Euchre

[Guest Cody_T]

I have a feeling I'm traveling outside of the typical realm of the "games and gaming" forum, but I figured I'd bring up an old fashioned game, that you actually *gasp* can play without a computer. Although, you can play it with a computer too.

Anyone play?

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

Pardon the Slurs in this verse but your mention of Euchre brought it to mind. Originally published in 1870

The Heathen Chinee

by Bret Harte

Which I wish to remark--

And my language is plain--

That for ways that are dark

And for tricks that are vain,

The heathen Chinee is peculiar:

Which the same I would rise to explain.

Ah Sin was his name;

And I shall not deny

In regard to the same

What that name might imply;

But his smile it was pensive and childlike,

As I frequent remarked to Bill Nye.

It was August the third,

And quite soft was the skies,

Which it might be inferred

That Ah Sin was likewise;

Yet he played it that day upon William

And me in a way I despise.

Which we had a small game,

And Ah Sin took a hand:

It was euchre. The same

He did not understand,

But he smiled, as he sat by the table,

With the smile that was childlike and bland.

Yet the cards they were stocked

In a way that I grieve,

And my feelings were shocked

At the state of Nye's sleeve,

Which was stuffed full of aces and bowers,

And the same with intent to deceive.

But the hands that were played

By that heathen Chinee,

And the points that he made,

Were quite frightful to see,--

Till at last he put down a right bower,

Which the same Nye had dealt unto me.

Then I looked up at Nye,

And he gazed upon me;

And he rose with a sigh,

And said, "Can this be?

We are ruined by Chinese cheap labor,"--

And he went for that heathen Chinee.

In the scene that ensued

I did not take a hand,

But the floor it was strewed,

Like the leaves on the strand,

With the cards that Ah Sin had been hiding

In the game "he did not understand."

In his sleeves, which were long,

He had twenty-four packs,---

Which was coming it strong,

Yet I state but the facts.

And we found on his nails, which were taper,--

What is frequent in tapers,-- that's wax.

Which is why I remark,

And my language is plain,

That for ways that are dark,

And for tricks that are vain,

The heathen Chinee is peculiar,--

Which the same I am free to maintain.

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

I have a feeling I'm traveling outside of the typical realm of the "games and gaming" forum, but I figured I'd bring up an old fashioned game, that you actually *gasp* can play without a computer. Although, you can play it with a computer too.

Anyone play?

I used to but haven't for ages