Another Viv Joke

[Guest viv]

Guy visits his doctor for the results of a check up.

Doc say I have good news and I have bad news,

what do you want first ?? guy replies the bad news.

Doc says , unfortunately you are dying, Guy then

says whats the good news , doc replies , you have

Alzheimers , in 2 minutes your gonna forget all

about dying. viv

[Guest Steven22]

Guy visits his doctor for the results of a check up.

Doc say I have bad news and I have worse news,

what do you want first ? guy replies the bad news.

Doc says , you have only 2 days to live, Guy then

says well gee whats the worse news , doc replies

I forgot to tell you yesterday.

[Guest viv]

Hey Steven,

Funny Joke that , thanks. I think mine went down like a boat with a

big hole in it . Cultural difference can give you those ""ouch"" moments ,worse,

when its too late . Any of you folk reading this and unhappy with ""another viv

joke"", so sorry. Guess I am like a bull in a china shop sometimes, luv,viv

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

hmmm as to bulls in china shops, some zoologist or some other ologist set up that experiment with a series of china racks set up in an outdoor cattle pen... guess what a 2000 lb bull can maneuver the aisles and NOT knock over a single cabinet. Guess they are more careful than we thought.

Just food for thought

from a trivial mind

[Guest viv]

hmmm as to bulls in china shops, some zoologist or some other ologist set up that experiment with a series of china racks set up in an outdoor cattle pen... guess what a 2000 lb bull can maneuver the aisles and NOT knock over a single cabinet. Guess they are more careful than we thought.

Just food for thought

from a trivial mind

Thanks Hun,

I needed that.Realising too late re cultural differences is no excuse.

Wont be repeated,,,,I promise... viv

[Guest Joanna Phipps]

Sweet Viv, don't worry about the meaning of it I am originally from the UK and know what the meaning actually is. I made that comment by way of releasing some trivia that I had stored up sometime ago. Love your jokes...

Hugs sis

[Guest Donna Jean]

Good joke, Viv....

I got it and I LIKE it......LOL!

HUGGS!

Donna Jean

[Sally]

I loved it Viv,

A slight variation:

A man goes into his doctor's office to find the results of his resent tests, the doctor said I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first, the man replies let's get the bad news out of the way. OK, you have 2 months to live. The man slumps in his chair and says what could possibly be good news after that. The doctor replies that battery of tests you just took are on a 90 day delay billing.

Just a joke for those of us here in the US without health insurance.

Love ya,

Sally