Bandaid Colored Penis?

[Guest MrAwesome]

I was just thinking about packing, and how to make one. I use a sock, I cut one up, and the outside is penis shaped, and sewed up and then it's stuffed with a rolled up sock, and it's a lot better than what I used before (The sock was wrapped in duct tape...) and I was thinking about how to make a better one, and I was putting a band aid on my toe and I realized, "Hey, band aids are normally skin colored to make them less noticeable!" So I was just thinking maybe sometime in the future that's going to be a part of "How to make a homemade packer." Especially if there's a better material that you can buy cheap that can't be punctured and leak hair gel all over your lower area... especially if your stupid enough to use toothpaste... you could color it with band aid material so that it looks a little better... and then it might even be passable at urinals? a little bit passable... more so than something I'd do --- use duct tape. Just a thought anyway....

[Guest My_Genesis]

lol that's a cool idea. though im hoping that by "sometime in the future" we'll have the real thing and not have to worry about things like this.

[Guest AllisonD]

I am continually amazed at the things I find myself thinking about having discovered the playground. Now how would I go about making a flesh colored..... Oh wait! That's not my thing (pun intended)!

I remember as a child a friend had a toy vulcanizing kit that he used to make rubber insects, the mercury space capsule, and similar small soft toys. The latex used was definitely flesh colored. He poured it in a steel mold and baked it in the oven at some low temperature for about 20 minutes. I recall wondering at the time if it could be used to make nipples. So it probably could be used to make whatever soft, flexible shape you wanted.

Like I said, I find myself amazed at what I think about nowdays.

Allison

[Guest skyy]

i'm sorry, but with a topic name like that, i just had to figure out what you were saying. sounds pretty cool, but wow, how could i not see what this one was about.

[Guest Donna Jean]

*Donna Jean runs in and reads what this topic is about*

WOAH!

*Runs back out*

Donna Jean

[Guest Zabrak]

*Donna Jean runs in and reads what this topic is about*

WOAH!

*Runs back out*

Donna Jean

LMAO!

*cough* Nice topic.

[Guest Evan_J]

lol (yep, Evan too had to see what this one was about)

Lew, quit talkin about "penises" "all of a sudden" in front of the girls (I'm just kiddin, if we need to do it , do it) you know they scream "ew" and run off lol.

<--is creatin a list of people he's just going to walk up behind and say it to. (lol)

[Guest Pól]

<--is creatin a list of people he's just going to walk up behind and say it to. (lol)

...Evan is turning into a major creeper...

[Guest April63]

Bandaid colored penis?

I'm gone for a month, and I come back to a bandaid colored penis? wow....

[Guest MrAwesome]

evan you made me spill my soda!!.... out my nose... I'm pretty sure you could sneak up behind most girls, say Penis and have them run screaming, "NOOOO EWWWWW!!!!"*thinks about donna Jean* I figured this would get quite a bit of views... maybe I should title all my posts that "Band aid colored penis"

I have a fun story for you ---

-1 month down the road....-

Lewis - *goes to sit down to pee*

*Forgets he's packing*

Packer falls out on floor

Random guy - Oh my goodness is that? is that a sock wrapped in band aids??? O_o

Lewis - *already standing on toilet so no one can see his feet* inner self - CRAP!

Packer - NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! How would you like to be stuffed inside some guys pants all day?!?! HEY GUYS OVER HERE! THIS IS LEWIS HE'S A TRANSMAN AND HIS PROSTHETIC HASN'T COME IN THE MAIL YET SO HE HAS TO USE ME, A bandaid colored penis!!!

Lewis - .......... *hides*

Yes I can see that happening. My Mango hasn't come yet, and no point in rush ordering one from DJ since I can't go to camp. I think there might be something seriously wrong here... My migraines aren't getting any better, I take 2 Imitrex (Not gonna say what dosage the pills are.) and I still have a migraine an hour later... and my belly's been really bad, I can't eat much and I'm losing weight (that's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time...) now I'm getting spells were I feel weak, and like I'm going to faint. and feeling overly tired or overly hyper at the drop of a pin... maybe I'm just nuts? but I wanna work on bettering my packer and I can totally see me doing this then having it call out on the floor! xD

[Guest Astro_Liz]

You know, it took me about two sentences into this to realize that you weren't trying to play a 1920's gangster and make your own firearm. Of course with that thought, it did get a little weird when it became phallic shaped... the mental image was priceless though! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "stick'em up!" Err.... sorry, I'm new to this!

Your more than welcome to have my "extra baggage".... just have to wait for that surgical discovery to be made...

[content=uber-nerdy]

On the serious answer note, on the space shuttle we use a really cool tape called a "Self Amalgamating Room Temperature Vulcanization (RTV) Tape". Fancy name huh? AllisonD's post made me think of this, and a silicon based variant would probably suit your purposes well. It looks and feels like a normal tape at first, but you wrap it around an object with a 50% or more overlap, and within a short time it becomes a solid mass with only some very very slight visible lines left. A quick hit with a heat gun (or on the cheap, a blow dryer) and those lines disappear. It stays relatively flexible, is environmentally sealed, comes in a lot of colors, and even feels kinda "fleshy". Even the red one's (most popular color) will fade to a orang-ish-tan-ish color if left in the sun for a couple days. Granted, we can't bake it in the sun in the space program because it degrades its hermedic sealing properties (we use it to seal high voltage cable/shield damage), but I don't think you need a space grade and certified "pack". Although that would be pretty cool.... So make the general shape out of whatever you want (socks, fabrics, etc), wrap it with this stuff, and taadaa, instant silicon pack! No fancy molds needed!

[/uber-nerdy]

*Donna Jean runs in and reads what this topic is about*

WOAH!

*Runs back out*

Donna Jean

Anyone else see that pick blur in heels run through?

Love,

~Liz~

[Guest Neil!]

If I ever start a band, I am calling it Bandaid Colored Penis.

[Guest Evan_J]

If I ever start a band, I am calling it Bandaid Colored Penis.

This is where all the great band names come from !

And Lewis? While that story may "seem" funny , it in fact could be very dangerous. Don't think it isn't.

[Guest skyy]

lol (yep, Evan too had to see what this one was about)

Lew, quit talkin about "penises" "all of a sudden" in front of the girls (I'm just kiddin, if we need to do it , do it) you know they scream "ew" and run off lol.

<--is creatin a list of people he's just going to walk up behind and say it to. (lol)

i think Deeedoo has done this before. either that or one of my random crazy guyfriends.

I have a fun story for you ---

-1 month down the road....-

Lewis - *goes to sit down to pee*

*Forgets he's packing*

Packer falls out on floor

Random guy - Oh my goodness is that? is that a sock wrapped in band aids??? O_o

Lewis - *already standing on toilet so no one can see his feet* inner self - CRAP!

Packer - NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! How would you like to be stuffed inside some guys pants all day?!?! HEY GUYS OVER HERE! THIS IS LEWIS HE'S A TRANSMAN AND HIS PROSTHETIC HASN'T COME IN THE MAIL YET SO HE HAS TO USE ME, A bandaid colored penis!!!

Lewis - .......... *hides*

i about lost it with that story i love your topics, they are so funny. but with the crowd i hand around with, i dont think i can be scared that easily, i've sort have gotten used to it i think i would just start crying in laughter if a bandaid cover sock ploped on the floor of a bathroom for no apparent reason.

[Guest leo]

hahahaha you always amuze me lewis

[Guest AllisonD]

evan you made me spill my soda!!.... out my nose... I'm pretty sure you could sneak up behind most girls, say Penis and have them run screaming, "NOOOO EWWWWW!!!!"*thinks about donna Jean* I figured this would get quite a bit of views... maybe I should title all my posts that "Band aid colored penis"

I have a fun story for you ---

-1 month down the road....-

Lewis - *goes to sit down to pee*

*Forgets he's packing*

Packer falls out on floor

Random guy - Oh my goodness is that? is that a sock wrapped in band aids??? O_o

Lewis - *already standing on toilet so no one can see his feet* inner self - CRAP!

Packer - NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH! How would you like to be stuffed inside some guys pants all day?!?! HEY GUYS OVER HERE! THIS IS LEWIS HE'S A TRANSMAN AND HIS PROSTHETIC HASN'T COME IN THE MAIL YET SO HE HAS TO USE ME, A bandaid colored penis!!!

Lewis - .......... *hides*

Yes I can see that happening. My Mango hasn't come yet, and no point in rush ordering one from DJ since I can't go to camp. I think there might be something seriously wrong here... My migraines aren't getting any better, I take 2 Imitrex (Not gonna say what dosage the pills are.) and I still have a migraine an hour later... and my belly's been really bad, I can't eat much and I'm losing weight (that's a good thing and a bad thing at the same time...) now I'm getting spells were I feel weak, and like I'm going to faint. and feeling overly tired or overly hyper at the drop of a pin... maybe I'm just nuts? but I wanna work on bettering my packer and I can totally see me doing this then having it call out on the floor! xD

Well thank you Lewis. This is a first for me at Laura's. I laughed so hard I almost peed. Just the image....

Well, no more Lunch for me today!

Allison

[Guest My_Genesis]

If I ever start a band, I am calling it Bandaid Colored Penis.

lol, then lew and i will be the guitars and we'll do a cover of the song detachable penis

[Guest MrAwesome]

reading these responses made me laugh so hard I started to cry... I gotta listen to detachable penis song now... -all he can hear in his head is "Detachable penis -wisper- detachable detachable"

[Guest MrAwesome]

btw, I can't leave my penis bake in the sun for 3 days what will the neighbors think?! how do I explain that?? "What's that?" "Oh that's my penis, I'm trying to make it an orange color." do they sell pink stuff?

[Guest My_Genesis]

reading these responses made me laugh so hard I started to cry... I gotta listen to detachable penis song now... -all he can hear in his head is "Detachable penis -wisper- detachable detachable"

lol, it's nice to listen to songs that you can relate to, isnt it?

[Guest Astro_Liz]

btw, I can't leave my penis bake in the sun for 3 days what will the neighbors think?! how do I explain that?? "What's that?" "Oh that's my penis, I'm trying to make it an orange color." do they sell pink stuff?

I just about died when I read this! Never quite considered that slight problem... oh my, sometimes you can't see the forest through the trees.

I suppose you could bake it in the oven at a low temp, but I don't think thats any better....

Someone: "Oh, you baking something for dinner?"

You: "No..."

Someone: "But there is a sausage in my oven?"

You: "Hey, at least its not a bun!"

Errr... that was funny when I thought of it last night....

~Liz~

[Guest MrAwesome]

lol liz that was amusing =P You never thought about how stange it would look to have a penis in your yard? XD

[Guest MrAwesome]

Yes, it is fun to listen to songs I can relate to GEnesis I want my penis to be space certified would be a good song too... can we write it?

[Guest Evan_J]

Yes, it is fun to listen to songs I can relate to GEnesis I want my penis to be space certified would be a good song too... can we write it?

lol...its so ludicrous I had to laugh. And you and MG definately should lol.

[Guest My_Genesis]

Yes, it is fun to listen to songs I can relate to GEnesis I want my penis to be space certified would be a good song too... can we write it?

lol, we can at least try. I'm not much of a lyricist...I quote em but don't create em. I'm a cheater