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Always _______& Never______While Dilating


VickySGV

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ALWAYS make sure you have gone to the toilet for BOTH functions before Dilating. Dilating will be a trigger for either if they are not out of the way before hand!!

NEVER SNEEZE while dilating!!! The dilator can become a lethal projectile!!!

At five weeks of dilating, its becoming an ordinary event of my life, but there is still a little bit of a learning curve. Nerve re-connections and sensations register more than cold and pain at last.

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Guest rikkicd64

Simply wild Vicky, your post made me smile and I needed a smile. You are a sweetheart, thank you for uplifting so many lives, especially mine.

Hugs, Rikki.....

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Thank for a good laugh along with some good advice. You have saved many walls and a few sets of sheets.

Hugs, but only when it's safe,

Charlie

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Hmmm, I wonder if that dildo comes with warning labels? If not, perhaps you should suggest some to the company. I'm sure they would be entertained. :lol:

HUGS

Carolyn

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Somebody on another site today started a similar thread.

Hers started off by saying: Note to self... when dilating don't mix up the lube and the hand sanitizer.

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Guest Claire-G

NEVER SNEEZE while dilating!!! The dilator can become a lethal projectile!!!

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that gave me a good laugh and lots of pictures in my head.

Beware flying dildo's up agaid!! :)

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INCOMING!!! BATTLE STATIONS... BATTLE STATIONS!!!... WAH...WAH...WAH...

All together now, God Bless You Vicky!!!

Tamar, let's wait until she has the projectile attached to a friend, before I make the drywall repairs. LOL! Jody

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Somebody on another site today started a similar thread.

Hers started off by saying: Note to self... when dilating don't mix up the lube and the hand sanitizer.

That idea has me cringing in discomfort if not actual pain!!

The rest of you are making me :blush: !!

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Somebody on another site today started a similar thread.

Hers started off by saying: Note to self... when dilating don't mix up the lube and the hand sanitizer.

Omg. Coffee just went thru my nose. Again. :D

Jody, that sounds like a very sensible idea. :)

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NEVER SNEEZE while dilating!!! The dilator can become a lethal projectile!!!

Is this a warning or a challenge? ;) Also, would it be more embarrassing to kill with or be killed by vaginally-launched dildo? :D

Somebody on another site today started a similar thread.

Hers started off by saying: Note to self... when dilating don't mix up the lube and the hand sanitizer.

Duly noted. Hand sanitizer is bad enough when it's a small cut on your hand...I think I would come up with expletives that would be new to even me if I made that mistake (and some of you would probably be able to hear them...from your own homes). Another reason I prefer soap over sanitizer (also, my hands get über-dry).

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Yes! this is so right! The New Laura's Playground Post-Op Projectile Olympics. Sponsored by Levitra.

All the dialators lettered on the sides with advertisers, like little Goodyear bimps. Sailing across the stadium! Crouds cheering!

Laura can collect the proceeds, MaryEllen the event judge, PetraJane techincal director, Carolyn and Leah for commentary.

Tamar can administer the starting pepper, the rest us can just help out, also being fluff and eye candy!

Well, what do you think? Is it a hit? Duck and cover! JodyAnn

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Now Angel i would advise against a crack up in this case.

Hugs,

Charlie

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