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A Dirty Joke And A Question

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IF you have 30 cents and you only have two coins, one of them is not a nickel what is the other coin?

Anyway Who wants to hear a dirty joke?

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The one that's not a nickel is a quarter. So the other coin would be a nickel? Either way. Nickel and a querter.

I like dirty jokes! gogogogo!

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i like dirty jokes ,but is it appropriate for this forum?

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i like dirty jokes ,but is it appropriate for this forum?

Don't worry, Hon....

If it isn't, only the mods will enjoy it.....LOL

Donna Jean

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ive got a dirty joke

a white horse fell in the mud

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ive got a dirty joke

a white horse fell in the mud

OHHhhh .........CENSORED!............

Donna Jean

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Me too! me too-I've got one.

Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom and Finnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when you are in the bathroom?

A: European

:P

JJ

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Confuscious Say:

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with four testicles cannot walk.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

Man who sit on tack get point!

Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

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I have more but I figured that would be good for now.

Rachael

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Rachael I have seen some of these before but they still make me laugh.

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Dee Jay's Rule To Live By....

NEVER take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time!

Donna Jean

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Rachael I have seen some of these before but they still make me laugh.

Ok, good for you.

Rachael

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wow i forgot i made this one sorry lol

heres the punch line to the dirty joke

"Pig rollen around in mud"

Ha ha mud dirty joke? not as in a real dirty joke, my math teach told us that one he was coolest teacher ever not like stnadard teachers he was super Teacher!

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I went to the Doctor and he told me I'd been built upside down... my nose runs and my feet smell.

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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE AMAZING. They just have to WAIT for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!

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Two White Horses Fell in the mudd three came out

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what is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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lol thanks guys

I know a couple of jokes but they're really long and seriously not worth the effort to tell.

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Q: What is the difference between a mosquito and a rock climber?

A: One is a scalar and one is a vector.

<3

Amy

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Since we've turned from dirty jokes to bad jokes...

A farmer goes to a physicist, and says, "I have three chickens. How many eggs can I expect?"

The physicist goes to her computer to do some calculations.

She comes back and says, "Two a day."

The farmer thanks her and turns to leave. She adds, "but that's only valid for spherical chickens living in a vacuum."

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... "but that's only valid for spherical chickens living in a vacuum."

Stop it, my side hurts. :lol:

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On a T-shirt I saw:

A Cowboy, a Biker and a Firefighter walk into a bar ... There is no punch line, its just a fantasy of mine.

<3

Amy

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So two guitarists walk past a bar.

What? It could happen!

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Three men walk into a bar

would of thought one would see it!

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