Sally's Thought For The Day

[Guest Elizabeth K]

If a person is against same sex marriage, they should not marry someone who is of the same sex as they are.

DUH.

[Sally]

Then there is always the old stand by, "all marriages are same sex - night after night it is the same sex."

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Maria_B]

I heard someone say ''But then gay people will just get divorced!''.

Uhhh, don't Hetero people get divorced, also O___O.

[Guest Elizabeth K]

Gay people have as much right to be miserable as straight people do (Chris Rock on Gay marriage).

and

We worship an awesome God in the Blue States, and we don't like federal agents poking around our libraries in the Red States. We coach Little League in the Blue States and have gay friends in the Red States. (Barack Obama)

Lizzy

[Guest Donna Jean]

I heard someone say ''But then gay people will just get divorced!''.

Uhhh, don't Hetero people get divorced, also O___O.

Hetro divorce rate is at about 50%........

dEE jAY

[Sally]

Why does everything that tastes good have so many calories and so much fat?

And if it is good for you, it is either tasteless or actually tastes bad.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Lizzie McTrucker]

The 24-hour marriage via Las Vegas Wedding Chapel preserves the sanctity of marriage.

Gay marriage destroys the sanctity of marriage.

..some how I think they got those two reversed.

[Sally]

Well, I suppose that it is time that I had another thought so here goes:

Why is it that a woman has a HISterectomy and a man has a HERnia?

Oxymoron for the day - Jumbo Shrimp

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest lairlane]

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather..

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

[Sally]

I have one thought that came to me due to all of the up roar about Chick-Fil-A.

I firmly believe in the separation of Church and Steak.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Tamar]

Oh jeez Lana.

[Sally]

I was listening to a commercial today and like happens so often I wondered if anyone ever proof reads their copy to see what it really says?

This was for Lifelock Identity theft protection.

"You have so much to protect and nothing to lose."

Excuse me?

If I have nothing to lose then I have nothing to protect or is it just the fact that everyone else in my family was an English major?

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Maria_B]

You have so much to lose and nothing to lose to protect or to lose or... to...

You have confused me, Ma'am. I bow to your superior confusing ability.

[Sally]

You have so much to lose and nothing to lose to protect or to lose or... to...

You have confused me, Ma'am. I bow to your superior confusing ability.

But am I good enough for American Politics?

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest Maria_B]

I would vote for you.

*waves Miniature American Flags*

[Sally]

The thought for today includes an original piece of 'primitive' artwork - by a really primitive artist, me.

Love ya,

Sally

[Sally]

If life is so short how do we manage to fit in so many regrets?

I always say live today as if it were your last day on Earth, but I always wake up and have to pay all of those bills.

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest]

If life is so short how do we manage to fit in so many regrets?

I always say live today as if it were your last day on Earth, but I always wake up and have to pay all of those bills.

Love ya,

Sally

Waking up is always better than the alternative.

Huggs,

Joann

[Sally]

Megan Had suggested that I run for President and that would do away with Red States and Blue States - they would all be Pink - actually I would prefer to go with a blending of both colors to form

The Truly United Purple States of America!

One nation under paid with liberty and ice cream for all.

Vote for the Purple Party Party - we have cookies!

Love ya,

Sally

[Guest]

Count me in.

Are these special cookies.

No matter I'll have some anyways.

I think it should be 1 underpaid continent.

Wouldn't mind it so much if I got kissed once in a while.

Huggs,

Joann

[Sally]

Here is a little tip to help if you are ever called upon to speak in front of a large group.

I used to get very nervous when I had to speak in front of a large group of nudists until I started picturing all of them wearing Parkas.

Love ya,

Sally

[Sally]

Not just a thought for the day but an actual philosophy for life.

When others complain about immaturity or childish behavior always remember this:

I would rather spend my life floating above the world looking through childlike eyes than bound to the ground seeing only cracks in the sidewalk.

Love ya,

Sally, floating above the clouds

[Sally]

They say (who are they and why do we listen to what they say?) that the brightest light burns the quickest, lucky for me I am a rather dim bulb.

Love ya,

Sally