Science Fiction Dream

[Guest Evan_J]

Okay, so I'm not well known for "random" topics but this is one. And I put it in the FtM forum cuz....well cuz I wanted to And technically it was FtM...the dream....so.....

Anyway. I had this dream last night and I don't remember how it began but we (people on earth who were FtM) "really" were from another planet and we had this ability to make our noses elongate. And I mean ELOOOOONGATE. To the length and thickness and actually appearance of a horses....schwong. (lol) And yes, that's what we used it for.

And no, I will not "paint a picture" because this is a PG site but you would look normal, be dating a girl or whatnot and get hot and heavy, your nose would morph out so you could do the deed (like 2, 3 FEET worth.... ) and post-coitus "morph" back to a nose in any typical appearance.

Anybody care to take a stab at interpreting that?

[Sally]

Well, I would but I really do not want to appear nosey in this topic!

You're on your own with this one Bro!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Donna Jean]

Oh no......

I'm not even gonna try....

Good luck, Big Boy!

Love

Donna Jean

[Guest Evan_J]

Chickens (lol)

[Sally]

Chickens (lol)

Not Chickens - Angels!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Zabrak]

YOUR NOSE DID IT?

Ok, dude, thats just messed.

[Guest Evan_J]

YOUR NOSE DID IT?

Ok, dude, thats just messed.

rofl (and btw this is the first time I've laughed since my bandages were off)

but yes, and earth girls LOVED us.

[Guest StrandedOutThere]

Okay...

That is sci-fi, bro. Nice dream!!

[Guest Zabrak]

rofl (and btw this is the first time I've laughed since my bandages were off)

but yes, and earth girls LOVED us.

[Guest Jean Davis]

No Comment

Well maybe

No I better not

I'm pleading the fifth

Luv

Jean

[Guest Jackson]

I ain't touching this one either. Sorry, Evan.

[Guest Evan_J]

And the funny part is (even as I'm laughin lookin at Squirt reading Jackson's response....) that my chicken hearted sister is STILL at the bottom of this page lurking LOL.

[Guest Pól]

Evan, there are some dreams you think about in great detail in order to grasp their deeper meaning. This is not one of them.

And for not painting a picture, inverted commas, you did a pretty fair job of it.

[Guest Eth]

Men have the strangest thoughts...

愛 Eth

[Sally]

Chicken Hearted is it?

OK, it does show a sign of an obsession on your part with male attributes.

And it doesn't seem to be any problem where they are as long as they are very large.

In other words you are thinking very, very male Evan.

So congratulations!

Love ya,

Sally the Chicken Hearted

(You should see my shield, a chicken crossing the road to get away from Colonel Sanders)

[Carolyn Marie]

My mother used to say, "Don't stick your nose where it don't belong."

I think she was on to something.

Carolyn Marie

[Guest Martin]

You might be surprised at this, but I don't think that would be a satisfactory solution for me.

[Guest Evan_J]

Male attribute excepted, why did I make us aliens?

[Guest Jackson]

And the funny part is (even as I'm laughin lookin at Squirt reading Jackson's response....) that my chicken hearted sister is STILL at the bottom of this page lurking LOL.

And that is the reason I have Squirt as my avatar. Makes everything I say seem somehow deeper, more profound, and way more funny.

Evan, there are some dreams you think about in great detail in order to grasp their deeper meaning. This is not one of them.

I seriously have to agree with Pól on this one. There is no deeper meaning. This dream is the product of T and some serious painkillers.

Love ya,

Sally the Chicken Hearted

(You should see my shield, a chicken crossing the road to get away from Colonel Sanders)

There is nothing wrong with being chicken hearted. At least that chicken survived.

[Guest Eth]

Male attribute excepted, why did I make us aliens?

Simple: men are from mars.

愛 Eth

[Guest Evan_J]

I seriously have to agree with Pól on this one. There is no deeper meaning. This dream is the product of T and some serious painkillers.

Pol shed a feather as he said that lol. And I haven't had a painkiller in over 24 hrs. Try again.

I was thinking more do I have some subconscious thought that we really are wierdos. Or am I specifically. And if I/ we are was I looking for some "silver lining" ? Or maybe even implying that being FtM centered on sex?

I don't just "ditch" dreams because they happen to also have sex in them.

**makes a note about sharing in church in the future.

[Guest Pól]

Pol shed a feather as he said that lol. And I haven't had a painkiller in over 24 hrs. Try again.

Er, sorry....what? I "shed a feather"?

[Guest Zenda]

Kia Ora Evan,

Did you red the story of 'Pinocchio' before you went to sleep= he was made of wood and everytime he told a lie his nose grew...Sound familar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio

Metta Jendar

[Guest StrandedOutThere]

You might be surprised at this, but I don't think that would be a satisfactory solution for me.

LOL! That's an understatement.

[Guest Evan_J]

Kia Ora Evan,

Did you red the story of 'Pinocchio' before you went to sleep= he was made of wood and everytime he told a lie his nose grew...Sound familar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinocchio

Metta Jendar

Hmmm. Interesting. And the question then would be what am I lying about? And to whom? All of you? Myself? You're scaring me Jendar