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Dee Jay I wish Icould bottle you for a gloomy day!

Already taken care of Johnny!

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What is that address?

Love ya,

Sally

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Yeehaw! Thanks Sally!:thumbsup:

:blink::Wait!

Did I just bite off more than I can chew?:unsure:

Sally, that is essence of Dee Jay right and not Dee Jay herself right? I mean it might kind of tick that awesome lady off to find herself trapped in a bottle in Arkansas and ........well.........I just don't wanna deal with an angry Donna Jean. :o

I may be fearless but there are limits to even my fearlessness. And she knows i'm afraid of spiders not to mention that scorpions seriously hurt.

Love ya

John

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Guest JaniceW

I may be fearless but there are limits to even my fearlessness. And she knows i'm afraid of spiders not to mention that scorpions seriously hurt.

John,

Yeah but she puts them in people's bras and a guy like you doesn't need to worry about that. :rolleyes:

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Once she's been trapped in a bottle there's no telling how creative she could become with places to put scorpions!

Doesn't bear thinking about.

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You may be right Johnny, an angry Donna Jeannie can be very dangerous indeed!

Maybe I should have Lizzy uncork the bottle.

Love ya

Sally

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Guest Elizabeth K

[POP]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~smoke~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Dee Jay in a harem outfit, humming I DREAM OF JEANNIE)

Hi Dee Jay (Lizzy says, hopefully) How was your 'rest time?'

BLAMMMM

The world as we know it dissolves, the UNIVERSE shudders!

But Dee Jay remains adorable - looking like a Ohioan version of Barbara Eden. (Glitter clad corn cob pipe)

Scorpions dropping all over the floor, she smiles and retreats to her rightful place... under the truck, changing the oil...

The world suddenly reappears.

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... under the truck, changing the oil...

The world suddenly reappears.

That's it John, all we need to be safe is a tuck that needs an oil change. Hey Andrew have you got a truck hangin' out that leaks oil?

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I am just going to go to the kitchen and make some extra spicy chili!

It is not known by everyone but Dee Jay has no power over jalapenos.

If I can just get the lid off of this jar in time.....

Love ya,

Sally

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That's it John, all we need to be safe is a tuck that needs an oil change. Hey Andrew have you got a truck hangin' out that leaks oil?

well Ms. Janice, I found this in my neighbor's back yard...

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I tell ya, that ol' boy could start a car lot with all the junk he keeps under the grass out yonder....

Now I ain't sure if it runs or not, but if you're lookin for somethin' that leaks, by the looks of this thang it probably spits out oil like an angry rattler spits out venom after ya step on it with a size 12 steel toe boot in the winter time.wink.gif

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Andrew!

Stop making fun of my cousin's truck!

It can't leak oil because it has no oil pan, it has one but I think it is under the porch - some of the 16 hound dog puppies like to sleep in it.

Besides his Porsche was impounded for illegal parking.

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Love ya,

Sally

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Andrew!

Stop making fun of my cousin's truck!

It can't leak oil because it has no oil pan, it has one but I think it is under the porch - some of the 16 hound dog puppies like to sleep in it.

Besides his Porsche was impounded for illegal parking.

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Love ya,

Sally

Hmmm, I think that Porsche may have an oil leak too. Hey Dee Jay we have something for you over here ...

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Guest Hayley21

WOW!! there's alot of posts here an you think you kill threads?

Good lord sweety I hardly doubt that, like someone said sometimes

you respond so well that it doesn't need another post :)

Keep it up :)

:groupwavereversed::score:

LOve ya,

Hayley :)

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If you do not have a truck with an oil leak, Dee Jay can be easily distracted with shinny objects.

This thread will never die - how can you run out of responses to no particular subject at all?

Love ya,

Sally

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Janice, as llong as you are talking about what a handsome charming devil I am you can go right ahead talking.

Donna Jean-you are excused but maybe a little less partying before you hit the forums would help that problem hon. Or was it a reaction to something you ate? Anyone seen Clem tonight?

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Clem is alright!

I wanted to take a shower but he had already gone to bed - in the bath tub.

I haven't seen one of her plush lady bugs tonight - that might explain it.

Love ya,

Sally

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If we're getting re-married, you are never going into such a dangerous profession.

Why don't you be a florist.

Or a stay-at-home trophy husband.

Or better yet, don't move, or do anything that can hurt you.

You can fulfill your wrestling dreams with the dog.

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Maria, dear - you are never supposed to reveal such plans for a future husband - that is for the first few months of 'surprises', next come all of the 'honey do'.

And you have to be careful in dawg wrestling Chows are really just carpeted barrels and therefore impossible to pin.

Love ya,

Sally

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