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[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Yup poked it. Dunno why. I don't usually get that close to spiders. I too normally go away. Won't get near them usually. *shrugs*

Maybe you are getting over your fear

[Flint]

Maybe. It'd be cool. Cause when i one day live with a woman i'll wanna be the man of the house that gets rid of the spiders when she runs out the room screaming....

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Maybe. It'd be cool. Cause when i one day live with a woman i'll wanna be the man of the house that gets rid of the spiders when she runs out the room screaming....

That's funny

Ya know not every woman runs out of the room screaming when they see a spider

[Flint]

That's funny

Ya know not every woman runs out of the room screaming when they see a spider

I know.

But......

I sometimes imagine myself living in a house with a woman...and one of the details is always that i'm the man of the house and I help them when they're scared cause i'm all Manly and brave and stuff. yea....

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

I know.

But......

I sometimes imagine myself living in a house with a woman...and one of the details is always that i'm the man of the house and I help them when they're scared cause i'm all Manly and brave and stuff. yea....

*walks away snickering and letting Matty dream*

[Guest Evan_J]

*walks away snickering and letting Matty dream*

Smacks geo on the head for laughing ** lol little twerp

There's nothin wrong for havin that dream Matt.

Actually when I was like 20, I used to fool around with this girl and ACTUALLY then I was still scared of spiders and REALLY scared of mice (even though I never really seen one) and at her house one day there was a mouse. Ran right across the floor. Horrible little black thing.

I was so scared of it it was a toss up whether or not I wanted to puke or pee LOL. HOWEVER, like you, I wanted to be this "cool" brave guy. So I pretended I didn't care. Killed it with a broom.

There was a second one later (few weeks); stepped on that one. Still grossed out . But wanting to be "the big man". SO the lesson of that story is, when that girl that you're dreamin about is present even if you are scared or grossed out or whatever you will be "that kind of guy" if thats who you want to be

[Flint]

aye, i'm pretty sure that when push comes to shove i'll just do it. I tend to be like that. I can't stand the anxiety of things planned in advance I prefer someone to just be like "AHHH" screaming cause of the spider and in that moment I'd probably react regardless of any fears.

[Guest Evan_J]

aye, i'm pretty sure that when push comes to shove i'll just do it. I tend to be like that. I can't stand the anxiety of things planned in advance I prefer someone to just be like "AHHH" screaming cause of the spider and in that moment I'd probably react regardless of any fears.

Exactly.

[Guest lvmyftm]

Smacks geo on the head for laughing ** lol little twerp

There's nothin wrong for havin that dream Matt.

Actually when I was like 20, I used to fool around with this girl and ACTUALLY then I was still scared of spiders and REALLY scared of mice (even though I never really seen one) and at her house one day there was a mouse. Ran right across the floor. Horrible little black thing.

I was so scared of it it was a toss up whether or not I wanted to puke or pee LOL. HOWEVER, like you, I wanted to be this "cool" brave guy. So I pretended I didn't care. Killed it with a broom.

There was a second one later (few weeks); stepped on that one. Still grossed out . But wanting to be "the big man". SO the lesson of that story is, when that girl that you're dreamin about is present even if you are scared or grossed out or whatever you will be "that kind of guy" if thats who you want to be

hahahaha....that is part of your guys job is to kill the spiders for us. The good news is that you usually get a thank you of at least a kiss.....maybe sex

[Flint]

The same spider in the bath... not sure how all of us had a shower this morning, heck I sit down to shower due to not being able to stand up without a stick issues haha so that means I've forgotten about this spider and sat RIGHT near it! and it's survived all that water. Anywho I've just poked it a few more times. Each time a little longer than the last lol. Can't find it in myself to pick it up yet haha dunno why I keep poking it. I guess I'm just curious like a big kid

[Guest Evan_J]

You always manage to be hiding in corners when guys talk about pukin and peein don't you ( )

hahahaha....that is part of your guys job is to kill the spiders for us. The good news is that you usually get a thank you of at least a kiss.....maybe sex

But that is why we "instinctively" will kill the damned thing anyway lol regarless of how we feel. Instinct tells us "if you kill it there is likely sex" LOL

[Guest lvmyftm]

You always manage to be hiding in corners when guys talk about pukin and peein don't you ( )

But that is why we "instinctively" will kill the damned thing anyway lol regarless of how we feel. Instinct tells us "if you kill it there is likely sex" LOL

hahahaha Yes I am Funny thing is that I hear that from the kids at work too....well that isn't what they are usually talking about, but still. What they fail to remember is that my office is right across from the boys locker room, so I can hear most of what is said in there.

The grosser or scarier the job for you guys the more sexual favors you will likely recieve in return. Dead mouse, snake....he can have anything he wants!

[Guest Evan_J]

hahahaha Yes I am Funny thing is that I hear that from the kids at work too....well that isn't what they are usually talking about, but still. What they fail to remember is that my office is right across from the boys locker room, so I can hear most of what is said in there.

The grosser or scarier the job for you guys the more sexual favors you will likely recieve in return. Dead mouse, snake....he can have anything he wants!

You're just buckin for that "honorary pass card" arn't ya? FtM sweetheart or something lol .... lol

However, "my sons" take this line and "know" and "prosper":

The grosser or scarier the job for you guys the more sexual favors you will likely recieve in return. Dead mouse, snake....he can have anything he wants!

[Guest lvmyftm]

You're just buckin for that "honorary pass card" arn't ya? FtM sweetheart or something lol .... lol

However, "my sons" take this line and "know" and "prosper":

hahahaha What do I need a pass card for? I just butt right in and make myself at home as one of the guys anyways. lol Besides, I think you at least like it that way

If you guys really wanna increase your chances of getting lucky......try helping us with house work or if there are kids involved get up early with them and let us sleep. That is almost a for sure way to get lucky later

[Guest Evan_J]

hahahaha What do I need a pass card for? I just butt right in and make myself at home as one of the guys anyways. lol Besides, I think you at least like it that way

If you guys really wanna increase your chances of getting lucky......try helping us with house work or if there are kids involved get up early with them and let us sleep. That is almost a for sure way to get lucky later

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS PART FELLAS ROFL She's just tryin to get you to work now LOL.

But about that "pass card" , you're gonna need it at some point you know .

(and don't go worryin about what I like lol what are ya tryin ta do ? get me in deep "manure"? ROFL)

[Guest Pól]

I spent an hour or so a few days ago aspirating insects out of a net into a jar (I'm taking summer classes). Basically it works like this: there's a tube coming out of the jar that you point at the insect and another one that comes out of the jar that has a questionable net over it that you suck air out of in order to pull the insects into the jar. Purposely inhaling insects, even if it's into a jar, is probably ick-ier than finding them. I did see two crickets and a weird millipede thing in the loo this morning though.

No bonus points for that though, I'd bet.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Smacks geo on the head for laughing ** lol little twerp

There's nothin wrong for havin that dream Matt.

Actually when I was like 20, I used to fool around with this girl and ACTUALLY then I was still scared of spiders and REALLY scared of mice (even though I never really seen one) and at her house one day there was a mouse. Ran right across the floor. Horrible little black thing.

I was so scared of it it was a toss up whether or not I wanted to puke or pee LOL. HOWEVER, like you, I wanted to be this "cool" brave guy. So I pretended I didn't care. Killed it with a broom.

There was a second one later (few weeks); stepped on that one. Still grossed out . But wanting to be "the big man". SO the lesson of that story is, when that girl that you're dreamin about is present even if you are scared or grossed out or whatever you will be "that kind of guy" if thats who you want to be

There was nothing wrong with it! Never said that there was

And ow do you need to hit me?????? Yes I am a twerp and a gremlin

(don't know why it didn't post before )

[Guest Pól]

And ow do you need to hit me?????? Yes I am a twerp and a gremlin

(don't know why it didn't post before )

love taps, boy, love taps. take it as a good thing

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

love taps, boy, love taps. take it as a good thing

Love taps? Didn't feel like no love tap!! *rubs head* It still hurts a few hours later

[Guest Evan_J]

And ow do you need to hit me?????? Yes I am a twerp and a gremlin

(don't know why it didn't post before )

As for that last sentence , just refer to the one immediately before it

Do I need to hit you? I need to hit ALL of y'all sometimes. .....cept Fireship.....maybe A.j. (age)

Can't hit lvmyftm...she's a girl...Well.....aw nevermind she'd just run with it anyhow LOL

[Guest lvmyftm]

DO NOT BELIEVE THIS PART FELLAS ROFL She's just tryin to get you to work now LOL.

But about that "pass card" , you're gonna need it at some point you know .

(and don't go worryin about what I like lol what are ya tryin ta do ? get me in deep "manure"? ROFL)

It's true! Thankfully my man knows this already. The number one reason for getting turned down in the bedroom is because we are exhausted. Help out a little without being asked and you are sure to get repaid.

What exactly do I need this "pass card" for? lol

[Guest lvmyftm]

As for that last sentence , just refer to the one immediately before it

Do I need to hit you? I need to hit ALL of y'all sometimes. .....cept Fireship.....maybe A.j. (age)

Can't hit lvmyftm...she's a girl...Well.....aw nevermind she'd just run with it anyhow LOL

hahahaha....I'd hit back Hit ON me and then you got my guy to deal with. hahaha Then again he might not care since the hottie gets hit on EVERYWHERE

[Guest Evan_J]

hahahaha....I'd hit back Hit ON me and then you got my guy to deal with. hahaha Then again he might not care since the hottie gets hit on EVERYWHERE

HA!! For once you guessed wrong what I was going to say! Oh happy day!! (Does the "she's wrong dance")

And I would not hit on you. Mess with you yes, but not hit on.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

As for that last sentence , just refer to the one immediately before it

Do I need to hit you? I need to hit ALL of y'all sometimes. .....cept Fireship.....maybe A.j. (age)

Can't hit lvmyftm...she's a girl...Well.....aw nevermind she'd just run with it anyhow LOL

Yes we both know why it didn't show up no need to to hit me again!!!!!! *cowers in fear*

[Guest Evan_J]

Yes we both know why it didn't show up no need to to hit me again!!!!!! *cowers in fear*

no cowering

**gives ya a poke between the shoulder blades that means "stand up straight"