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It's Late And I Couldn't Resist...

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A truck driver hauling a refrigerated load of meat broke down on the highway. Unfortunately, he couldn't afford a cell phone no more than he could afford maintenance on his rig. His only option to rescue his rig and salvage his load was to walk to town. As he approached the outskirts of town, he came upon a hotel. Parched and hot he ordered a drink and set down at the bar after calling for a rescue hauler. As his eyes began to clear from the dehydrated blur, he noticed there were a plethora of beautiful women in the bar. He couldn't help but notice they all had a name tag with "N.A.N.". Eventually one of the women sat down beside him and struck up a conversation.

"If ya don't mind me asking little lady, what does that N.A.N. stand for?"

With a straight face she replied, "oh I don't mind at all. It stands for National Association of Nymphomaniacs. We are having our yearly convention."

Now the driver being a long haul trucker felt he had died and gone to heaven!

"Umm...convention you say? What does your organization do at said convention?" He paused for what he hoped would be an extension of his dream.

"Well this year we are releasing the results of our most recent research. We sought out to find what facets of men had the most girth, length, and stamina."

"Well that is interesting to say the least. Do you mind sharing some of your findings with me?" He was still hoping to keep her attention a tad longer.

"Not at all. Why some of the results were a bit surprising to say the least. The men with the most girth seems to be our beautiful Hispanic males, while the most length belongs to our Native American Indians." She seemed to think she was finished.

"I'm sorry, Little Lady, but didn't you say that you also studied the most stamina as well?"

"Why yes we did! I am sorry to have left that out, but that proud honor goes to our tried and true Southern boys! Oh gosh how rude of me, I don't think I caught your name?"

The trucker kicked back and threw his feet up on the barstool beside him and said, "My name is Running Bear Martinez, but don't you worry Little Lady 'cause back home they call me Bubba!"

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