

Now, if this were actually true, they've got a pretty terrible plan here. In the super litigious United States, draw in men then coerce them into becoming women. They apparently do this by... making us struggle to meet criteria and making sure we have contact with doctors and mental health professionals for every step of the process. I'd think if they really wanted to indoctrinate us, they wouldn't insist that we see doctors from outside their medical enclaves. Unless, of course, every doctor and psychologist is in on it. That would be a pretty good trick, wouldn't it? I mean two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead. How an entire industry could keep this under their hat requires a degree of planning and discipline you usually only see in spy thrillers. In this woman's head, Big Brother is here and he's... apparently come to make you pay to get rid of your penis. Weird.

 

"You think you're a woman because of side-effects from your asthma medication."

 

OK, fine. I took a lot of asthma medication as a child. It started when I was four or five with a rescue inhaler. Of course, I'd been turning my underwear around to pretend I was a girl since I was three. Never let the facts get in the way of a good theory though.

So if this is the case, where are all the other little "confused" boys and girls. I'm not the only person in the world who had asthma in the seventies. It seems like that would be a pretty easy thing to track. If everyone who had asthma turned out to be trans, that seems like the kind of thing people would notice. It also doesn't take into account all of us that were born and died before asthma medication was a thing. Is the medication so potent that it made our condition travel back in time? If it can do that, I can think of better uses for the technology.

 

"You think you're a woman because we gave you McDonalds as a kid. McDonalds is evil."

 

This one really blows my mind. Can you imagine if it were true? There's be like ten cis-kids left in the world. You have to wonder about the business model here though. It's like the Underpants Gnomes. Step One: Make a bunch of kids trans. Step Two: Working on it. Step Three: Profit! What possible reason would anyone have to do something like this? If a comic-book villain had a plot like this, he'd be laughed out of the building.

 

So yeah, the "theories" espoused by the crazy person who birthed me. I'm a little worried actually. There's a strong vein of crazy on my Dad's side of the family too. That's not the kind of thing you want to get on you. Does anybody else have a family member like this?

 

Hugs!

[Maid In Bedlam]

1 hour ago, Jackie C. said:

"You think you're a woman because we gave you McDonalds as a kid. McDonalds is evil."

 

 

Now this one i can relate to. Well except a big Mac. They are best ?

 

It could almost be a film. Ronald Macdonald and his evil plan to turn all men into morbidly obese women. Its all in the fries you know ?

I Think it is inline to be an Austin Powers film i think. GROOVY BABY

 

Im afraid most of the people I know would be pretty cool with a trans person. In fact I would perhaps be more inclined to scutinise than they would. Which is a strange phenomenon in itself. I suppose I would be more intrigued.

 

Awaits with anticipation  for some more replys that are more constuctive than my effort

[Jani]

4 hours ago, Jackie C. said:

You have to wonder about the business model here though.

Well with "Billions and Billions sold" why don't we have a better place in society?  Its all Burger Kings fault.  He's in cahoots with Wendy's!  

 

You want fries with that order? 

[TommieAnne]

Jackie, you are a never ending source of entertainment!

TA

[Tory Aoi]

On 4/4/2020 at 8:16 AM, Jackie C. said:

"You think you're a woman because we gave you McDonalds as a kid. McDonalds is evil."

 

Burger King's Impossible Whopper ain't got nothin' on this!?