Why Is It So Scary To Be In The Men's Room?

[Guest PaintedWingss]

I've acquired the ability to be ninja-like in the bathroom when I can't hold it in anymore and am forced to use the public restrooms. I sneak in, hoping no one's in there, stay in the stall until I know the coast is clear, wash my hands like the soap'll explode in seconds, then dart out, making sure to make it look like I came out of the men's room. It's worked so far!

[Guest N.Chaos]

*Is now snickering at the idea of combustible soap*

I actually had a mini-freak out in the guy's room today, it's the first time I've used the right bathroom since someone screamed out "You're in the wrong bathroom freak" a few weeks ago. Nothing happened this time around but someone walked in while I was in the stall and for no reason I just kinda froze and couldn't pee for almost 5 Gosh darned minutes.

[Guest Otto]

I got sometimes in the guys restroom, i feel much more comfortable.

But the problem is when a group of people harass you, and that's what happened to me : i was in the restroom, and some italian guys started screaming a

[Guest Arielle]

I would say minimise conversation, but you can say things like, I'll see ya back out there or whatever. Also don't look at any other guy's junk because it implies homosexuality (this is where it sprung from), and most guys fear homosexuals in the men's room. So unless you're at a gay bar/club. Everyone's silently hetero in the mens room. Before all the talk about gay people came out, the men's room from what I heard was much more lively.

Further, if 5 urnals are there and 3 are in use, you can use the two in the middle. Some men do actually do what's in the video, but I'm like, I need to go now and I'm not gonna set somewhere. So you go up to the urnal and immediately initiate "horse vision". The guy next to you (either one) doesn't want to know if you have trouble with a zipper. Keep all difficulties to yourself when unzipping. Although if you have a difficulty unzipping, the guy next to you might begin to laugh but this is short lived and it's not something you need to reply to. This is like overdoing makeup, don't be tempted to brag about your last sexual encountre just to make "manly" conversation. It's more manly to not talk about it until you get out of that space. Talking about computer stuff or car stuff is acceptable at times, but most men as they put it prefer to do their business and leave.

Washing your hands however is amongst the more educated and higher class of men who aren't pigs, a very important thing to do. I always washed my hands and would search for soap or a towel. Men believe it or not are getting more concerned about hygiene. It's partly due to spreading viruses and bacteria, but also who wants to shake hands with a guy who was holding his "thing" and still has all that nastiness on his hands, no one! This is the exact reason why the fist knocking handshake was invented. No clean guy wants to shake hands with a known non washer. Another reason for this fear is because touching someone's hands whose not washed is to men almost identical to touching their "junk."

Sounds in the public men's room are acceptable and I've heard them frequently. The fear of using an STP is noted, but some guys "shake down" to get comfortable and many almost push their pubic bone forward and I can only assume to minimise splashback and possibly as an added bonus keep other men from seeing their "junk." So getting an stp out and positioning it where it needs to go shouldn't be any kind of a problem. Just make sure that you can get to it without reaching far for it. Another reason I guess for poking their pelvis forward is not all guys are big and some are embarassed at their lack of size, or perhaps they have some kind of STI or STD with obvious visual signs, so hiding it behind white porcelean works well.