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[Guest Evan_J]

Anybody got a pressure washer for Evan's mind??

LOL Its been washed, rinsed, wrung out, even thrown in hot springs lol still ends up all smuttied up.

But ya hearin me wrong (I believe) just meant help him find somethin nice to look at

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Evan!!

You're going to traumatize our young friend.

That's a no go

And he's in a relationhsip.

And I'm busy slaying dragons

Not to mention my complications don't tend in that directions.

Anybody got a pressure washer for Evan's mind??

LOL Its been washed, rinsed, wrung out, even thrown in hot springs lol still ends up all smuttied up.

But ya hearin me wrong (I believe) just meant help him find somethin nice to look at

EMO BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay for real... They make me weak tis why I watch the SAME VIDEO OVER AND OVER on Youtube

[JJ]

But ya hearin me wrong (I believe) just meant help him find somethin nice to look at

That's a relief!!

Something for the young friend.

I once met Hillary Duff-she's really cute and nice enough for our young' un. Does he like that look? Or something a little smokier-like Selena Gomez or Shakira!

Or kinky like Lady Gaga -she might be able to meet both his inclinations!

What do you say Braveheat? I can't think of too many hot young guys. Johnny Depp isn't young. But for most people that doesn't matter.

There's Jose on So You Think You Can dance. Dance is worth watching btw.

Grin

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

That's a relief!!

Something for the young friend.

I once met Hillary Duff-she's really cute and nice enough for our young' un. Does he like that look? Or something a little smokier-like Selena Gomez or Shakira!

Or kinky like Lady Gaga -she might be able to meet both his inclinations!

What do you say Braveheat? I can't think of too many hot young guys. Johnny Depp isn't young. But for most people that doesn't matter.

There's Jose on So You Think You Can dance. Dance is worth watching btw.

Grin

Age doesn't matter to me to be honest

And Lady Gaga is hot... But not in the sense of getting turned on Only one of her videos and that's because there's a whole bunch of gay guys in it

Yea those shows me no likey

[Guest Evan_J]

Ok, first lemme be clear, I dunno emo from elmo hardly so if I screw up don't be mad. I only ever heard the word on this very board and hadda google it. BUT I googled for you. And, even though I dunno what hair is hot, and I don't understand what faces are hot and I don't get what a hot emo dude body should be like either (cuz they all just look skinny and obviously "traditional"/muscle measurements don't matter in emo) I'm trying. So, I'm msging you a link (cuz even on guys ya can't show nipples, you'd have to crop him) but if he's good, he's yours.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Ok, first lemme be clear, I dunno emo from elmo hardly so if I screw up don't be mad. I only ever heard the word on this very board and hadda google it. BUT I googled for you. And, even though I dunno what hair is hot, and I don't understand what faces are hot and I don't get what a hot emo dude body should be like either (cuz they all just look skinny and obviously "traditional"/muscle measurements don't matter in emo) I'm trying. So, I'm msging you a link (cuz even on guys ya can't show nipples, you'd have to crop him) but if he's good, he's yours.

Evan I love you (

THANK YOUUUUUUUU

Will check that out in just a second!!!!!!!!!

OMG thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Taking time out of your time to look up a emo boy for me that's great

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Okay. Evan knows how to pick out the emo guys too

THANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

<3

*goes and stares*

[Guest Evan_J]

Evan I love you (

THANK YOUUUUUUUU

Will check that out in just a second!!!!!!!!!

OMG thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu

Taking time out of your time to look up a emo boy for me that's great

Don't thank me, thank my brain, which is threatening to evacuate the premises if I ever try that again and ask it to locate someone without breasts and ....well they won't let me say it on the board but a "she " who, went bent over would make me and Matty both suddenly silent LOL.

Okay. Evan knows how to pick out the emo guys too

THANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

<3

*goes and stares*

It's that I know how to read lol. I picked out the one with the most "OMG"s next to it on someone's photobucket account

This is what I try to tell you but you not listening; you must go LOOK for what it is you want.

Don't complain and cry about what the straight boys are doin. They went and got what it was they wanted.

Just go do the same. That and don't imply that I "looked" at a dude

<<Never claimed he was a perfect individual

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Don't thank me, thank my brain, which is threatening to evacuate the premises if I ever try that again and ask it to locate someone without breasts and ....well they won't let me say it on the board but a "she " who, went bent over would make me and Matty both suddenly silent LOL.

It's that I know how to read lol. I picked out the one with the most "OMG"s next to it on someone's photobucket account

Oh well stilllllllll!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!! Also love Adam Lambert And Johnny Depp WOW!!!!!!!!! <3

Either way you found just the right emo guy xD

Well that's you and Matty

Oh poor thang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest My_Genesis]

Don't thank me, thank my brain, which is threatening to evacuate the premises if I ever try that again and ask it to locate someone without breasts and ....well they won't let me say it on the board but a "she " who, went bent over would make me and Matty both suddenly silent LOL.

Hey what about me??

This is what I try to tell you but you not listening; you must go LOOK for what it is you want.

Don't complain and cry about what the straight boys are doin. They went and got what it was they wanted.

Just go do the same. That and don't imply that I "looked" at a dude

<<Never claimed he was a perfect individual

LOL, well said.

[Guest Evan_J]

Hey what about me??

"Reasonable language limits" only allow me one sidekick per verbal illustration lol you're slated for the next one LOL.

[Guest Sam_P]

Jason Behr and his motorbike made me want a motorbike. Google Images is your friend if you're curious.

Advertising people with cars is a great marketing strategy but I get why women complain about it, there isn't enough men being advertised with cars! In the interest of fairness I think we need more of that. Car companies listen up!

[Guest Sam_P]

Oh and only since I 'watched' this thread can I wake up to over 35 new identical e-mails in my inbox.

[Flint]

Don't worry people. He's not actually that shocked, he's just done that so many times now his eyes have got stuck that way.

[Guest Evan_J]

Oh and only since I 'watched' this thread can I wake up to over 35 new identical e-mails in my inbox.

ROFL. Well thank God you stopped "watching" and started writing. Find this boy ( Geo) some man candy so he can shut the hell up lol. (wouldn't be a bad way to get some for other guys who might be wonderin where it is either ) Sign doesn't say "het beer" and "straight tobacco". Neither did the descrip say "a place for straight guys to gather". Says men. And there may be a benefit to each group to hear from and know about the other. Never know. In life, noted the fact that at the point a guy said he was gay he stopped (if you look at mainstream representations) being a "man". Instead he was sent off to be with the women. Didn't matter how masculine he was or tough.....he was

I mean, if you don't like hanging out with straight guys (general statement) thats one thing, but to be "sent"

And I don't claim to be homophobia free. I don't. I know RJ knows lol. I admit most of my sins. Just sayin

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Jason Behr and his motorbike made me want a motorbike. Google Images is your friend if you're curious.

Advertising people with cars is a great marketing strategy but I get why women complain about it, there isn't enough men being advertised with cars! In the interest of fairness I think we need more of that. Car companies listen up!

O

M

G

YES!!!!!!!!

I'd like to look at cars with some guys in it

Don't worry people. He's not actually that shocked, he's just done that so many times now his eyes have got stuck that way.

My eyes aren't stuck this way!!

But... They are stuck being blind

[Guest My_Genesis]

No better place to put this than here lol.

http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/home.jsp

Ain't that one sexy mama... lol.

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

No better place to put this than here lol.

http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/home.jsp

Ain't that one sexy mama... lol.

Nice. But I would never buy one too much gas

[Guest Evan_J]

No better place to put this than here lol.

http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/home.jsp

Ain't that one sexy mama... lol.

Hmmm . I would comment but I suppose the mere fact I zoned out while looking says it lol

[Guest My_Genesis]

Hmmm . I would comment but I suppose the mere fact I zoned out while looking says it lol

[Guest Pól]

No better place to put this than here lol.

http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/home.jsp

Ain't that one sexy mama... lol.

No class, absolutely no class. It's shameful, it is. *shakes head sadly*

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

*puts cape on and runs around room screaming loudly*

I was going to go to bed at midnight because I was so tired!!! BUT an hour and half later I am MEGA HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Guest My_Genesis]

No class, absolutely no class. It's shameful, it is. *shakes head sadly*

LOL

[Guest Evan_J]

*puts cape on and runs around room screaming loudly*

I was going to go to bed at midnight because I was so tired!!! BUT an hour and half later I am MEGA HYPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Go sit in that chair, and don't move.

**scowls and wonders if the youth is going to have to be sent to his room. You know I really am not good with "hyper".

[Guest Lee-Asher Geo-James]

Go sit in that chair, and don't move.

**scowls and wonders if the youth is going to have to be sent to his room. You know I really am not good with "hyper".

I refuse to sit in a chair!! Chairs are not fun to sit in

WHY CAN'T I BE HYPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am NOT going to my room

*crosses arms* I refuse!!!