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[Guest lvmyftm]

HA!! For once you guessed wrong what I was going to say! Oh happy day!! (Does the "she's wrong dance")

And I would not hit on you. Mess with you yes, but not hit on.

Geeze....does Mr. Sarcastic not know sarcastism when he reads it

[Guest Evan_J]

Geeze....does Mr. Sarcastic not know sarcastism when he reads it

Don't try to throw me off, little miss "hottie" woman, you were WRONG about something.

Break out the beefjerky!!

[Guest lvmyftm]

Don't try to throw me off, little miss "hottie" woman, you were WRONG about something.

Break out the beefjerky!!

I am wrong plenty of times Just ask my kid...I am always wrong according to her! hahahaha You can be right if it makes you feel better, just know I was messing with you as well

Whats the pass card for? You have yet to explain that.

[Guest Evan_J]

I am wrong plenty of times Just ask my kid...I am always wrong according to her! hahahaha You can be right if it makes you feel better, just know I was messing with you as well

Whats the pass card for? You have yet to explain that.

Oh, noooow she wants me little 'ole pass card

Gives you clearance in the event 5 or more or us are gathered and either Jessica Alba is present or levels 2 or 3 business is being conducted. Only thing it doesn't give ya is level 1. Can't have that. And honestly you probably don't want it.

Fellas have to vote though before I can give it to ya.

[Flint]

Fellas have to vote though before I can give it to ya.

I'll have to think about that one.

[Guest Evan_J]

I'll have to think about that one.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

no cowering

**gives ya a poke between the shoulder blades that means "stand up straight"

Hey!! Ow!!! I don't like to stand up straight.

[Guest lvmyftm]

Oh, noooow she wants me little 'ole pass card

Gives you clearance in the event 5 or more or us are gathered and either Jessica Alba is present or levels 2 or 3 business is being conducted. Only thing it doesn't give ya is level 1. Can't have that. And honestly you probably don't want it.

Fellas have to vote though before I can give it to ya.

I just asked what it was smartarse If Jessica Alba or some other hot chick is present I will be doing the same thing you guys are doing....checking her out and gauging my chances

[Flint]

*sits in corner writing a rap*

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

*sits in corner writing a rap*

How's it going? Are you going to share it after?

[Flint]

How's it going? Are you going to share it after?

I might do. I might not.

[Guest Evan_J]

I just asked what it was smartarse If Jessica Alba or some other hot chick is present I will be doing the same thing you guys are doing....checking her out and gauging my chances

[Reads bottom of card] Actually it does not say you can't do that ...agrees to wear G-string......sit on laps......agree to backroom....mmmm some other stuff, but does not say you cannot check out Jessica Alba

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

I might do. I might not.

Well then. I look forward to possibly seeing it.

[Flint]

[Reads bottom of card] Actually it does not say you can't do that ...agrees to wear G-string......sit on laps......agree to backroom....mmmm some other stuff, but does not say you cannot check out Jessica Alba

[Flint]

Well then. I look forward to possibly seeing it.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

*waits for the possible new thread*

[Flint]

*waits for the possible new thread*

*waits for it too...*

Oh you mean a new thread by me? Oh.

*watches you wait*

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

*waits for it too...*

Oh you mean a new thread by me? Oh.

*watches you wait*

Jeez thanks

*taps fingers on laptop and busies himself with pointless crap*

[Guest lvmyftm]

[Reads bottom of card] Actually it does not say you can't do that ...agrees to wear G-string......sit on laps......agree to backroom....mmmm some other stuff, but does not say you cannot check out Jessica Alba

Whoa dude! You seem to have me mistaken for a girly girl or something!!! That aint me! Butt floss really? That stuff ONLY gets worn if I know that it won't be on long if you know what I mean Backroom???? Some other stuff? Explain the refrence pls

[Guest Evan_J]

Whoa dude! You seem to have me mistaken for a girly girl or something!!! That aint me! Butt floss really? That stuff ONLY gets worn if I know that it won't be on long if you know what I mean Backroom???? Some other stuff? Explain the refrence pls

Awwww, well now thats a disappointment. Cuz I checked the bylaws just for you. [Gets a HUGE tome about the size of two yellow pages and plops it on the desk....] see, it says right here:

"on the occasion that a plausable female hath been identified , and she be girlish and sublime in nature and endowed with that nature which may take pleasure in the fulfilment and enjoyment of the company then it may be extended, under a casting of votes, an entry to certain functions and gatherings as identified by such company that might not otherwise be attended by her gender."

Oh well. But you're still our friend.

[Guest lvmyftm]

Awwww, well now thats a disappointment. Cuz I checked the bylaws just for you. [Gets a HUGE tome about the size of two yellow pages and plops it on the desk....] see, it says right here:

"on the occasion that a plausable female hath been identified , and she be girlish and sublime in nature and endowed with that nature which may take pleasure in the fulfilment and enjoyment of the company then it may be extended, under a casting of votes, an entry to certain functions and gatherings as identified by such company that might not otherwise be attended by her gender."

Oh well. But you're still our friend.

LMAO! Guess its a good thing that I can hang with the guys just like one of the guys then

[Guest Evan_J]

LMAO! Guess its a good thing that I can hang with the guys just like one of the guys then

Of course you can, if anything, I was gonna ask if you were sure you don't wanna try out a little binding and borrow an extra roll of tubesocks from someplace . (We won't tell if you feel a little more boy than girl you know )

[Guest lvmyftm]

Of course you can, if anything, I was gonna ask if you were sure you don't wanna try out a little binding and borrow an extra roll of tubesocks from someplace . (We won't tell if you feel a little more boy than girl you know )

hahaha What do I need a roll of tubesocks for? I got a packer sitting in the "toy box". I remember the days of several sports bras to try and get those Gosh darned things to look smaller that was painful....no thanks on the binder. If my guy would let me I would get them reduced again (grew back while prego ) but for some reason it doesn't want me to have small ones...men! ugh lol

[Guest Evan_J]

hahaha What do I need a roll of tubesocks for? I got a packer sitting in the "toy box". I remember the days of several sports bras to try and get those Gosh darned things to look smaller that was painful....no thanks on the binder. If my guy would let me I would get them reduced again (grew back while prego ) but for some reason it doesn't want me to have small ones...men! ugh lol

And you're suuuure you wanna go with "female"? (funnin you ,......well,.....kinda )

They got other stuff besides "male" and "ftm" you know.

[Guest lvmyftm]

And you're suuuure you wanna go with "female"? (funnin you ,......well,.....kinda )

They got other stuff besides "male" and "ftm" you know.

hahahaha Yeah I am good with female thanks It would be cool to be a guy and all for a day or two, but I am rather happy how I am and how I fit in society.