How to pee in the woods?

[DawnD]

Okay so this is going to be one of those questions that popped into my head and quite honestly I have thought about it way more than I probably should be. But I have no idea the answer.  But now I just need to know.

 

When a girl has to pee in the woods(just pee) they pull down their underwear and squat. What I am wondering is do they lean forward and pee behind them or lean backwards and pee in front of them.

 

I have never had the opportunity to watch and growing up with male genitals I always assumed peeing in front. I am now curious.

 

Thanks and happy Tuesday

 

Dawn

[Ivy]

Can't say much, still having my original plumbing.  But I was married a long time, and have 6 daughters.  It never seemed to be an issue.

The big thing was to watch out for poison ivy.

[Jackie C.]

1 hour ago, DawnD said:

When a girl has to pee in the woods(just pee) they pull down their underwear and squat. What I am wondering is do they lean forward and pee behind them or lean backwards and pee in front of them.

 

Forwards and back, though I pull to the side, so it's a bit more challenging. Deep squat though to minimize the splash zone.

 

Hugs!

[KathyLauren]

Mine goes whichever direction it wants!  The big thing it to plant your feet far enough apart that you don't pee on your shoes.

[Jackie C.]

8 minutes ago, KathyLauren said:

Mine goes whichever direction it wants!  The big thing it to plant your feet far enough apart that you don't pee on your shoes.

 

Exactly. Wide-stance. Squat low.

 

Hugs!

[66Brandy]

Mind the wind!

 

[awkward-yet-sweet]

I have original female equipment, and I'm frequently outdoors.  The first question is....pants on, or tossed to the side?  Pantsless is easier...just stand with legs wide apart and mind the flow.  Even better if there's a crevice or depression in the ground you can straddle. 

 

With pants/shorts around your ankles, there's sort of a weird squatting/shuffling, leaning backwards thing you do.  Clothes are obnoxious. 

[Sally Stone]

Dawn, this is on of those rare occasions when the title of the post "How to Pee in the Woods" was just too much for me to ignore.  As attention getters go, this one couldn't be ignored.  I just had to check out this post.

 

I'm here, but I really don't have much to offer since my plumbing, much like Jandi, is still the plumbing I was born with.  When peeing in the woods with boy-parts, the only real concern is to avoid your shoes and don't pee on an electric fence. 

 

I can't stop chuckling.  Thanks so much for the lighthearted question.  

[Mx.Drago]

😔If only it were just pulling pants down. You kinda have to hold your pants forward as you squat, sticking your but out as far as possible leaning forward cuz of splatter. Always carry extra tissues.

[Mmindy]

@Sally Stoneand I are here for the same reason. I just had to look. Now I'm reminded of a quote I read from another trans friend. "Use It until you loose It." while out in the woods, on the farm, or in a private bathroom. In a public bathroom turn around and squat.

 

Always mind the wind, splash, and dry, before tucking back.

 

 

Mindy🐛🏳️‍⚧️🦋

[Charlize]

I will never forget watching my wife pee before wee were married.  I quickly understood the advantage a wide bottomed skirt provided for its ease and the privacy it provided.  Pants don't quite work the Safeway.

 

Hugs,

 

Charlize

[Robin.C]

Omergerd. Yep the title got my attention. My many and varied girlfriends and partners mostly used Mx.Drago method. Though one had a 'she-wee' and loved it. Tried to do the boy thing and spray me she did .. LOL

 

Hugs,

Robyn

[Maddee]

So funny I need to squat  just reading this!

[Kasumi63]

LOL! I never thought of this and still have yet to experience it. Does peeing in a Japanese squat toilet count? In that case, I go with the leaning back method. Everything down to the ankles, grab the pipe or something in front of you (a tree if you're outside?), and lean back.

 

    

[April Marie]

Oh, my God! I laughed at all the answers. And, it just brought to mind several memories. 

 

When I was in the Army, we would take Air Force recruiting posters and hang them above the urinals - "Aim High!"

 

And then I thought of those fake book titles from when I was young like "Wet sneakers" by I. P. Standing. "Yellow River" by I. P. Daily. And, of course, "How To Fall Off a Cliff" by Eileen Dover.

 

You all crack me up!!

[Ivy]

Pre-op here (most likely non-op).  I tried squatting outside once just… because.  Between trying to keep my balance, and not hitting my clothes (skirt), it didn't go well.  I have to admit, the old plumbing is useful sometimes.

[Sally Stone]

5 hours ago, Ivy said:

I have to admit, the old plumbing is useful sometimes.

Agreed Ivy.  Sometimes the little hose is beneficial.🤭

[Marcie Jensen]

I will also admit the title drew me in. In the service, they taught us to use our e-tool to dig something called a "cat hole" to do our business in the field. Think of it as a DIY squat toilet and you get the idea.

 

That saird, I think the best word to use to answer the question is "carefully. Very carefully." 😂

[MirandaB]

I have to admit that this question plays a part in my decision to stick with (some of) the original equipment. My considerations for deciding yes or no on what the cis call THE OPERATION I'd rank this way 1) realizing the transition from straight male to lesbian didn't call for such a thing 2) the risks of any operation especially as you get older and 3) hiking often in the woods!

 

On a hike the other day a woman talked about how she made sure that she always had some tissues for just such a situation and thought it should be suggested for anyone out there taking a long walk. 

[DawnD]

So i wrote this question after a hike in the woods. I was experimenting with taping and tucking. I got a hold of some really good(Aparently) medical tape and secured myself nice and flat. I left a spot so pee could dribble out. I tested peeing in the toilet, and blotted the drips.Threw on some panties with my man attire over it. Then grabed some TP, my camelback for water, and hit the trail. Well after a while(a few miles)and a lot of water(I was excited to NEED to squat)nature's call came in force. I found a secluded spot. Dropped my shorts and panties and went down. Unfortunately I dropped my shorts and panties to my ankles and I could not figure out how to get my bottom either in front or behind them to not pee on them and maintain balance. My hiking boots were too big to take them off and the pressure was intense for relief.  I clawed and the tape but like I said "it was really good tape" I was stuck. I was thinking I was going to have to pee myself, when I saw a fallen log just right to hang my butt over. Wow..... most satisfying pee ever...

 

I am not much for porn, I feel it is harmful in many ways to both girls an guys. But like they say you can find anything on the internet. Including videos of girls peeing it nature. I now get it..... if I pull my stuff down to my knees not my ankles,  my bottom is then the lowest point. Just that little detail makes a huge difference. In all the comments not one person mentioned it as it is such an tiny automatic thing you don't think about it. 

 

Being a girl is complex......

[Ivy]

1 hour ago, DawnD said:

Being a girl is complex.....

Historically, women did not wear panties, which was convenient.  And when they started wearing "drawers," they were usually split, so they didn't need to be removed in that situation.  

Of course now days most wear pants or shorts a lot of the time.  But toilets are generally available - except in the woods.

[Jackie C.]

23 hours ago, Ivy said:

But toilets are generally available - except in the woods.

 

And to be fair, most of the park toilets I've run across you'd want to squat over anyway.

 

Hugs!

[MirandaB]

Sometimes it's hard to find a toilet you can use (unless you're a customer) in the cities too.

[Ivy]

2 hours ago, RhondaS said:

Sometimes it's hard to find a toilet you can use

I keep a "Pee Jar" in my car for those times when I'm not comfortable with certain facilities.

[Birdie]

On 5/31/2022 at 5:29 PM, awkward-yet-sweet said:

I have original female equipment, and I'm frequently outdoors.  The first question is....pants on, or tossed to the side?  Pantsless is easier...just stand with legs wide apart and mind the flow.  Even better if there's a crevice or depression in the ground you can straddle. 

 

With pants/shorts around your ankles, there's sort of a weird squatting/shuffling, leaning backwards thing you do.  Clothes are obnoxious. 

Yes, that just about covers it. In my case with pants on you "really" have to "pee slow" or the stream might jump forward into your pants as well. But my genitals are different than the typical female, or males for that matter.