Killer Thread

[Guest JaniceW]

I've still got some fruit cake left from Christmas...don't drop it on your feet. And I'm bringing out my Jim Nabors CDs and a six pack of Yoohoo. Lets get this party started again or this thing really will die.

Ok Kim I woud love to join your little party and try to put some life back into this thread.

Anyone here remember Mitch Miller? Well let's all gather together around this 52" flat screen TV while I play thes old recordings of "Sing Along with Mitch" and we can all sing along.

[JJ]

Okay I was going to drop in for while but I'll wait till Mitch is done. Love ya Janice but old Mitch always could drive me right out of a room. Or a house. At least it wasn't Lawrence Welk

*John saunters off with his Smothers Brothers DVDs and Grape Nehi*

[Guest Mina89]

Ooh! We could have a poetry slam!

One of us could recite some arrhythmic, impenetrably vague verses while each half of the room alternates between grooving to it and looking grumpy! Then I can have too many caipirhinas and start ad-libing off William Topaz McGonagall lines while half the room jeers and the other half laughs!

Let's make some repressed memories!

-Valerie

[Guest JaniceW]

*John saunters off with his Smothers Brothers DVDs and Grape Nehi*

John get back here with those Smothers Brothers right now, forget this boring Mitch Miller stuff let's have some real laughs with Tommy and Dicky. Hey do you have any of Tommy doing YoYo Man?

[Guest KimberlyF]

Ok Kim I woud love to join your little party and try to put some life back into this thread.

Anyone here remember Mitch Miller? Well let's all gather together around this 52" flat screen TV while I play thes old recordings of "Sing Along with Mitch" and we can all sing along.

He was on TV? I had to google him. I'd be waiting for him to pull rabbits and things from his beard if I were watching him and wouldn't pay attention to the music.

Kim

[Sally]

OK, some arrhythmic, impenetrably vague verses by Sally Michelle Jackson.

The Moon rises in the West tonight

Four winds not enough

Tides run counter to the shore

Dogs and cats exchange dirty looks

Lions and lambs share a flock

Breathing is but a quite snore

Shimmering gold is in the air

As the Sun burns brightly giving no light

The goldfish vacates his bowl

And now as Midnight has slipped softly by

The Moon blood red is growing dim

And now I end this mournful dirge

For it is but the ramblings of tired mind

There - that ought to kill it!

Love ya,

Sally

RIP thread.

[Guest Donna Jean]

.

I don't get it........

It doesn't rhyme......

dj

[Guest Mina89]

@Sally

That's actually better than McGonagall. Much. Here's a link to The Tay Bridge Disaster:

Why would anybody do this?

He's about as subtle and precise as a stick of dynamite.

-Valerie

[Guest Elizabeth K]

*John just shakes his head and grins*

How come Lizzy isn't getting in on this one?

Too busy shopping!

lizzy

[Guest Elizabeth K]

So it comes to this:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

Lewis Carroll

[Guest Maria_B]

Its a commonly known fact that we all think over the hard questions of life in the toiler or shower...

But this is ridiculous!

[Guest KimberlyF]

Nobody tried the fruitcake??? Its homemade not store bought. My aunt is a chain smoker so the ashes give it a nice mesquite flavor. And there are plenty of red squishy bits and green squishy bits in it.

Kim

[JJ]

The Sneeze

I sneezed a sneeze into the air

It fell to the earth I know not where

But hard and froze were the looks of those

In whose vicinity I snoze.

-- Anonymous

[Guest mary/jason]

If you took the w in answer, the h in ghost, the extra a in aardvark, and the t in listen you could say what but no one would be able to hear you because the whole word would be silent!

^ ^

madison

[JJ]

Sorry Kim I only eat white fruitcake soaked in rum. But thanks for the offer

Janice-here is a complete set of The Smothers Brothers and in the interest of recapturing my lost youth I also brought along Sonny & Cher and Laugh In. Was I ever really that young?

[Guest KimberlyF]

If you took the w in answer, the h in ghost, the extra a in aardvark, and the t in listen you could say what but no one would be able to hear you because the whole word would be silent!

^ ^

madison

OK, I'll agree with most of this. But that second a in aardvark is not 'extra'. The aardvark suffers from esteem issues and it was thought that they'd be crushed to be listed behind the ant in the dictionary.

Kim

[Guest KimberlyF]

Sorry Kim I only eat white fruitcake soaked in rum. But thanks for the offer

Oh! That's my aunt then. She's caucasion, and usually pretty pickled around the holidays. And she says she puts a little of herself into everything she bakes, but we tell

her to use a hairnet. So it's almost like each piece is a little scavenger hunt too.

Kim

[Guest Donna Jean]

Oh! That's my aunt then. She's caucasion, and usually pretty pickled around the holidays. And she says she puts a little of herself into everything she bakes, but we tell

her to use a hairnet. So it's almost like each piece is a little scavenger hunt too.

Kim

Jeesh!

'I go to bed for ONE night and when I come back, I don't understand a single thing!

_dang

Donna Jean

[Guest KimberlyF]

Jeesh!

'I go to bed for ONE night

Where do you usually sleep???

Kim

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Where do you usually sleep???

Kim

She usually sleeps upside down in a tree or a belfry, but that's not important right now.

Lizzy

[Sally]

She usually sleeps upside down in a tree or a belfry, but that's not important right now.

Lizzy

Lizzy, she usually sleeps upside down in a tree - she has bats in her belfry and therefore can no longer sleep there.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Donna Jean]

.

....what?

HEY! LOOK OUT!...BATS!

RUN!

[Guest Mina89]

We can't stop here!

This is bat country.

[Guest Elizabeth K]

'scuze me!

lizzy

[Guest Donna Jean]

'scuze me!

lizzy

Dee Jay